empallin | already in the oven nice and hot oh damn guess what i forgot

Intro...

my goal is to actually provide some useful information as well as intertainment with these house hold tips. some make more sense than others. some are more useful than others. i just hope that each one of them finds a person to match. a person who can actually make use of the humor. someone who finds the tip useful. just do not be mistaken they are just tips. they are not rules. they are suggestions to those who don't know better. information works best when shared with those who do not know. i hope that works for you.

messy

i realize there are hundred of books and websites that you could find that are filled with this same kind of information. my problem with most of them is that they are too boring and wordy. i don't think anyone needs a diagram on changing a lightbulb. ever. as for humor, they cater to the same crowd that thinks knock-knock jokes are just too funny. i always try to keep from walking down those paths. straight for the throat and then head for the door. it's a new age. one that wants it's information quick and dirty. launch my head if it goes beyond that.

wtfwth...

some may ask what right i have to do this. nothing more than experience. most of this was learned the hard way. i have spent time cleaning up left messes more than once. i didn't know any better. just because i do know better now however does not mean that i always attend to all of the items covered or in the way they are covered. i am always willing to take advice for improvements in the way i do things. it is all part of the countinuing learning process. you are seeing my notes.

outro...

with all that in mind feel free to chime in where you think a point needs to be made. i don't know how many of these tips i will have in the end but you should probably check once a month or so if you are looking for any reasonable amount of fresh reading. thanks for you time. i'll probably rewrite this part again soonish. don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.