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empallinDishes Tip #001 - Nothing But A Wet Scream
if by chance you are not the one doing dishes and there happens to be water in the sink do not throw the knife into the water. rinse the knife if needed, set it down and step away. there are many thrills much more enjoyable than playing the knife game when you don't even know you are playing. if you are the one doing the dishes it is your choice. and fingers.
Dishes Tip #002 - Upside Down And Into Town
when putting eating utensils in the drainer it helps to do a little sorting of sorts. knives go in points down while forks and spoons go in points up. this serves two handy purposes. the more important being that you dont cut the living fuck out of you hand while trying to find a fork to eat your cereal with in the middle of the night. this also assists in finding the right size of spoon without having to pull everything out. of course you could just dry them and put them all back into the tray where they belong but who the fuck wants do that?
if by chance you are not the one doing dishes and there happens to be water in the sink do not throw the knife into the water. rinse the knife if needed, set it down and step away. there are many thrills much more enjoyable than playing the knife game when you don't even know you are playing. if you are the one doing the dishes it is your choice. and fingers.
Dishes Tip #002 - Upside Down And Into Town
when putting eating utensils in the drainer it helps to do a little sorting of sorts. knives go in points down while forks and spoons go in points up. this serves two handy purposes. the more important being that you dont cut the living fuck out of you hand while trying to find a fork to eat your cereal with in the middle of the night. this also assists in finding the right size of spoon without having to pull everything out. of course you could just dry them and put them all back into the tray where they belong but who the fuck wants do that?
