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The Kingdom of Happy Gloom is alive and well, and you're alive, at least. Oh memories. At least once a week I think of the time we were fighting in your front yard and you set your shirt on fire. "Turbulant" is an understatement.

got that in my email today. hos is that for a special memory. wish i didn't remember that one. btu that lead allismallism to create this little poll...

Have you ever set yourself on fire?
more times and ways then i care to count

Intentionally?
more often then you want to know about

Would you do it again?
i doubt you have that much money

What if I gave you a dollar?
a dollar sounds good to me


taurus


Your Sex Sign is Taurus!


You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything,
as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master
at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You
are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign
is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite
for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as
comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual,
geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's
always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel
fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover
to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more
pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and
dislikes And you are anything BUT conventional. Your basic,
carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower
on occasion!

What's *Your* Sex Sign?

...ok, can i stop laughing now?

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