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it's been a while since i did one of these so here goes...
my comments are in blue

Veggie Tales - The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt,
who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags,
the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"
so they don't copy cd's and stuff.

Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
we'll just tell you ..."
to go fuck yourself?
Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland
though it would be a nice place to live or visit
and I've never been to Denver,
but i have been in colorado for half an hour
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis
but i dry humped the arch. no, really.
or St. Paul,
another fun place to visit
and I've never been to Moscow
and a pretty historical place as well
and I've never been to Tampa,
and i don't ever want to go there
and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
been there. done that.

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
we'll just tell you .."
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything.

And I never hoist the mainstay
nor do i think i could
and I never swab the poop deck,
i have mopped and been on a boat but never at the same time
and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
i did get to do that a time or two
and I've never walked the gang plank
i have on an imaginary ship
and I've never owned a parrot,
but i can still give you the bird
and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
three years in a row

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
we'll just tell you ..
We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster
i am pretty sure i have
and I'm not too good at ping-pong,
as a matter of fact i suck at it
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
oh come on who hasn't
and I've never kissed a chipmunk
i have. a stuffed one
and I've never gotten head lice,
yes when i was a wee little one
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
need we go there again?

Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about?
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?"
as much as ceral and parrots do

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense!
all depends on the context. go ask a zoologist.
Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
veggie tales assimalating and ripping off a pop culture icon?

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"
big idea has very very few original ideas soooo...

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug
i was testing it to see if it was good
and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
not that i recall
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
that sounds like an afternoon of fun
and I've never bathed in yogurt
that sounds like a weeks worth of fun
and I don't look good in leggings ..."
that's because nobody does

Pa: "You just don't get it!"
usually no i do not

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"
but i lived there. and may again someday. who knows? not i said the pig