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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Sexuality</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Most Likely to Say</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"When you told me to get ready for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, I didn't think you were talking about warts." </td>

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"FUCK YOU!" </td>

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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for the record i really did not rig this one in any way shape or form and that probably will be my last words.


<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Death Date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">October 1, 2003</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Number attending your funeral?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">126</td><td bgcolor="#000000">How much will you leave to friends and family?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$4,031,334</td>

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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<td bgcolor="#000000">your name </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">do YOU think you are?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">male/female?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">on a scale from 1-10 you are a</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">7</td><td bgcolor="#000000">other people say you are</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">::insert what you want to hear here:: </td><td bgcolor="#000000">your sex appeal will last til</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">October 1, 2003</td>

are you sexy? by jeska
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I Am A: Lawful Good GnomeBard Thief

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Deity:
Garl Glittergold is the Lawful Good gnomish god of mischief, cleverness, battle, and gemstones. He is also known as the Joker, the Watchful Protector, the Priceless Gem, the Sparkling Wit, and the God of Gnomes, as he is the head of their pantheon. His followers enjoy a good laugh and a good prank, perhaps even more so than a normal gnome, but also work to make the world a better place. They are extremely fond of gems. Their preferreed weapon is the battleaxe.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)




You must like to spank or be spanked, because your romance is remeniscent of
Secretary. A truly modern love story, it shows that you don't need to be conventional
to be normal. You're probably the type that owns a whole lot more leather than
what's upholstering your car or sofa. Yeah, you know what I mean.
What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?