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empallinyou want random access? you got it. you want chaos in theory and practice? you got it. you want some thinng that is interesting to read? don't look at me.
of my list of things to do i have done 5 of 23. seriously. now i shall go on with my laughter since that was not planned at all. life cracks me up sometimes.
ok a trick question that needs a real answer:
should i quit smoking...
a] on the drive back to oklahoma city
b] after i get there
c] right fuckin' now
d] all of the above
i could do it but i shouldn't expect the same thing from other people. i have done nothing to deserve that respect. i am sorry you feel that way. maybe someday you'll figure out how to get what you want. how to really get it, instead of faking it for the time being to get what you think you want. i don't expect you to understand. i don't expect anyone to undestand. i wish it was possible but i don't expect it. i am sorry things had to happen like this. just like i knew they would. now if only someone would get some nerve around here we could get on with things. it's not over yet only because you don't want it to be over yet. i am that fool that rushed in. now i ask for directions out. maybe the wizard can be of some help.
i need to thank the poeple who do this site for providing the lyrics to the theme for the brothers grunt. a song that is worth if only for the lines...
...and all the thought those two lines made me give them. i was never much into that show until i heard those lines. and you know the conclusion i came to in the end. it's always hard to find whatever you may be looking for because all languages are just organised grunts. wasn't something i ever even considered until then. now i am pretty much stuck on the idea. for those who don't know the brothers grunt was one of the short lived but great cartoons that came out of mtv's liquid television. yeah this was the same show that introduced the world to beavis and butthead and aeon flux.
so i was looking for stuff for my birthday and came across this one thing that i want. not kidding. jokes are not funny at that price. but who know that such a popular site would have an entire kinky sex department. again, not kidding. go look. i guess kinky sex does make the world go 'round. on the other hand there are cheaper but prettier ones available.
imbecilemikey recomends: well, he said it was a really good book on bondage and home repair of sorts but doesn't know the name of it so i am going to have to take some guesses here. this time he is stupid. but hey if you want to get me any of them i would bound to be more than happy.
Jay Wiseman's Erotic Bondage Handbook
SM 101: A Realistic Introduction
Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism
Sex Tips from a Dominatrix
Come Hither: A Commonsense Guide to Kinky Sex
Erotic Surrender: The Sensual Joys of Female Submission
The Loving Dominant
Sensuous Magic 2 Ed: A Guide to S/M for Adventurous Couples
Bondage on a Budget
cliff recomends:
http://www.diepunyhumans.com
http://www.cruel.com
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html
http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/oblique/oblique.html
http://www.prisonexp.org/
PkColumbia recommends:
the necro tonz
and you can download some of their stuff from
http://poisonkitty.net/~brindle/Music/
of my list of things to do i have done 5 of 23. seriously. now i shall go on with my laughter since that was not planned at all. life cracks me up sometimes.
ok a trick question that needs a real answer:
should i quit smoking...
a] on the drive back to oklahoma city
b] after i get there
c] right fuckin' now
d] all of the above
i could do it but i shouldn't expect the same thing from other people. i have done nothing to deserve that respect. i am sorry you feel that way. maybe someday you'll figure out how to get what you want. how to really get it, instead of faking it for the time being to get what you think you want. i don't expect you to understand. i don't expect anyone to undestand. i wish it was possible but i don't expect it. i am sorry things had to happen like this. just like i knew they would. now if only someone would get some nerve around here we could get on with things. it's not over yet only because you don't want it to be over yet. i am that fool that rushed in. now i ask for directions out. maybe the wizard can be of some help.
i need to thank the poeple who do this site for providing the lyrics to the theme for the brothers grunt. a song that is worth if only for the lines...
"It's hard to find that for which you hunt
When your speech is a bunch of grunts"
When your speech is a bunch of grunts"
...and all the thought those two lines made me give them. i was never much into that show until i heard those lines. and you know the conclusion i came to in the end. it's always hard to find whatever you may be looking for because all languages are just organised grunts. wasn't something i ever even considered until then. now i am pretty much stuck on the idea. for those who don't know the brothers grunt was one of the short lived but great cartoons that came out of mtv's liquid television. yeah this was the same show that introduced the world to beavis and butthead and aeon flux.
so i was looking for stuff for my birthday and came across this one thing that i want. not kidding. jokes are not funny at that price. but who know that such a popular site would have an entire kinky sex department. again, not kidding. go look. i guess kinky sex does make the world go 'round. on the other hand there are cheaper but prettier ones available.
imbecilemikey recomends: well, he said it was a really good book on bondage and home repair of sorts but doesn't know the name of it so i am going to have to take some guesses here. this time he is stupid. but hey if you want to get me any of them i would bound to be more than happy.Jay Wiseman's Erotic Bondage Handbook
SM 101: A Realistic Introduction
Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism
Sex Tips from a Dominatrix
Come Hither: A Commonsense Guide to Kinky Sex
Erotic Surrender: The Sensual Joys of Female Submission
The Loving Dominant
Sensuous Magic 2 Ed: A Guide to S/M for Adventurous Couples
Bondage on a Budget
cliff recomends:
http://www.diepunyhumans.com
http://www.cruel.com
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html
http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/oblique/oblique.html
http://www.prisonexp.org/
PkColumbia recommends:the necro tonz
and you can download some of their stuff from
http://poisonkitty.net/~brindle/Music/
