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empallinfive posts per day limmit? hmmm. sorry folks but i am on borrowed time here....
stole this from yodie even though a lot of questions repeat ones that have already been answered. even if i had answered all of them, my answers will change by the day some formating changes have been made. answers were acurate at the time i answered each one.
[001] birthday = may 23rd 1969, as far as you know*
[002] height = 6' (" six foot six inches and i do mean six inches"-Black Kiss)
[003] shoe size = 11
[004] hair color = brown and ugly with a little dirt and grease thrown in for flavour
[005] hair length = past my chin if i pull it straight down
[006] siblings = two..etc and if you wanted i could fake two more
[007] pets = non
last...
[008] movie you rented = who rents movies? i gave up renting because of "extended viewing fees"
[009] movie you bought = i think it was the two kevin smith ones
[010] song you listened to = harry chapin - please come to boston
[011] song that was stuck in your head = ween - you fucked up
[012] song you've downloaded = judy collins - desperado
[013] cd you bought = the johnny cash one
[014] cd you listened to = the one with the heart stickers cover
[015] person you called = my motha
[016] person who's called you = mikey
[017] TV show you watched = buffy
do...
[018] you have a b/f or a g/f? = does my hand count?
[019] you have a crush on someone? = always
[020] you wish you could live somewhere else? = like i have a coice?
[021] you think about suicide? = i am not at liberty to discuss that
[022] others find you attractive? = i'll answer that after i stop laughing
[023] you want piercings? = been thinking pretty hard about that tounge thing
[024] you want tattoos? = want more. must have more
[025] you drink? = oh hell yeah. kinda.
[026] you do drugs? = if scripts count
[027] you like cleaning? = yeah but it has to be done right and not rushed
[028] you like roller coasters? = couldn't tell you
[029] you write in cursive or print? = print and you can barely call it that
[030] do you carry a donor card? = well if my stateissued id counts, then yes
for or against...
[031] long distance relationships = harshly against
[032] using someone = calling someone an asshole?
[033] suicide = all for it. just give me permission
[034] killing people = is it going to be televised?
[035] teenage smoking = not my business
[036] doing drugs = usually against
[037] premarital sex = as long as it's safe
[038] gay/lesbian relationships = hey, that's there business
[039] soap operas = waste of time
favorite...
[040] food = burrito!
[041] song = descendents - clean sheets...but that will change in five minutes
[042] thing to talk about = whatever
[043] sports = full contact go fuck yourself
[044] drinks = diet coke
[045] clothes = big black tshirts. the more body covered the better
[046] movies = today it would be 'trust'
[047] band = descendents
[048] holiday = fourth of july cause you get to blow shit up
[049] cars = see below post (jag, 65 mustang coupe, vespa)
have you ever...
[050] cried over a guy/girl? = right now?
[051] lied to someone? = who hasn't at some point
[052] been in a fist fight? = not that i can account for
[053] been arrested? = well, uh, yeah
what...
[054] shampoo do you use? = that green stuff
[055] perfume/cologne do you use? = non
[056] shoes do you wear? = chuck, docs, or whatever
[057] are you scared of? = people and places
how many...
[058] times i have been in love? = honestly, three
[059] times i have had my heart broken? = more than enough
[060] hearts i have broken? = four that i know of
[061] boys i have kissed? = heh
[062] girls i have kissed? = 23, assuming you mean in a passionate way
[063] continents i have lived in? = one
[064] drugs taken illegally? = recently none. generally not enough apparenly
[065] number people i could classify as true, could trust with my life friends? = four but i wouldn't trust me with my life
[066] people i consider my enemies? = oh most of them know who they are
[067] people in high school that i stayed in contact with? = five or so
[068] cds that i own? = something like 1200
[069] times times name has appeared in the newspaper? = several but never for anything good
[070] scars on my body? = where do you want me to start counting? 3 on my face alone. that i know of
[071] things in my past that i regret? = a heartbreak and not telling certian people certian things
[072] Current Clothes = t-shirt and stuff
[073] Current Mood = pissed and tired and scared
[074] Current Taste = cigarettes and dust
[075] Current Hair = same old stupid mess
[076] Current Annoyance = everthing
[077] Current Smell = smoke
[078] Current Book = it was a dilbert one
[079] Current DVD = all packed and gone
[080] Current Refreshment = diet coke
[081] Current Worry = like you fucking care
On Dating....
[082] Long or short hair? = long
[083] Dark or blond hair? = whatever. kinda.
[084] Tall or short? = average
[085] Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny? = huh? neither?
[086] Good girl/boy or bad girl/boy? = both. makes things more fun
[087] Dark or light eyes? = both and it is possible
[088] Pierced or no? = whatever
On preferences....
[089] Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? = mmmm milk //coughs and gags
[090] McDonalds or Burger King? = what's the toy?
[091] Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? = both or neither
[092] Sweet or sour? = yes, with chicken and fried rice
[093] Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? = how drained am i?
[094] Sappy/action/comedy/horror? = do i have to get up to change the channel?
[095] Cats or dogs? = sure, is that breakfast
[096] Ocean or Pool? = neither.
[097] Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? = both
[098] Mud or Jell-O wrestling? = mud in the middle of a storm
[099] With or without ice-cubes? = warm so without
[100] Shine or rain? = rain days are happy days
[101] Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? = ice cold winter days
[102] Vanilla or Chocolate? = vanilla with a slice of white bread
[103] Gloves or mittens? = gloves if i really must
[104] Eyes open or closed? = open wide
[105] Fly or breathe under water? = how do you fly under water
[106] Bunk-bed or waterbed? = whatever is handy but prolly the floor
[107] Chewing gum or hard candy? = chewy candy
[108] Motor boat or sailboat? = i have no idea
[109] Lights on or off? = depends on what is going on and with who
[110] Chicken or fish? = chicked since i don't like seafood
Have you ever...
[111] Fallen for your best friend? = i guess so but it was a long time ago
[112] Made out with JUST a friend? = always seems tempting but it's always a bad idea
[113] Been in love? = wasn't this already answered
[114] Cheated on someone? = yes and i regret it so much
Have you/are you/do you....
[115] Considered a life of crime? = the pay would definately better
[116] Considered being a hooker? = not just no but hell no
[117] Considered being a pimp? = uh, no
[118] Are you psycho? = depends on your definition but for the sake of argument lets assume yes
[119] Split personalities? = nope we all work together
[120] Schizophrenic? = no we are not
[121] Obsessive compulsive? = about certian things. yes about certian things. on certian things i believe i might be
[122] Panic? = until i collapse**
[123] Anxiety? = don't know the meaning of it
[124] Depressed? = just a little down
[125] Suicidal? = no matter how much i fight it
[126] Obsessed with hate? = not really
[127] Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? = not really
[128] Understanding? = i can fake it well enough even though there is very little i actually understand
[129] Open-minded? = i try very hard to be but suck at it
[130] Interesting? = not that i can account for
[131] Hungry? = doesn't matter, eating is a waste of time
[132] Friendly? = no, not very
[133] Childish? = i'm not telling you
[134] Healthy? = hardly but that might change
[135] Difficult? = i am very difficult to deal with
[136] Attractive? = not at all
[137] Thirsty? = always
[138] Responsible? = i haven't been able to be
[139] Sad? = very but wtf cares?
[140] Happy? = i do not think i am allowed to be happy
[141] Trusting? = i question everything into the ground and then still doubt it
[142] Talkative? = depends on my company and my mood
[143] Lonely? = more than you'll ever want to know
[144] Floss daily? = no
[145] Own a webcam? = several
[146] Ever get off the damn computer? = sure, i guess if the reason is good enough
*it puts me in the same sign but everything else is wrong. i have my reasons for this but most of my friends know what the true answer is.
**this will eventually be explained in a future post. it's already on the list. sorry, but you'll have to wait.
i stole this one from
jaded_star and at the time i thought it was going to be pretty easy. i was so wrong.
Lyrics Survey- fill this out using only song lyrics.
1. Who are you?
"i'm the biggest one. i've got no one to blame but my fat self"
[the biggest one - they might be giants]
"i'm your dog and you're all bitches"
[doghouse - descendents]
2. What do you look like?
"he's ancient. he's ugly. i don't know which is worse"
[oogie boogie's song - the nightmare before christmas]
"i'm not a cool guy any more. as if i ever was before"
[coolidge - descendents]
3. What's your secret?
"i'm evil, i'm hateful, i'm sinful, forgetful, mistrustful, i'm diseased and contagious. i'm suicide, homicide, genocide, pesticide"
[mark bowen - faith no more]
"i hate to think romance is just a pose but all i want to do is rip off your clothes"
[pervert - descendents]
4.What do you want to be?
"if you really want to see me check the papers and the tv. look who's telling who what to do. kiss my ass goodbye"
[one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - ben folds five]
"when i get the time. when i get the guts to live my life for me. and do what i want to do. i'll be the friend you said you once knew"
[get the time - descendents]
5. What can you do?
"i know it's not much but it's the best i can do"
[your song - elton john]
"i haven't slept for days but that's ok"
[van - descendents]
6. What can't you do?
"make the best of this test and don't ask why. it's not a question but a lesson learned in time."
[good riddance - green day]
"go shoot you're m-16. i'm not going to live your american dream"
[m-16 - descendents]
7. Where do you live?
"anywhere you hang yourself is home. throw in a tape. it's the tones."
[someone take the wheel - replacements]
"i want to be a clone. i want a suburban home"
[suburban home - descendents]
8. What is love?
"a voice in my head. it cuts me down and i try to shut it up because i must let it go"
[choking the cherry - poe]
"you tucked me in. stopped my tossing and turning."
[clean sheets - descendents]
9. What is friendship?
"i've seen blue sky through the tears in my eyes"
[i'm going home - richard o'brian]
"silly girl i'm begging you. tell me all the things i want to hear"
[silly girl - descendents]
10. What are you afraid of?
"every whisper of every waking hour"
[losing my religion - rem]
"i'm sure she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in. how i chase trains that don't exist. how i hate girls and i hate my life."
[she loves me - descendents]
11. Are you strong?
"people critisize me but i know it's not the end. i try to kick truth not just to make friends"
[people in the middle - spearhead]
"his words will kill if you leave yourself exposed"
[iceman - descendents]
12.What would you do with a million dollars?
"there's some common people i hang out with. they're my good time buddies. they're my friends. "
[common man - john conley]
"get some gas. fix my motor. turn on my beatles tape. and get you out of my head"
[catalina - descendents]
13. What would you tell the one who loves you?
"not only in love. i was obsessed. with a friendship no one else could touch"
[simple kind of life - no doubt]
"i've never been real sure of myself. never trusted someone else. something in you puts my fears to rest. we'll bring it up and never touch the ground. and when you need me i'll be around. this is how it's going to be if you don't get sick of me"
[sick-o-me - descendents]
14.What would you tell your enemies?
"if i ever meet you i'll control alt delete you"
[it's all about the pentiums - weird al yankovic]
"you're a fucking son of a bitch. you arrogant assholes"
[i'm not a loser - descendents]
15. What do you want to do?
"i wish i cared but i don't know how as we move in small circles"
[small circles - the rainmakers]
"i never thought it would end up this way. good thing i'm not going to stay"
[this place - descendents]
16. Where do you want to be?
"i just called to say i want you to come back home"
[picture - kid rock and sheryl crow]
"i will return to you when i am thirty two. i didn't know they came like that"
[cameage - descendents]
17. What questions do you ask?
"maybe i'm just like my father. too bold. maybe i'm just like my mother. she's never satisfied. why do we scream at each other?"
[when coves cry - prince and the revolution]
"where were you when i was in so much trouble with myself? and do you still believe in me like i believe?"
[good good things - descendents]
18. What advice would you give?
"wipe your eyes and let them shine their blue"
[the birth of the true - aztec camera]
"you deserve the best but it's up to you to get it. don't settle for less. you know you're going to regret it"
[pep talk - descendents]
19. What mistakes do you make?
"what i did was stupid. no doubt it was dumb. but the smartest shit i did was take the bullets out of that gun"
[cleanin' out my closet - eminem]
"i look back on my past. i'm dirty. i know that guy would always let you down"
[i won't let me - descendents]
20. What do people think or say about you?
"it seems to me some fine things have been laid on your table but you only want the ones you can't get"
[deparado - the eagles]
"he's a total dick. that's the truth and you know i'm right"
[i'm the one - descendents]
21. What do you want?
"you better watch your back because i'm fucking up your program"
[break stuff - limp bizkit]
"i know my day will come. i know some day i'll be the only one"
[hope - descendents]
some others that i wanted to include but didn't seem to be the proper answer to the questions asked
"i have dreams now that you're not lying next to me. i can sleep. i can rest in peace. i'm not tossing and turning on your bed of nails. i'm not burning up like i'm in hell."
[now that i don't have you - jill sobule]
"a lot of people think that i worship the devil. that do all types of retarded shit. look, i can't change the way i think. and i can't change the way i am. but if i offended you...good. because i still don't give a fuck."
[still don't give a fuck - eminem]
"there's a drunk in my past. he swears each drink is the last. but i give me another chance. there's a drunk in my past. each time i go past my house. i'm trying to find my way home."
[drunk in my past - x]
"there's a danger in loving somebody too much. and it's sad when you know it's your heart they can't touch. there's a reason why people don't stay who they are"
[sometimes love ain't enough - patty smyth and don henley]
"when you feel fucked up and your life is in the gutter. think about it for a minute. it's what you say that matters. don't call it life. just call it rape. just call it prostitution. and you won't have to hate yourself because you know you're a beautiful person. let the sunshine in and chase away your blues. cause smilers never lose and frowners never win. so let the sunshine in. i know it's fuckin' hard. but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in."
[sunshine - screeching weasel]
"ruinite on ice in my bubblebath. act like my teacher. make me do math. get up. get down. but get that ass in bed. we both get so excited cause we're deep inside it. hey hey."
[promises - double dong]
"is life always like this brother? good for one side. and bad for another. i must put you behind me tonight. because you belong to the night."
[golden lights - twinkle]
"some people would rob their mother for the ends. rat-snitch on one another for the ends. sometime kids get murdered for the ends. so before we go any further warm my hands."
[ends - everlast]
"every finger in the room is pointing at me. i want to spit in their faces. i get afraid of what that could bring. i got a bowling ball in my stomach. i got a desert in my stomach. figures that my courage would choose to sell out now. i've been looking for a saviour in the dirty streets. looking for a saviour beneath these dirty sheets."
[crucify - tori amos]
"all my friends tell me they see you out on the town. they all look down on you with sympathy and frown. bank shot baby i saw through your eyes. i see you around with a thoudsand other guys. tell me all your new thought up lies. you don't want to be be wanted by someone else new. if you can't show some love for me than i don't want to see you."
[ride the wild - descendents]
"lunchtime and i start to dine. then i remember. so i reach for something to smoke. and anyways i'd rather listen to coltrane then go trough all that shit again."
[sun comes up, it's tuesday morning - cowboy junkies]
"how can i help it if i think you're funny when you're mad. tying hard not to smile though i feel bad. i'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. can't understand what i mean. well you soon will. i have a tendancy to wear my mind oh my sleeve. i have a history of taking off my shirt."
[one week - barenaked ladies]
on the way out of the way
so much time alone
short drives and long walks
just random words
and it all seemed to be better
a few simple moments
to brush all the bad ones away
like the time you dumped me
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we made each other feel so bad
like so many little secrets
that i would never confess
like the times we didn't talk
made you actually feel glad
so much time alone
eight years away from all that
just random words
hoping things are going ok
a few simple moments
spent on some awkward moments
like the last time you visited
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we feel asleep talking on the phone
like playing video games
and and helping pick out your dress
like trying to get drunk
and even failing at getting stoned
just some simple words
to let you know that it's true
i still feel hurt when i think of you
just some simple words
to put you in your place
but i still smile at the thought of your face
random bag of url's from the final house cleaning. not recommendations, just stuff i want to take a look at for one reason or another. considering the age ond sources of some, there is a likely possiblity that some of them might not work. a lot of them might not work. if you click through and get better than fifty percent that are not dead links, consider yourself lucky. when i get time, i will sort through and strike the ones that are deffinately not working.
_/ \_ intele-card news _/ \_ journeys / \ wine country gift baskets _/ \_ pc photo _/ \_ old glory distributing company _/ \_ ##analogx## _/ \_ ##warehouse## _/ \_ Roger Manning _/ \_ transportation safety tips _/ \_ elkton sparkler company _/ \_ ##marketpro## _/ \_ stop the mpaa _/ \_ hacker's toolchest (cnn) _/ \_ full version of above (Sunworld) _/ \_ feeding the frenzy (CNN) _/ \_ articles posted of rfp's site: unexpected hackers and enough already! _/ \_ listing of sunworld columns _/ \_ frogger _/ \_ encyclopedia of unusual sex practices _/ \_ infinite fish _/ \_ bumper sticker snickers _/ \_ the hunger site _/ \_ have a happy always _/ \_ sixdegrees _/ \_ windows screen savers _/ \_ sdf public access unix system _/ \_
don't know why i come back to this place no one seems to remember my face
stole this from yodie even though a lot of questions repeat ones that have already been answered. even if i had answered all of them, my answers will change by the day some formating changes have been made. answers were acurate at the time i answered each one.
[001] birthday = may 23rd 1969, as far as you know*
[002] height = 6' (" six foot six inches and i do mean six inches"-Black Kiss)
[003] shoe size = 11
[004] hair color = brown and ugly with a little dirt and grease thrown in for flavour
[005] hair length = past my chin if i pull it straight down
[006] siblings = two..etc and if you wanted i could fake two more
[007] pets = non
last...
[008] movie you rented = who rents movies? i gave up renting because of "extended viewing fees"
[009] movie you bought = i think it was the two kevin smith ones
[010] song you listened to = harry chapin - please come to boston
[011] song that was stuck in your head = ween - you fucked up
[012] song you've downloaded = judy collins - desperado
[013] cd you bought = the johnny cash one
[014] cd you listened to = the one with the heart stickers cover
[015] person you called = my motha
[016] person who's called you = mikey
[017] TV show you watched = buffy
do...
[018] you have a b/f or a g/f? = does my hand count?
[019] you have a crush on someone? = always
[020] you wish you could live somewhere else? = like i have a coice?
[021] you think about suicide? = i am not at liberty to discuss that
[022] others find you attractive? = i'll answer that after i stop laughing
[023] you want piercings? = been thinking pretty hard about that tounge thing
[024] you want tattoos? = want more. must have more
[025] you drink? = oh hell yeah. kinda.
[026] you do drugs? = if scripts count
[027] you like cleaning? = yeah but it has to be done right and not rushed
[028] you like roller coasters? = couldn't tell you
[029] you write in cursive or print? = print and you can barely call it that
[030] do you carry a donor card? = well if my stateissued id counts, then yes
for or against...
[031] long distance relationships = harshly against
[032] using someone = calling someone an asshole?
[033] suicide = all for it. just give me permission
[034] killing people = is it going to be televised?
[035] teenage smoking = not my business
[036] doing drugs = usually against
[037] premarital sex = as long as it's safe
[038] gay/lesbian relationships = hey, that's there business
[039] soap operas = waste of time
favorite...
[040] food = burrito!
[041] song = descendents - clean sheets...but that will change in five minutes
[042] thing to talk about = whatever
[043] sports = full contact go fuck yourself
[044] drinks = diet coke
[045] clothes = big black tshirts. the more body covered the better
[046] movies = today it would be 'trust'
[047] band = descendents
[048] holiday = fourth of july cause you get to blow shit up
[049] cars = see below post (jag, 65 mustang coupe, vespa)
have you ever...
[050] cried over a guy/girl? = right now?
[051] lied to someone? = who hasn't at some point
[052] been in a fist fight? = not that i can account for
[053] been arrested? = well, uh, yeah
what...
[054] shampoo do you use? = that green stuff
[055] perfume/cologne do you use? = non
[056] shoes do you wear? = chuck, docs, or whatever
[057] are you scared of? = people and places
how many...
[058] times i have been in love? = honestly, three
[059] times i have had my heart broken? = more than enough
[060] hearts i have broken? = four that i know of
[061] boys i have kissed? = heh
[062] girls i have kissed? = 23, assuming you mean in a passionate way
[063] continents i have lived in? = one
[064] drugs taken illegally? = recently none. generally not enough apparenly
[065] number people i could classify as true, could trust with my life friends? = four but i wouldn't trust me with my life
[066] people i consider my enemies? = oh most of them know who they are
[067] people in high school that i stayed in contact with? = five or so
[068] cds that i own? = something like 1200
[069] times times name has appeared in the newspaper? = several but never for anything good
[070] scars on my body? = where do you want me to start counting? 3 on my face alone. that i know of
[071] things in my past that i regret? = a heartbreak and not telling certian people certian things
[072] Current Clothes = t-shirt and stuff
[073] Current Mood = pissed and tired and scared
[074] Current Taste = cigarettes and dust
[075] Current Hair = same old stupid mess
[076] Current Annoyance = everthing
[077] Current Smell = smoke
[078] Current Book = it was a dilbert one
[079] Current DVD = all packed and gone
[080] Current Refreshment = diet coke
[081] Current Worry = like you fucking care
On Dating....
[082] Long or short hair? = long
[083] Dark or blond hair? = whatever. kinda.
[084] Tall or short? = average
[085] Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny? = huh? neither?
[086] Good girl/boy or bad girl/boy? = both. makes things more fun
[087] Dark or light eyes? = both and it is possible
[088] Pierced or no? = whatever
On preferences....
[089] Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? = mmmm milk //coughs and gags
[090] McDonalds or Burger King? = what's the toy?
[091] Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? = both or neither
[092] Sweet or sour? = yes, with chicken and fried rice
[093] Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? = how drained am i?
[094] Sappy/action/comedy/horror? = do i have to get up to change the channel?
[095] Cats or dogs? = sure, is that breakfast
[096] Ocean or Pool? = neither.
[097] Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? = both
[098] Mud or Jell-O wrestling? = mud in the middle of a storm
[099] With or without ice-cubes? = warm so without
[100] Shine or rain? = rain days are happy days
[101] Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? = ice cold winter days
[102] Vanilla or Chocolate? = vanilla with a slice of white bread
[103] Gloves or mittens? = gloves if i really must
[104] Eyes open or closed? = open wide
[105] Fly or breathe under water? = how do you fly under water
[106] Bunk-bed or waterbed? = whatever is handy but prolly the floor
[107] Chewing gum or hard candy? = chewy candy
[108] Motor boat or sailboat? = i have no idea
[109] Lights on or off? = depends on what is going on and with who
[110] Chicken or fish? = chicked since i don't like seafood
Have you ever...
[111] Fallen for your best friend? = i guess so but it was a long time ago
[112] Made out with JUST a friend? = always seems tempting but it's always a bad idea
[113] Been in love? = wasn't this already answered
[114] Cheated on someone? = yes and i regret it so much
Have you/are you/do you....
[115] Considered a life of crime? = the pay would definately better
[116] Considered being a hooker? = not just no but hell no
[117] Considered being a pimp? = uh, no
[118] Are you psycho? = depends on your definition but for the sake of argument lets assume yes
[119] Split personalities? = nope we all work together
[120] Schizophrenic? = no we are not
[121] Obsessive compulsive? = about certian things. yes about certian things. on certian things i believe i might be
[122] Panic? = until i collapse**
[123] Anxiety? = don't know the meaning of it
[124] Depressed? = just a little down
[125] Suicidal? = no matter how much i fight it
[126] Obsessed with hate? = not really
[127] Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? = not really
[128] Understanding? = i can fake it well enough even though there is very little i actually understand
[129] Open-minded? = i try very hard to be but suck at it
[130] Interesting? = not that i can account for
[131] Hungry? = doesn't matter, eating is a waste of time
[132] Friendly? = no, not very
[133] Childish? = i'm not telling you
[134] Healthy? = hardly but that might change
[135] Difficult? = i am very difficult to deal with
[136] Attractive? = not at all
[137] Thirsty? = always
[138] Responsible? = i haven't been able to be
[139] Sad? = very but wtf cares?
[140] Happy? = i do not think i am allowed to be happy
[141] Trusting? = i question everything into the ground and then still doubt it
[142] Talkative? = depends on my company and my mood
[143] Lonely? = more than you'll ever want to know
[144] Floss daily? = no
[145] Own a webcam? = several
[146] Ever get off the damn computer? = sure, i guess if the reason is good enough
*it puts me in the same sign but everything else is wrong. i have my reasons for this but most of my friends know what the true answer is.
**this will eventually be explained in a future post. it's already on the list. sorry, but you'll have to wait.
in the parking lot circling screaming i just don't give a fuck with his windows down and his system up
i stole this one from
jaded_star and at the time i thought it was going to be pretty easy. i was so wrong.Lyrics Survey- fill this out using only song lyrics.
1. Who are you?
"i'm the biggest one. i've got no one to blame but my fat self"
[the biggest one - they might be giants]
"i'm your dog and you're all bitches"
[doghouse - descendents]
2. What do you look like?
"he's ancient. he's ugly. i don't know which is worse"
[oogie boogie's song - the nightmare before christmas]
"i'm not a cool guy any more. as if i ever was before"
[coolidge - descendents]
3. What's your secret?
"i'm evil, i'm hateful, i'm sinful, forgetful, mistrustful, i'm diseased and contagious. i'm suicide, homicide, genocide, pesticide"
[mark bowen - faith no more]
"i hate to think romance is just a pose but all i want to do is rip off your clothes"
[pervert - descendents]
4.What do you want to be?
"if you really want to see me check the papers and the tv. look who's telling who what to do. kiss my ass goodbye"
[one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - ben folds five]
"when i get the time. when i get the guts to live my life for me. and do what i want to do. i'll be the friend you said you once knew"
[get the time - descendents]
5. What can you do?
"i know it's not much but it's the best i can do"
[your song - elton john]
"i haven't slept for days but that's ok"
[van - descendents]
6. What can't you do?
"make the best of this test and don't ask why. it's not a question but a lesson learned in time."
[good riddance - green day]
"go shoot you're m-16. i'm not going to live your american dream"
[m-16 - descendents]
7. Where do you live?
"anywhere you hang yourself is home. throw in a tape. it's the tones."
[someone take the wheel - replacements]
"i want to be a clone. i want a suburban home"
[suburban home - descendents]
8. What is love?
"a voice in my head. it cuts me down and i try to shut it up because i must let it go"
[choking the cherry - poe]
"you tucked me in. stopped my tossing and turning."
[clean sheets - descendents]
9. What is friendship?
"i've seen blue sky through the tears in my eyes"
[i'm going home - richard o'brian]
"silly girl i'm begging you. tell me all the things i want to hear"
[silly girl - descendents]
10. What are you afraid of?
"every whisper of every waking hour"
[losing my religion - rem]
"i'm sure she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in. how i chase trains that don't exist. how i hate girls and i hate my life."
[she loves me - descendents]
11. Are you strong?
"people critisize me but i know it's not the end. i try to kick truth not just to make friends"
[people in the middle - spearhead]
"his words will kill if you leave yourself exposed"
[iceman - descendents]
12.What would you do with a million dollars?
"there's some common people i hang out with. they're my good time buddies. they're my friends. "
[common man - john conley]
"get some gas. fix my motor. turn on my beatles tape. and get you out of my head"
[catalina - descendents]
13. What would you tell the one who loves you?
"not only in love. i was obsessed. with a friendship no one else could touch"
[simple kind of life - no doubt]
"i've never been real sure of myself. never trusted someone else. something in you puts my fears to rest. we'll bring it up and never touch the ground. and when you need me i'll be around. this is how it's going to be if you don't get sick of me"
[sick-o-me - descendents]
14.What would you tell your enemies?
"if i ever meet you i'll control alt delete you"
[it's all about the pentiums - weird al yankovic]
"you're a fucking son of a bitch. you arrogant assholes"
[i'm not a loser - descendents]
15. What do you want to do?
"i wish i cared but i don't know how as we move in small circles"
[small circles - the rainmakers]
"i never thought it would end up this way. good thing i'm not going to stay"
[this place - descendents]
16. Where do you want to be?
"i just called to say i want you to come back home"
[picture - kid rock and sheryl crow]
"i will return to you when i am thirty two. i didn't know they came like that"
[cameage - descendents]
17. What questions do you ask?
"maybe i'm just like my father. too bold. maybe i'm just like my mother. she's never satisfied. why do we scream at each other?"
[when coves cry - prince and the revolution]
"where were you when i was in so much trouble with myself? and do you still believe in me like i believe?"
[good good things - descendents]
18. What advice would you give?
"wipe your eyes and let them shine their blue"
[the birth of the true - aztec camera]
"you deserve the best but it's up to you to get it. don't settle for less. you know you're going to regret it"
[pep talk - descendents]
19. What mistakes do you make?
"what i did was stupid. no doubt it was dumb. but the smartest shit i did was take the bullets out of that gun"
[cleanin' out my closet - eminem]
"i look back on my past. i'm dirty. i know that guy would always let you down"
[i won't let me - descendents]
20. What do people think or say about you?
"it seems to me some fine things have been laid on your table but you only want the ones you can't get"
[deparado - the eagles]
"he's a total dick. that's the truth and you know i'm right"
[i'm the one - descendents]
21. What do you want?
"you better watch your back because i'm fucking up your program"
[break stuff - limp bizkit]
"i know my day will come. i know some day i'll be the only one"
[hope - descendents]
some others that i wanted to include but didn't seem to be the proper answer to the questions asked
"i have dreams now that you're not lying next to me. i can sleep. i can rest in peace. i'm not tossing and turning on your bed of nails. i'm not burning up like i'm in hell."
[now that i don't have you - jill sobule]
"a lot of people think that i worship the devil. that do all types of retarded shit. look, i can't change the way i think. and i can't change the way i am. but if i offended you...good. because i still don't give a fuck."
[still don't give a fuck - eminem]
"there's a drunk in my past. he swears each drink is the last. but i give me another chance. there's a drunk in my past. each time i go past my house. i'm trying to find my way home."
[drunk in my past - x]
"there's a danger in loving somebody too much. and it's sad when you know it's your heart they can't touch. there's a reason why people don't stay who they are"
[sometimes love ain't enough - patty smyth and don henley]
"when you feel fucked up and your life is in the gutter. think about it for a minute. it's what you say that matters. don't call it life. just call it rape. just call it prostitution. and you won't have to hate yourself because you know you're a beautiful person. let the sunshine in and chase away your blues. cause smilers never lose and frowners never win. so let the sunshine in. i know it's fuckin' hard. but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in."
[sunshine - screeching weasel]
"ruinite on ice in my bubblebath. act like my teacher. make me do math. get up. get down. but get that ass in bed. we both get so excited cause we're deep inside it. hey hey."
[promises - double dong]
"is life always like this brother? good for one side. and bad for another. i must put you behind me tonight. because you belong to the night."
[golden lights - twinkle]
"some people would rob their mother for the ends. rat-snitch on one another for the ends. sometime kids get murdered for the ends. so before we go any further warm my hands."
[ends - everlast]
"every finger in the room is pointing at me. i want to spit in their faces. i get afraid of what that could bring. i got a bowling ball in my stomach. i got a desert in my stomach. figures that my courage would choose to sell out now. i've been looking for a saviour in the dirty streets. looking for a saviour beneath these dirty sheets."
[crucify - tori amos]
"all my friends tell me they see you out on the town. they all look down on you with sympathy and frown. bank shot baby i saw through your eyes. i see you around with a thoudsand other guys. tell me all your new thought up lies. you don't want to be be wanted by someone else new. if you can't show some love for me than i don't want to see you."
[ride the wild - descendents]
"lunchtime and i start to dine. then i remember. so i reach for something to smoke. and anyways i'd rather listen to coltrane then go trough all that shit again."
[sun comes up, it's tuesday morning - cowboy junkies]
"how can i help it if i think you're funny when you're mad. tying hard not to smile though i feel bad. i'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. can't understand what i mean. well you soon will. i have a tendancy to wear my mind oh my sleeve. i have a history of taking off my shirt."
[one week - barenaked ladies]
me and jd salinger were sitting on the porch
on the way out of the way
so much time alone
short drives and long walks
just random words
and it all seemed to be better
a few simple moments
to brush all the bad ones away
like the time you dumped me
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we made each other feel so bad
like so many little secrets
that i would never confess
like the times we didn't talk
made you actually feel glad
so much time alone
eight years away from all that
just random words
hoping things are going ok
a few simple moments
spent on some awkward moments
like the last time you visited
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we feel asleep talking on the phone
like playing video games
and and helping pick out your dress
like trying to get drunk
and even failing at getting stoned
just some simple words
to let you know that it's true
i still feel hurt when i think of you
just some simple words
to put you in your place
but i still smile at the thought of your face
a hush is the only word you know and i stopped listening long ago
random bag of url's from the final house cleaning. not recommendations, just stuff i want to take a look at for one reason or another. considering the age ond sources of some, there is a likely possiblity that some of them might not work. a lot of them might not work. if you click through and get better than fifty percent that are not dead links, consider yourself lucky. when i get time, i will sort through and strike the ones that are deffinately not working.
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five posts per day limmit? hmmm. sorry folks but i am on borrowed time here....
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<H4>don't know why i come back to this place no one seems to remember my face</H4>
stole this from <B><a href="http://jdm5k.diaryland.com/" target="yodie">yodie</A></B> even though a lot of questions repeat ones that have already been answered. even if i had answered all of them, my answers will change by the day some formating changes have been made. answers were acurate at the time i answered each one.
<B>[001] birthday</B> = may 23rd 1969, as far as you know*
<B>[002] height</B> = 6' (" six foot six inches and i do mean six inches"-Black Kiss)
<B>[003] shoe size</B> = 11
<B>[004] hair color</B> = brown and ugly with a little dirt and grease thrown in for flavour
<B>[005] hair length</B> = past my chin if i pull it straight down
<B>[006] siblings</B> = two..etc and if you wanted i could fake two more
<B>[007] pets</B> = non
<B>last...</B>
<B>[008] movie you rented</B> = who rents movies? i gave up renting because of "extended viewing fees"
<B>[009] movie you bought</B> = i think it was the two kevin smith ones
<B>[010] song you listened to</B> = harry chapin - please come to boston
<B>[011] song that was stuck in your head</B> = ween - you fucked up
<B>[012] song you've downloaded</B> = judy collins - desperado
<B>[013] cd you bought</B> = the johnny cash one
<B>[014] cd you listened to</B> = the one with the heart stickers cover
<B>[015] person you called</B> = my motha
<B>[016] person who's called you</B> = mikey
<B>[017] TV show you watched</B> = buffy
<B>do...</B>
<B>[018] you have a b/f or a g/f?</B> = does my hand count?
<B>[019] you have a crush on someone?</B> = always
<B>[020] you wish you could live somewhere else?</B> = like i have a coice?
<B>[021] you think about suicide?</B> = i am not at liberty to discuss that
<B>[022] others find you attractive?</B> = i'll answer that after i stop laughing
<B>[023] you want piercings?</B> = been thinking pretty hard about that tounge thing
<B>[024] you want tattoos?</B> = want more. must have more
<B>[025] you drink?</B> = oh hell yeah. kinda.
<B>[026] you do drugs?</B> = if scripts count
<B>[027] you like cleaning?</B> = yeah but it has to be done right and not rushed
<B>[028] you like roller coasters?</B> = couldn't tell you
<B>[029] you write in cursive or print?</B> = print and you can barely call it that
<B>[030] do you carry a donor card?</B> = well if my stateissued id counts, then yes
<B>for or against...</B>
<B>[031] long distance relationships</B> = harshly against
<B>[032] using someone</B> = calling someone an asshole?
<B>[033] suicide</B> = all for it. just give me permission
<B>[034] killing people</B> = is it going to be televised?
<B>[035] teenage smoking</B> = not my business
<B>[036] doing drugs</B> = usually against
<B>[037] premarital sex</B> = as long as it's safe
<B>[038] gay/lesbian relationships</B> = hey, that's there business
<B>[039] soap operas</B> = waste of time
<B>favorite...</B>
<B>[040] food</B> = burrito!
<B>[041] song</B> = descendents - clean sheets...but that will change in five minutes
<B>[042] thing to talk about</B> = whatever
<B>[043] sports</B> = full contact go fuck yourself
<B>[044] drinks</B> = diet coke
<B>[045] clothes</B> = big black tshirts. the more body covered the better
<B>[046] movies</B> = today it would be 'trust'
<B>[047] band</B> = descendents
<B>[048] holiday</B> = fourth of july cause you get to blow shit up
<B>[049] cars</B> = see below post (jag, 65 mustang coupe, vespa)
<B>have you ever...</B>
<B>[050] cried over a guy/girl?</B> = right now?
<B>[051] lied to someone?</B> = who hasn't at some point
<B>[052] been in a fist fight?</B> = not that i can account for
<B>[053] been arrested?</B> = well, uh, yeah
<B>what...</B>
<B>[054] shampoo do you use?</B> = that green stuff
<B>[055] perfume/cologne do you use?</B> = non
<B>[056] shoes do you wear?</B> = chuck, docs, or whatever
<B>[057] are you scared of?</B> = people and places
<B>how many...</B>
<B>[058] times i have been in love?</B> = honestly, three
<B>[059] times i have had my heart broken?</B> = more than enough
<B>[060] hearts i have broken?</B> = four that i know of
<B>[061] boys i have kissed?</B> = heh
<B>[062] girls i have kissed?</B> = 23, assuming you mean in a passionate way
<B>[063] continents i have lived in?</B> = one
<B>[064] drugs taken illegally?</B> = recently none. generally not enough apparenly
<B>[065] number people i could classify as true, could trust with my life friends?</B> = four but i wouldn't trust me with my life
<B>[066] people i consider my enemies?</B> = oh most of them know who they are
<B>[067] people in high school that i stayed in contact with?</B> = five or so
<B>[068] cds that i own?</B> = something like 1200
<B>[069] times times name has appeared in the newspaper?</B> = several but never for anything good
<B>[070] scars on my body?</B> = where do you want me to start counting? 3 on my face alone. that i know of
<B>[071] things in my past that i regret?</B> = a heartbreak and not telling certian people certian things
<B>[072] Current Clothes</B> = t-shirt and stuff
<B>[073] Current Mood</B> = pissed and tired and scared
<B>[074] Current Taste</B> = cigarettes and dust
<B>[075] Current Hair</B> = same old stupid mess
<B>[076] Current Annoyance</B> = everthing
<B>[077] Current Smell</B> = smoke
<B>[078] Current Book</B> = it was a dilbert one
<B>[079] Current DVD</B> = all packed and gone
<B>[080] Current Refreshment</B> = diet coke
<B>[081] Current Worry</B> = like you fucking care
<B>On Dating....</B>
<B>[082] Long or short hair?</B> = long
<B>[083] Dark or blond hair?</B> = whatever. kinda.
<B>[084] Tall or short?</B> = average
<B>[085] Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny?</B> = huh? neither?
<B>[086] Good girl/boy or bad girl/boy?</B> = both. makes things more fun
<B>[087] Dark or light eyes?</B> = both and it is possible
<B>[088] Pierced or no?</B> = whatever
<B>On preferences....</B>
<B>[089] Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?</B> = mmmm milk //coughs and gags
<B>[090] McDonalds or Burger King?</B> = what's the toy?
<B>[091] Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend?</B> = both or neither
<B>[092] Sweet or sour?</B> = yes, with chicken and fried rice
<B>[093] Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?</B> = how drained am i?
<B>[094] Sappy/action/comedy/horror?</B> = do i have to get up to change the channel?
<B>[095] Cats or dogs?</B> = sure, is that breakfast
<B>[096] Ocean or Pool?</B> = neither.
<B>[097] Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?</B> = both
<B>[098] Mud or Jell-O wrestling?</B> = mud in the middle of a storm
<B>[099] With or without ice-cubes?</B> = warm so without
<B>[100] Shine or rain?</B> = rain days are happy days
<B>[101] Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring?</B> = ice cold winter days
<B>[102] Vanilla or Chocolate?</B> = vanilla with a slice of white bread
<B>[103] Gloves or mittens?</B> = gloves if i really must
<B>[104] Eyes open or closed?</B> = open wide
<B>[105] Fly or breathe under water?</B> = how do you fly under water
<B>[106] Bunk-bed or waterbed?</B> = whatever is handy but prolly the floor
<B>[107] Chewing gum or hard candy?</B> = chewy candy
<B>[108] Motor boat or sailboat?</B> = i have no idea
<B>[109] Lights on or off?</B> = depends on what is going on and with who
<B>[110] Chicken or fish?</B> = chicked since i don't like seafood
<B>Have you ever...</B>
<B>[111] Fallen for your best friend?</B> = i guess so but it was a long time ago
<B>[112] Made out with JUST a friend?</B> = always seems tempting but it's always a bad idea
<B>[113] Been in love?</B> = wasn't this already answered
<B>[114] Cheated on someone?</B> = yes and i regret it so much
<B>Have you/are you/do you....</B>
<B>[115] Considered a life of crime?</B> = the pay would definately better
<B>[116] Considered being a hooker?</B> = not just no but hell no
<B>[117] Considered being a pimp?</B> = uh, no
<B>[118] Are you psycho?</B> = depends on your definition but for the sake of argument lets assume yes
<B>[119] Split personalities?</B> = nope we all work together
<B>[120] Schizophrenic?</B> = no we are not
<B>[121] Obsessive compulsive?</B> = about certian things. yes about certian things. on certian things i believe i might be
<B>[122] Panic?</B> = until i collapse**
<B>[123] Anxiety?</B> = don't know the meaning of it
<B>[124] Depressed?</B> = just a little down
<B>[125] Suicidal?</B> = no matter how much i fight it
<B>[126] Obsessed with hate?</B> = not really
<B>[127] Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?</B> = not really
<B>[128] Understanding?</B> = i can fake it well enough even though there is very little i actually understand
<B>[129] Open-minded?</B> = i try very hard to be but suck at it
<B>[130] Interesting?</B> = not that i can account for
<B>[131] Hungry?</B> = doesn't matter, eating is a waste of time
<B>[132] Friendly?</B> = no, not very
<B>[133] Childish?</B> = i'm not telling you
<B>[134] Healthy?</B> = hardly but that might change
<B>[135] Difficult?</B> = i am very difficult to deal with
<B>[136] Attractive?</B> = not at all
<B>[137] Thirsty?</B> = always
<B>[138] Responsible?</B> = i haven't been able to be
<B>[139] Sad?</B> = very but wtf cares?
<B>[140] Happy?</B> = i do not think i am allowed to be happy
<B>[141] Trusting?</B> = i question everything into the ground and then still doubt it
<B>[142] Talkative?</B> = depends on my company and my mood
<B>[143] Lonely?</B> = more than you'll ever want to know
<B>[144] Floss daily?</B> = no
<B>[145] Own a webcam?</B> = several
<B>[146] Ever get off the damn computer?</B> = sure, i guess if the reason is good enough
<B>*</B><I>it puts me in the same sign but everything else is wrong. i have my reasons for this but most of my friends know what the true answer is. </I>
<B>**</B><I>this will eventually be explained in a future post. it's already on the list. sorry, but you'll have to wait.</I>
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<H4>in the parking lot circling screaming i just don't give a fuck with his windows down and his system up</H4>
i stole this one from <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=jaded_star"><img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="jaded erin" align="absmiddle" width="17"></a><b><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jaded_star/" target="jaded">jaded_star</a></b> and at the time i thought it was going to be pretty easy. i was so wrong.
<B><U>Lyrics Survey- fill this out using only song lyrics.</U></B>
<B>1. Who are you? </B>
"i'm the biggest one. i've got no one to blame but my fat self"
[the biggest one - they might be giants]
"i'm your dog and you're all bitches"
[doghouse - descendents]
<B>2. What do you look like? </B>
"he's ancient. he's ugly. i don't know which is worse"
[oogie boogie's song - the nightmare before christmas]
"i'm not a cool guy any more. as if i ever was before"
[coolidge - descendents]
<B>3. What's your secret? </B>
"i'm evil, i'm hateful, i'm sinful, forgetful, mistrustful, i'm diseased and contagious. i'm suicide, homicide, genocide, pesticide"
[mark bowen - faith no more]
"i hate to think romance is just a pose but all i want to do is rip off your clothes"
[pervert - descendents]
<B>4.What do you want to be? </B>
"if you really want to see me check the papers and the tv. look who's telling who what to do. kiss my ass goodbye"
[one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - ben folds five]
"when i get the time. when i get the guts to live my life for me. and do what i want to do. i'll be the friend you said you once knew"
[get the time - descendents]
<B>5. What can you do? </B>
"i know it's not much but it's the best i can do"
[your song - elton john]
"i haven't slept for days but that's ok"
[van - descendents]
<B>6. What can't you do? </B>
"make the best of this test and don't ask why. it's not a question but a lesson learned in time."
[good riddance - green day]
"go shoot you're m-16. i'm not going to live your american dream"
[m-16 - descendents]
<B>7. Where do you live? </B>
"anywhere you hang yourself is home. throw in a tape. it's the tones."
[someone take the wheel - replacements]
"i want to be a clone. i want a suburban home"
[suburban home - descendents]
<B>8. What is love? </B>
"a voice in my head. it cuts me down and i try to shut it up because i must let it go"
[choking the cherry - poe]
"you tucked me in. stopped my tossing and turning."
[clean sheets - descendents]
<B>9. What is friendship? </B>
"i've seen blue sky through the tears in my eyes"
[i'm going home - richard o'brian]
"silly girl i'm begging you. tell me all the things i want to hear"
[silly girl - descendents]
<B>10. What are you afraid of? </B>
"every whisper of every waking hour"
[losing my religion - rem]
"i'm sure she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in. how i chase trains that don't exist. how i hate girls and i hate my life."
[she loves me - descendents]
<B>11. Are you strong? </B>
"people critisize me but i know it's not the end. i try to kick truth not just to make friends"
[people in the middle - spearhead]
"his words will kill if you leave yourself exposed"
[iceman - descendents]
<B>12.What would you do with a million dollars? </B>
"there's some common people i hang out with. they're my good time buddies. they're my friends. "
[common man - john conley]
"get some gas. fix my motor. turn on my beatles tape. and get you out of my head"
[catalina - descendents]
<B>13. What would you tell the one who loves you? </B>
"not only in love. i was obsessed. with a friendship no one else could touch"
[simple kind of life - no doubt]
"i've never been real sure of myself. never trusted someone else. something in you puts my fears to rest. we'll bring it up and never touch the ground. and when you need me i'll be around. this is how it's going to be if you don't get sick of me"
[sick-o-me - descendents]
<B>14.What would you tell your enemies? </B>
"if i ever meet you i'll control alt delete you"
[it's all about the pentiums - weird al yankovic]
"you're a fucking son of a bitch. you arrogant assholes"
[i'm not a loser - descendents]
<B>15. What do you want to do? </B>
"i wish i cared but i don't know how as we move in small circles"
[small circles - the rainmakers]
"i never thought it would end up this way. good thing i'm not going to stay"
[this place - descendents]
<B>16. Where do you want to be? </B>
"i just called to say i want you to come back home"
[picture - kid rock and sheryl crow]
"i will return to you when i am thirty two. i didn't know they came like that"
[cameage - descendents]
<B>17. What questions do you ask? </B>
"maybe i'm just like my father. too bold. maybe i'm just like my mother. she's never satisfied. why do we scream at each other?"
[when coves cry - prince and the revolution]
"where were you when i was in so much trouble with myself? and do you still believe in me like i believe?"
[good good things - descendents]
<B>18. What advice would you give? </B>
"wipe your eyes and let them shine their blue"
[the birth of the true - aztec camera]
"you deserve the best but it's up to you to get it. don't settle for less. you know you're going to regret it"
[pep talk - descendents]
<B>19. What mistakes do you make? </B>
"what i did was stupid. no doubt it was dumb. but the smartest shit i did was take the bullets out of that gun"
[cleanin' out my closet - eminem]
"i look back on my past. i'm dirty. i know that guy would always let you down"
[i won't let me - descendents]
<B>20. What do people think or say about you? </B>
"it seems to me some fine things have been laid on your table but you only want the ones you can't get"
[deparado - the eagles]
"he's a total dick. that's the truth and you know i'm right"
[i'm the one - descendents]
<B>21. What do you want? </B>
"you better watch your back because i'm fucking up your program"
[break stuff - limp bizkit]
"i know my day will come. i know some day i'll be the only one"
[hope - descendents]
<B><I>some others that i wanted to include but didn't seem to be the proper answer to the questions asked</B></I>
"i have dreams now that you're not lying next to me. i can sleep. i can rest in peace. i'm not tossing and turning on your bed of nails. i'm not burning up like i'm in hell."
[now that i don't have you - jill sobule]
"a lot of people think that i worship the devil. that do all types of retarded shit. look, i can't change the way i think. and i can't change the way i am. but if i offended you...good. because i still don't give a fuck."
[still don't give a fuck - eminem]
"there's a drunk in my past. he swears each drink is the last. but i give me another chance. there's a drunk in my past. each time i go past my house. i'm trying to find my way home."
[drunk in my past - x]
"there's a danger in loving somebody too much. and it's sad when you know it's your heart they can't touch. there's a reason why people don't stay who they are"
[sometimes love ain't enough - patty smyth and don henley]
"when you feel fucked up and your life is in the gutter. think about it for a minute. it's what you say that matters. don't call it life. just call it rape. just call it prostitution. and you won't have to hate yourself because you know you're a beautiful person. let the sunshine in and chase away your blues. cause smilers never lose and frowners never win. so let the sunshine in. i know it's fuckin' hard. but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in."
[sunshine - screeching weasel]
"ruinite on ice in my bubblebath. act like my teacher. make me do math. get up. get down. but get that ass in bed. we both get so excited cause we're deep inside it. hey hey."
[promises - double dong]
"is life always like this brother? good for one side. and bad for another. i must put you behind me tonight. because you belong to the night."
[golden lights - twinkle]
"some people would rob their mother for the ends. rat-snitch on one another for the ends. sometime kids get murdered for the ends. so before we go any further warm my hands."
[ends - everlast]
"every finger in the room is pointing at me. i want to spit in their faces. i get afraid of what that could bring. i got a bowling ball in my stomach. i got a desert in my stomach. figures that my courage would choose to sell out now. i've been looking for a saviour in the dirty streets. looking for a saviour beneath these dirty sheets."
[crucify - tori amos]
"all my friends tell me they see you out on the town. they all look down on you with sympathy and frown. bank shot baby i saw through your eyes. i see you around with a thoudsand other guys. tell me all your new thought up lies. you don't want to be be wanted by someone else new. if you can't show some love for me than i don't want to see you."
[ride the wild - descendents]
"lunchtime and i start to dine. then i remember. so i reach for something to smoke. and anyways i'd rather listen to coltrane then go trough all that shit again."
[sun comes up, it's tuesday morning - cowboy junkies]
"how can i help it if i think you're funny when you're mad. tying hard not to smile though i feel bad. i'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. can't understand what i mean. well you soon will. i have a tendancy to wear my mind oh my sleeve. i have a history of taking off my shirt."
[one week - barenaked ladies]
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<div style="text-align: right"><H4>me and jd salinger were sitting on the porch</H4>
<i><b>on the way out of the way</b></i>
so much time alone
short drives and long walks
just random words
and it all seemed to be better
a few simple moments
to brush all the bad ones away
like the time you dumped me
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we made each other feel so bad
like so many little secrets
that i would never confess
like the times we didn't talk
made you actually feel glad
so much time alone
eight years away from all that
just random words
hoping things are going ok
a few simple moments
spent on some awkward moments
like the last time you visited
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we feel asleep talking on the phone
like playing video games
and and helping pick out your dress
like trying to get drunk
and even failing at getting stoned
just some simple words
to let you know that it's true
i still feel hurt when i think of you
just some simple words
to put you in your place
but i still smile at the thought of your face
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<H4>a hush is the only word you know and i stopped listening long ago</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
random bag of url's from the final house cleaning. not recommendations, just stuff i want to take a look at for one reason or another. considering the age ond sources of some, there is a likely possiblity that some of them might not work. a lot of them might not work. if you click through and get better than fifty percent that are not dead links, consider yourself lucky. when i get time, i will sort through and strike the ones that are deffinately not working.
_/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.intelecard.com/" target="telec"> intele-card news</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.journeys.com/" target="shoes">journeys</A></B> / \ <B><a href="http://www.winecountrygiftbaskets.com/" target="gifts">wine country gift baskets</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.pcphotomag.com/" target="photo">pc photo</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.oldglory.com/" target="craps">old glory distributing company</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.analogx.com/" target="analo">##analogx##</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.warehouse.com/" target="house">##warehouse##</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://members.tripod.com/~rogermanning" target="Roger">Roger Manning</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.tsatraveltip.us/" target="safet">transportation safety tips</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.easylite.com/" target="kapow">elkton sparkler company</A></B> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.marketpro.com" target="comps">##marketpro##</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.stopthempaa.org/" target="mpaas">stop the mpaa</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/06/28/penetration.testing.idg/index.html" target="chest">hacker's toolchest (cnn)</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sunworld.com/sunworldonline/swol-05-2000/swol-05-security.html" target="fullv">full version of above (Sunworld)</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/06/27/security.frenzy.idg/index.html" target="feedy">feeding the frenzy (CNN)</a></b> _/ \_ articles posted of rfp's site: <b><a href="http://www.wiretrip.net/rfp/p/doc.asp?id=47&iface=2" target="_blank">unexpected hackers</a></b> and <b><a href="http://www.wiretrip.net/rfp/p/doc.asp?id=50&iface=2" target="_blank">enough already!</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sunworld.com/sunworldonline/common/f_swol-backissues-columns.html#wizards" target="world">listing of sunworld columns</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://shockwave1.m0.net/m/s.asp?H1587122898X760136" target="frogg">frogger</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.odd-sex.com/" target="sexed">encyclopedia of unusual sex practices</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.infinitefish.com/" target="nebul">infinite fish</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.debsfunpages.com/bumpp.htm" target="bumpp">bumper sticker snickers</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.thehungersite.com/" target="hungr">the hunger site</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://redrockets.com/cardshoppe/postoffice/pickup/hppyalwys1.htm" target="alway">have a happy always</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sixdegrees.com/" target="sixth">sixdegrees</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sharewarejunkies.com/winscreen.htm" target="saver">windows screen savers</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://sdf.lonestar.org" target="sdfpa">sdf public access unix system</a></b> _/ \_
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<H4>i won't live to tell so if you do give the next generation a big fuck you</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
some words of wisdom passed on by my elders...
"they say beer makes you stupid but it made bud wiser" - paternal grandfather
"aw flitter. the hurrier i go, the behinder i get" - maternal great-grandmother
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<H4>he's gonna tear it down melt it to the ground</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
this is my list or recommended movies. i am not saying that these are all good movies. i am saying that they are ones that i like. there are other movies that i like as guilty pleasures or what have you but this is the list you are getting. basically movies you might have missed for one reason or another,
<B>barfly - </B>bukowski's almost auto biography. plus his cameo in it.
<B>beavis and butthead do america - </B>the last time beavis was able to say fire.
<B>clockwatchers - </B>a slow moving break down on the miseries of temping.
<B>drugstore cowboy - </B>any movie where burrough has such a large role is worth it.
<B>dudes - </B>lots of shooting and the like. flea bites it at close range very early into it.
<B>hackers - </B>watch this as a comedy and it is more enjoyable.
<B>johnny neumonic - </B>how can you knock a movie based on a william gibson story. more proof that hank can't act
<B>leaving las vegas - </B>a happy little love story about a slow painful death. that's how i'm going out.
<B>nobody loves me (keiner liebt mich) - </B> wonderful german film. too bad it's basically not available in the us.
<B>one hour photo - </B>stalker films are always fun to watch. too bad the ending sucks.
<B>ready to wear - </B>a spank film of sorts. and it's midly funny as well.
<B>repo man - </B>a classic in my eyes. always good while eating a plate of shrimp.
<B>slc punks - </B>a fun movie until the ending hits you like a brick wall.
<B>suburbia - </B>another classic of sorts. even funnier when flea's name gets messed up.
<B>tank girl - </B>not bad for a comic book movie. entertaining.
<B>tapeheads - </B>a great movie to try and spot and the cameos and in jokes with
<B>trust - </B>good but with a few slight problems. if you can't get this get any other hal hartly film.
<B>welcome to the dollhouse - </B>all about the heartbreaks of younger days.
and anything that has the names <B>hal hartley</B>, <B>kevin smith</B>, or <B>william gibson</B> anywhere on it. check the <b><a href="http://www.blockbuster.com/" target="block">blockbuster</a></b> book or <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/" target="aimdb">imdb</a></b> for ones that are available.
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<H4>aint no use in complaining when you've got a job to do</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
this thing is a little dated but still mildly amussing so lets spend some time with it...
<u><b>you may be a geek if....</b></u>
<b>you've ever used a computer on friday, saturday and sunday of the same weekend.</b>
[-this is what dates it pretty bad. it should say something about it being one sittin-]
<b>you find yourself interrupting computer store salesman to correct something he said.</b>
[-i wouldn't have to if they knew what they were talking about-]
<b>the first thing you notice when walking in a business is their computer system....and offer advice on how you would change it.</b>
[-nope, just take mental notes. did you know most banks still use os2 because it is more stable than and microsoft product?-]
<b>you've ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.</b>
[-does trying to dry hump one count as mounting it?-]
<b>you own any shareware.</b>
[-antoher date issue since most computers come with shareware on them. winzip for example. a better question would be to ask if one has ever released or distributed a piece of shareware. or paid for one.-]
<b>you know more IP addresses than phone numbers.</b>
[-what exactly do you mean by phone number?-]
<b>you've ever accidentally dialed an IP address.</b>
[-i only did it once and it was a long time ago-]
<b>your friends use you as tech support.</b>
[-them, family, friends of friends, people i don't even know. if i am awake, i don't mind.-]
<b>you've ever named a computer.</b>
[-as if there is a way to quickly identify one from another. still have to name the new one. any suggestions?-]
<b>you have your local computer store on speed dial.</b>
[-not at all. prices are too high and the csr's suck ass. this is what the internet and fedex are for.-]
<b>you can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.</b>
[-i try very hard to do this but get up with questions so often that it is difficult-]
<b>co-workers have to e-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building.</b>
[-don't have that kind of job and don't really want one like that-]
<b>you've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.</b>
[-that would mean doing laundry and still using floppies-]
<b>your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't.</b>
[-no kids so no answer but the computer should have a cable line or such. the only phone line a computer should have is a T1 or better.-]
<b>you check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window).</b>
[-looking out the window doesn't tell you what it is suppose to be like for the next couple of days-]
<b>you know more URLs than street addresses.</b>
[-well yeah but they are easier to remember. lesson to follow.-]
<b>your pet has a web page.</b>
[-somewhere. you expect me to remember where all of the pages i built are?-]
<b>you get really excited when <a href="http://www.yahoo.com" target="yahoo">yahoo</a> adds your link.</b>
[-if added to their directory, who wouldn't be. if just added to their database it is no big deal.-]
because several people have looked at me like i was speaking twi or something i want to take a moment to kind of explain url's and ip address while shamelessly promoting <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=mama2jude"><img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="mama2jude" align="absmiddle" width="17"></a><b><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mama2jude/">mama2jude</a></b>'s site. the short version. url's are like a bussines name for a specific address. so instead of saying you are going to 000.000.000.000 you would just say <b><a href="http://www.tartblossum.com" target="tarts">tartblossum.com</a></b>. much like in real life if you were to say you were going to the tart blossum store instead or saying you are going to 111 tree avenue. it's easier to remember and communicate. in the same way each building has an address, each computer connected to internet has an ip address. most computers do not have a url the same way most buldings do not have a common name. if you would like to find out your computers ip address there are several ways to do it, but a traceroute is probably the best. your computers ip address will be the first one given. depending on your isp, it may or may not have a url attached to it. if you connect to the internet your ip address will change each time you dial in. if you use a cable provider, it probably changes at set intervials. this is basically like giving your house a new address ever five hours or so. this is basically done to keep you from running a server off your machine. if a person knows your ip address and you are running the right kind of server, it is possible for you have your own webpage, or whatever, on your own computer. isp's hate home users doing this so they do everything they can to keep it from being funtional. but they will say it is for your protection. i'm going off here but i hope that give some of you a better idea. and yeah i could be a little wrong on parts so i expect to be told if i am (this means you allis), but i know even at worst i am not that wrong.
</i>anacronyms i used or had to seriously refrain from using</i>
<b>isp</b> - internet service provider
<b>url</b> - universal resource link
<b>ip address</b> - internet protocol address
<b>stfu</b> - shut the fuck up
<b>rtfm</b> - read the fucking manual
<b>foaf</b> - friend of a friend
<b>irl</b> - in real life
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<H4>how old are you who said that baby how have you been</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
some more items of interest found in old eails. interest to who, i have no idea.
<b><i>19 things that it took me 50 years to learn</i> by dave berry</b>
1. never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. if you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. and when god, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as his messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
6. you should not confuse your career with your life.
7. no matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. when trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. never lick a steak knife.
11. take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12. the most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
13. you will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. you should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. there comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. that time is age 11.
16. the one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
17. the main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
18. a person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
19. your friends love you anyway.
<B><I>Ode To Catalina</I> assembled by Dr Donald F Busky</B>
How about that Catalina Andrango,
Ain't she a hussy,
Making fun of caimans
Like Don Busky?
She's so dumb,
And so stupid,
Like her mind,
Her poetry's putrid.
So come defend
Against this specieist attack,
Think up some insults
And e-mail her back!
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 08:11:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: Catalina Andrango
Subject: Oda a los caimanes (Versión Corregida y Aumentada)
To: caimans@yahoo.com
Me disculpo:
Los caimanes no deberían ir al sol, el sol es demasiado cerca,
más bien, deberían ir con la tripulación del Enterprise, a los límites del universo.
Pero pobre Enterprise.
Es más, el Enterprise tiene su primera misión,
en el siglo 24,
y no queremos esperar.
Pobres nosotros.
Mejor!
Hagamos maletas de piel de caiman, así, no tenemos que esperar, y, estaremos creando una nueva moda,
pero van a ser maletas apestosas.
Pobres modelos.
Attmpted English translation:
My apology:
The caimans do not want to go to the sun, the sun's too near.
Instead they want to go with the crew of the Enterprise to the limits of the universe.
But poor Enterprise.
Well, the Enterprise has its prime mission in the 24th century and no one wants to wait.
Poor us.
Better!
Caiman skin luggage, therefore, thos don't have to wait, and, becoming a creative new fashion, but want to be foul-smelling luggage.
Poor models.
All the beast,
Don "The Caiman" Busky
John Walker's translation of Catalina's Oda a los caimanes
Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 18:20:05 -0500
Here's the "Oda a los caimanes," properly translated:
The caimans should go to the sun,
the sun is too close,
rather, they should go along with the crew of the Enterprise,
to the limits of the universe.
But poor Enterprise.
But wait, the Enterprise has its first mission,
in the 24th century,
and we don't want to wait.
Poor us.
Much better!
Let's make caiman skin luggage,
that way, we don't have to wait,
and, we will be creating a new fashion,
but it will be foul smelling luggage.
Poor fashion models.
My apology for not helping Catalina write a more bestial poem.
-John.</div>
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<H4>forgive me for what i do but if you want out well it's up to you</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
<I>a silly little tsg log that supposedly never happened. weird the way that works. yeah, i know, reading chat logs loaded with in-jokes is only so funny. i feel that most of this jokes are obvious enough that it will not be so painful to read. most laughter and unrelated comments have been edited out. now sit tight as some people get ragged on a little hard.</I>
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> mike falls out and is like "HEY THAT HURT"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Briksavj crashes the party wearing leather chaps and a smile, toting his 12 year old boyfriend along on a leash
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> AND MY EX COMES CHASING AFTER HIM MIKE
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :OIJE
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> nice
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> are there any goths in here?
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> "WAIT BEN TELL THE WORLD ABOUT US DONT DENY ME ANYMORE"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> DJ Svyta is reciting like obscure numerical prophecies in the corner
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> nope empallin no goths here, asl?
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I'm convinced Svyta is God.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha I just pictured a bunch of random people wandering into the funeral "asl everyone? any goths in here?"
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> as;ldjfa'sijt
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> 6/h/uranus
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> ["LISJ"IJ"Eo
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :LKEF:OIE
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :KLJA
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I wish I knew how to save chatlogs
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> ^5 lauren
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> THAT WOULD SO HAPPEN
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha ^5
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> some acne ridden teenager in whiteface comes in "ANYONE LIKE MARLIN MANSON IN DIZ BITCH"
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :ELK:JF
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and then in come the VAMPIRES
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I imagine the losers coming to the party in their normal clothes, like their pajamas
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> and then we'd all trip over ourselves to make fun of them
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> but still wearing makeup
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> if you want to chat with the deceased say 666
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> the reason they have acne problems is because they never take it off
<b><font color="#ff0000">PythagoreanTwins:</font></b> what in the hell are you all talking about :/
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> My TS-funeral
<b><font color="#ff0000">PythagoreanTwins:</font></b> I hate coming into the middle of convos
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> *says 666*
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> this entire scenario must never be allowed to happen, you all realize.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I won't care, I'll be dead
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> it will bring about the end of all mankind.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha I'd be all crying in a corner or something while melvet got into fights
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> NO YOU WONT YOU MAD BUGGER YOUR FAKING YOUR DEATH
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Oh yeah
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Damn it
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> no lauren, you'd be sneaking off for naps and masturbation
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> that really would happen ;\
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and every now and then, someone would stagger past the room you snuck into and disturb you
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> i'd be getting tickled by a circle of like 8 guys until i fell on the floor
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and you'd wander back into the main hall and be like "huh?"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> while coral does the punch punch kick by herself in the corner and glares at everyone
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> LOL aww
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> I nominate Yvonne as the bartender, seeing as how she's got the experience.
<b><font color="#ff0000">NovembrNostaIgia:</font></b> woooo
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> ya know I think a story just got written here...and no ones logging
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> Yvonne's our official TS gothic Coyote.
<b><font color="#ff0000">NovembrNostaIgia:</font></b> HAHA
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> coral does too
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> seriously allin.
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> mike mentioned logging it earlier
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> I'd be all drunk and hitting on yvonne :\
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> we should have.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Oh well
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> We never think ahead.
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and that's why this will never happen
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<H4>don't know why i come back to this place no one seems to remember my face</H4>
stole this from <B><a href="http://jdm5k.diaryland.com/" target="yodie">yodie</A></B> even though a lot of questions repeat ones that have already been answered. even if i had answered all of them, my answers will change by the day some formating changes have been made. answers were acurate at the time i answered each one.
<B>[001] birthday</B> = may 23rd 1969, as far as you know*
<B>[002] height</B> = 6' (" six foot six inches and i do mean six inches"-Black Kiss)
<B>[003] shoe size</B> = 11
<B>[004] hair color</B> = brown and ugly with a little dirt and grease thrown in for flavour
<B>[005] hair length</B> = past my chin if i pull it straight down
<B>[006] siblings</B> = two..etc and if you wanted i could fake two more
<B>[007] pets</B> = non
<B>last...</B>
<B>[008] movie you rented</B> = who rents movies? i gave up renting because of "extended viewing fees"
<B>[009] movie you bought</B> = i think it was the two kevin smith ones
<B>[010] song you listened to</B> = harry chapin - please come to boston
<B>[011] song that was stuck in your head</B> = ween - you fucked up
<B>[012] song you've downloaded</B> = judy collins - desperado
<B>[013] cd you bought</B> = the johnny cash one
<B>[014] cd you listened to</B> = the one with the heart stickers cover
<B>[015] person you called</B> = my motha
<B>[016] person who's called you</B> = mikey
<B>[017] TV show you watched</B> = buffy
<B>do...</B>
<B>[018] you have a b/f or a g/f?</B> = does my hand count?
<B>[019] you have a crush on someone?</B> = always
<B>[020] you wish you could live somewhere else?</B> = like i have a coice?
<B>[021] you think about suicide?</B> = i am not at liberty to discuss that
<B>[022] others find you attractive?</B> = i'll answer that after i stop laughing
<B>[023] you want piercings?</B> = been thinking pretty hard about that tounge thing
<B>[024] you want tattoos?</B> = want more. must have more
<B>[025] you drink?</B> = oh hell yeah. kinda.
<B>[026] you do drugs?</B> = if scripts count
<B>[027] you like cleaning?</B> = yeah but it has to be done right and not rushed
<B>[028] you like roller coasters?</B> = couldn't tell you
<B>[029] you write in cursive or print?</B> = print and you can barely call it that
<B>[030] do you carry a donor card?</B> = well if my stateissued id counts, then yes
<B>for or against...</B>
<B>[031] long distance relationships</B> = harshly against
<B>[032] using someone</B> = calling someone an asshole?
<B>[033] suicide</B> = all for it. just give me permission
<B>[034] killing people</B> = is it going to be televised?
<B>[035] teenage smoking</B> = not my business
<B>[036] doing drugs</B> = usually against
<B>[037] premarital sex</B> = as long as it's safe
<B>[038] gay/lesbian relationships</B> = hey, that's there business
<B>[039] soap operas</B> = waste of time
<B>favorite...</B>
<B>[040] food</B> = burrito!
<B>[041] song</B> = descendents - clean sheets...but that will change in five minutes
<B>[042] thing to talk about</B> = whatever
<B>[043] sports</B> = full contact go fuck yourself
<B>[044] drinks</B> = diet coke
<B>[045] clothes</B> = big black tshirts. the more body covered the better
<B>[046] movies</B> = today it would be 'trust'
<B>[047] band</B> = descendents
<B>[048] holiday</B> = fourth of july cause you get to blow shit up
<B>[049] cars</B> = see below post (jag, 65 mustang coupe, vespa)
<B>have you ever...</B>
<B>[050] cried over a guy/girl?</B> = right now?
<B>[051] lied to someone?</B> = who hasn't at some point
<B>[052] been in a fist fight?</B> = not that i can account for
<B>[053] been arrested?</B> = well, uh, yeah
<B>what...</B>
<B>[054] shampoo do you use?</B> = that green stuff
<B>[055] perfume/cologne do you use?</B> = non
<B>[056] shoes do you wear?</B> = chuck, docs, or whatever
<B>[057] are you scared of?</B> = people and places
<B>how many...</B>
<B>[058] times i have been in love?</B> = honestly, three
<B>[059] times i have had my heart broken?</B> = more than enough
<B>[060] hearts i have broken?</B> = four that i know of
<B>[061] boys i have kissed?</B> = heh
<B>[062] girls i have kissed?</B> = 23, assuming you mean in a passionate way
<B>[063] continents i have lived in?</B> = one
<B>[064] drugs taken illegally?</B> = recently none. generally not enough apparenly
<B>[065] number people i could classify as true, could trust with my life friends?</B> = four but i wouldn't trust me with my life
<B>[066] people i consider my enemies?</B> = oh most of them know who they are
<B>[067] people in high school that i stayed in contact with?</B> = five or so
<B>[068] cds that i own?</B> = something like 1200
<B>[069] times times name has appeared in the newspaper?</B> = several but never for anything good
<B>[070] scars on my body?</B> = where do you want me to start counting? 3 on my face alone. that i know of
<B>[071] things in my past that i regret?</B> = a heartbreak and not telling certian people certian things
<B>[072] Current Clothes</B> = t-shirt and stuff
<B>[073] Current Mood</B> = pissed and tired and scared
<B>[074] Current Taste</B> = cigarettes and dust
<B>[075] Current Hair</B> = same old stupid mess
<B>[076] Current Annoyance</B> = everthing
<B>[077] Current Smell</B> = smoke
<B>[078] Current Book</B> = it was a dilbert one
<B>[079] Current DVD</B> = all packed and gone
<B>[080] Current Refreshment</B> = diet coke
<B>[081] Current Worry</B> = like you fucking care
<B>On Dating....</B>
<B>[082] Long or short hair?</B> = long
<B>[083] Dark or blond hair?</B> = whatever. kinda.
<B>[084] Tall or short?</B> = average
<B>[085] Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny?</B> = huh? neither?
<B>[086] Good girl/boy or bad girl/boy?</B> = both. makes things more fun
<B>[087] Dark or light eyes?</B> = both and it is possible
<B>[088] Pierced or no?</B> = whatever
<B>On preferences....</B>
<B>[089] Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?</B> = mmmm milk //coughs and gags
<B>[090] McDonalds or Burger King?</B> = what's the toy?
<B>[091] Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend?</B> = both or neither
<B>[092] Sweet or sour?</B> = yes, with chicken and fried rice
<B>[093] Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?</B> = how drained am i?
<B>[094] Sappy/action/comedy/horror?</B> = do i have to get up to change the channel?
<B>[095] Cats or dogs?</B> = sure, is that breakfast
<B>[096] Ocean or Pool?</B> = neither.
<B>[097] Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?</B> = both
<B>[098] Mud or Jell-O wrestling?</B> = mud in the middle of a storm
<B>[099] With or without ice-cubes?</B> = warm so without
<B>[100] Shine or rain?</B> = rain days are happy days
<B>[101] Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring?</B> = ice cold winter days
<B>[102] Vanilla or Chocolate?</B> = vanilla with a slice of white bread
<B>[103] Gloves or mittens?</B> = gloves if i really must
<B>[104] Eyes open or closed?</B> = open wide
<B>[105] Fly or breathe under water?</B> = how do you fly under water
<B>[106] Bunk-bed or waterbed?</B> = whatever is handy but prolly the floor
<B>[107] Chewing gum or hard candy?</B> = chewy candy
<B>[108] Motor boat or sailboat?</B> = i have no idea
<B>[109] Lights on or off?</B> = depends on what is going on and with who
<B>[110] Chicken or fish?</B> = chicked since i don't like seafood
<B>Have you ever...</B>
<B>[111] Fallen for your best friend?</B> = i guess so but it was a long time ago
<B>[112] Made out with JUST a friend?</B> = always seems tempting but it's always a bad idea
<B>[113] Been in love?</B> = wasn't this already answered
<B>[114] Cheated on someone?</B> = yes and i regret it so much
<B>Have you/are you/do you....</B>
<B>[115] Considered a life of crime?</B> = the pay would definately better
<B>[116] Considered being a hooker?</B> = not just no but hell no
<B>[117] Considered being a pimp?</B> = uh, no
<B>[118] Are you psycho?</B> = depends on your definition but for the sake of argument lets assume yes
<B>[119] Split personalities?</B> = nope we all work together
<B>[120] Schizophrenic?</B> = no we are not
<B>[121] Obsessive compulsive?</B> = about certian things. yes about certian things. on certian things i believe i might be
<B>[122] Panic?</B> = until i collapse**
<B>[123] Anxiety?</B> = don't know the meaning of it
<B>[124] Depressed?</B> = just a little down
<B>[125] Suicidal?</B> = no matter how much i fight it
<B>[126] Obsessed with hate?</B> = not really
<B>[127] Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?</B> = not really
<B>[128] Understanding?</B> = i can fake it well enough even though there is very little i actually understand
<B>[129] Open-minded?</B> = i try very hard to be but suck at it
<B>[130] Interesting?</B> = not that i can account for
<B>[131] Hungry?</B> = doesn't matter, eating is a waste of time
<B>[132] Friendly?</B> = no, not very
<B>[133] Childish?</B> = i'm not telling you
<B>[134] Healthy?</B> = hardly but that might change
<B>[135] Difficult?</B> = i am very difficult to deal with
<B>[136] Attractive?</B> = not at all
<B>[137] Thirsty?</B> = always
<B>[138] Responsible?</B> = i haven't been able to be
<B>[139] Sad?</B> = very but wtf cares?
<B>[140] Happy?</B> = i do not think i am allowed to be happy
<B>[141] Trusting?</B> = i question everything into the ground and then still doubt it
<B>[142] Talkative?</B> = depends on my company and my mood
<B>[143] Lonely?</B> = more than you'll ever want to know
<B>[144] Floss daily?</B> = no
<B>[145] Own a webcam?</B> = several
<B>[146] Ever get off the damn computer?</B> = sure, i guess if the reason is good enough
<B>*</B><I>it puts me in the same sign but everything else is wrong. i have my reasons for this but most of my friends know what the true answer is. </I>
<B>**</B><I>this will eventually be explained in a future post. it's already on the list. sorry, but you'll have to wait.</I>
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<H4>in the parking lot circling screaming i just don't give a fuck with his windows down and his system up</H4>
i stole this one from <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=jaded_star"><img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="jaded erin" align="absmiddle" width="17"></a><b><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jaded_star/" target="jaded">jaded_star</a></b> and at the time i thought it was going to be pretty easy. i was so wrong.
<B><U>Lyrics Survey- fill this out using only song lyrics.</U></B>
<B>1. Who are you? </B>
"i'm the biggest one. i've got no one to blame but my fat self"
[the biggest one - they might be giants]
"i'm your dog and you're all bitches"
[doghouse - descendents]
<B>2. What do you look like? </B>
"he's ancient. he's ugly. i don't know which is worse"
[oogie boogie's song - the nightmare before christmas]
"i'm not a cool guy any more. as if i ever was before"
[coolidge - descendents]
<B>3. What's your secret? </B>
"i'm evil, i'm hateful, i'm sinful, forgetful, mistrustful, i'm diseased and contagious. i'm suicide, homicide, genocide, pesticide"
[mark bowen - faith no more]
"i hate to think romance is just a pose but all i want to do is rip off your clothes"
[pervert - descendents]
<B>4.What do you want to be? </B>
"if you really want to see me check the papers and the tv. look who's telling who what to do. kiss my ass goodbye"
[one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - ben folds five]
"when i get the time. when i get the guts to live my life for me. and do what i want to do. i'll be the friend you said you once knew"
[get the time - descendents]
<B>5. What can you do? </B>
"i know it's not much but it's the best i can do"
[your song - elton john]
"i haven't slept for days but that's ok"
[van - descendents]
<B>6. What can't you do? </B>
"make the best of this test and don't ask why. it's not a question but a lesson learned in time."
[good riddance - green day]
"go shoot you're m-16. i'm not going to live your american dream"
[m-16 - descendents]
<B>7. Where do you live? </B>
"anywhere you hang yourself is home. throw in a tape. it's the tones."
[someone take the wheel - replacements]
"i want to be a clone. i want a suburban home"
[suburban home - descendents]
<B>8. What is love? </B>
"a voice in my head. it cuts me down and i try to shut it up because i must let it go"
[choking the cherry - poe]
"you tucked me in. stopped my tossing and turning."
[clean sheets - descendents]
<B>9. What is friendship? </B>
"i've seen blue sky through the tears in my eyes"
[i'm going home - richard o'brian]
"silly girl i'm begging you. tell me all the things i want to hear"
[silly girl - descendents]
<B>10. What are you afraid of? </B>
"every whisper of every waking hour"
[losing my religion - rem]
"i'm sure she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in. how i chase trains that don't exist. how i hate girls and i hate my life."
[she loves me - descendents]
<B>11. Are you strong? </B>
"people critisize me but i know it's not the end. i try to kick truth not just to make friends"
[people in the middle - spearhead]
"his words will kill if you leave yourself exposed"
[iceman - descendents]
<B>12.What would you do with a million dollars? </B>
"there's some common people i hang out with. they're my good time buddies. they're my friends. "
[common man - john conley]
"get some gas. fix my motor. turn on my beatles tape. and get you out of my head"
[catalina - descendents]
<B>13. What would you tell the one who loves you? </B>
"not only in love. i was obsessed. with a friendship no one else could touch"
[simple kind of life - no doubt]
"i've never been real sure of myself. never trusted someone else. something in you puts my fears to rest. we'll bring it up and never touch the ground. and when you need me i'll be around. this is how it's going to be if you don't get sick of me"
[sick-o-me - descendents]
<B>14.What would you tell your enemies? </B>
"if i ever meet you i'll control alt delete you"
[it's all about the pentiums - weird al yankovic]
"you're a fucking son of a bitch. you arrogant assholes"
[i'm not a loser - descendents]
<B>15. What do you want to do? </B>
"i wish i cared but i don't know how as we move in small circles"
[small circles - the rainmakers]
"i never thought it would end up this way. good thing i'm not going to stay"
[this place - descendents]
<B>16. Where do you want to be? </B>
"i just called to say i want you to come back home"
[picture - kid rock and sheryl crow]
"i will return to you when i am thirty two. i didn't know they came like that"
[cameage - descendents]
<B>17. What questions do you ask? </B>
"maybe i'm just like my father. too bold. maybe i'm just like my mother. she's never satisfied. why do we scream at each other?"
[when coves cry - prince and the revolution]
"where were you when i was in so much trouble with myself? and do you still believe in me like i believe?"
[good good things - descendents]
<B>18. What advice would you give? </B>
"wipe your eyes and let them shine their blue"
[the birth of the true - aztec camera]
"you deserve the best but it's up to you to get it. don't settle for less. you know you're going to regret it"
[pep talk - descendents]
<B>19. What mistakes do you make? </B>
"what i did was stupid. no doubt it was dumb. but the smartest shit i did was take the bullets out of that gun"
[cleanin' out my closet - eminem]
"i look back on my past. i'm dirty. i know that guy would always let you down"
[i won't let me - descendents]
<B>20. What do people think or say about you? </B>
"it seems to me some fine things have been laid on your table but you only want the ones you can't get"
[deparado - the eagles]
"he's a total dick. that's the truth and you know i'm right"
[i'm the one - descendents]
<B>21. What do you want? </B>
"you better watch your back because i'm fucking up your program"
[break stuff - limp bizkit]
"i know my day will come. i know some day i'll be the only one"
[hope - descendents]
<B><I>some others that i wanted to include but didn't seem to be the proper answer to the questions asked</B></I>
"i have dreams now that you're not lying next to me. i can sleep. i can rest in peace. i'm not tossing and turning on your bed of nails. i'm not burning up like i'm in hell."
[now that i don't have you - jill sobule]
"a lot of people think that i worship the devil. that do all types of retarded shit. look, i can't change the way i think. and i can't change the way i am. but if i offended you...good. because i still don't give a fuck."
[still don't give a fuck - eminem]
"there's a drunk in my past. he swears each drink is the last. but i give me another chance. there's a drunk in my past. each time i go past my house. i'm trying to find my way home."
[drunk in my past - x]
"there's a danger in loving somebody too much. and it's sad when you know it's your heart they can't touch. there's a reason why people don't stay who they are"
[sometimes love ain't enough - patty smyth and don henley]
"when you feel fucked up and your life is in the gutter. think about it for a minute. it's what you say that matters. don't call it life. just call it rape. just call it prostitution. and you won't have to hate yourself because you know you're a beautiful person. let the sunshine in and chase away your blues. cause smilers never lose and frowners never win. so let the sunshine in. i know it's fuckin' hard. but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in."
[sunshine - screeching weasel]
"ruinite on ice in my bubblebath. act like my teacher. make me do math. get up. get down. but get that ass in bed. we both get so excited cause we're deep inside it. hey hey."
[promises - double dong]
"is life always like this brother? good for one side. and bad for another. i must put you behind me tonight. because you belong to the night."
[golden lights - twinkle]
"some people would rob their mother for the ends. rat-snitch on one another for the ends. sometime kids get murdered for the ends. so before we go any further warm my hands."
[ends - everlast]
"every finger in the room is pointing at me. i want to spit in their faces. i get afraid of what that could bring. i got a bowling ball in my stomach. i got a desert in my stomach. figures that my courage would choose to sell out now. i've been looking for a saviour in the dirty streets. looking for a saviour beneath these dirty sheets."
[crucify - tori amos]
"all my friends tell me they see you out on the town. they all look down on you with sympathy and frown. bank shot baby i saw through your eyes. i see you around with a thoudsand other guys. tell me all your new thought up lies. you don't want to be be wanted by someone else new. if you can't show some love for me than i don't want to see you."
[ride the wild - descendents]
"lunchtime and i start to dine. then i remember. so i reach for something to smoke. and anyways i'd rather listen to coltrane then go trough all that shit again."
[sun comes up, it's tuesday morning - cowboy junkies]
"how can i help it if i think you're funny when you're mad. tying hard not to smile though i feel bad. i'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. can't understand what i mean. well you soon will. i have a tendancy to wear my mind oh my sleeve. i have a history of taking off my shirt."
[one week - barenaked ladies]
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<div style="text-align: right"><H4>me and jd salinger were sitting on the porch</H4>
<i><b>on the way out of the way</b></i>
so much time alone
short drives and long walks
just random words
and it all seemed to be better
a few simple moments
to brush all the bad ones away
like the time you dumped me
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we made each other feel so bad
like so many little secrets
that i would never confess
like the times we didn't talk
made you actually feel glad
so much time alone
eight years away from all that
just random words
hoping things are going ok
a few simple moments
spent on some awkward moments
like the last time you visited
wasn't that a merry christmas
like the too many times
we feel asleep talking on the phone
like playing video games
and and helping pick out your dress
like trying to get drunk
and even failing at getting stoned
just some simple words
to let you know that it's true
i still feel hurt when i think of you
just some simple words
to put you in your place
but i still smile at the thought of your face
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<H4>a hush is the only word you know and i stopped listening long ago</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
random bag of url's from the final house cleaning. not recommendations, just stuff i want to take a look at for one reason or another. considering the age ond sources of some, there is a likely possiblity that some of them might not work. a lot of them might not work. if you click through and get better than fifty percent that are not dead links, consider yourself lucky. when i get time, i will sort through and strike the ones that are deffinately not working.
_/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.intelecard.com/" target="telec"> intele-card news</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.journeys.com/" target="shoes">journeys</A></B> / \ <B><a href="http://www.winecountrygiftbaskets.com/" target="gifts">wine country gift baskets</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.pcphotomag.com/" target="photo">pc photo</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.oldglory.com/" target="craps">old glory distributing company</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.analogx.com/" target="analo">##analogx##</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.warehouse.com/" target="house">##warehouse##</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://members.tripod.com/~rogermanning" target="Roger">Roger Manning</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.tsatraveltip.us/" target="safet">transportation safety tips</A></B> _/ \_ <B><a href="http://www.easylite.com/" target="kapow">elkton sparkler company</A></B> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.marketpro.com" target="comps">##marketpro##</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.stopthempaa.org/" target="mpaas">stop the mpaa</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/06/28/penetration.testing.idg/index.html" target="chest">hacker's toolchest (cnn)</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sunworld.com/sunworldonline/swol-05-2000/swol-05-security.html" target="fullv">full version of above (Sunworld)</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/06/27/security.frenzy.idg/index.html" target="feedy">feeding the frenzy (CNN)</a></b> _/ \_ articles posted of rfp's site: <b><a href="http://www.wiretrip.net/rfp/p/doc.asp?id=47&iface=2" target="_blank">unexpected hackers</a></b> and <b><a href="http://www.wiretrip.net/rfp/p/doc.asp?id=50&iface=2" target="_blank">enough already!</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sunworld.com/sunworldonline/common/f_swol-backissues-columns.html#wizards" target="world">listing of sunworld columns</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://shockwave1.m0.net/m/s.asp?H1587122898X760136" target="frogg">frogger</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.odd-sex.com/" target="sexed">encyclopedia of unusual sex practices</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.infinitefish.com/" target="nebul">infinite fish</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.debsfunpages.com/bumpp.htm" target="bumpp">bumper sticker snickers</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.thehungersite.com/" target="hungr">the hunger site</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://redrockets.com/cardshoppe/postoffice/pickup/hppyalwys1.htm" target="alway">have a happy always</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sixdegrees.com/" target="sixth">sixdegrees</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://www.sharewarejunkies.com/winscreen.htm" target="saver">windows screen savers</a></b> _/ \_ <b><a href="http://sdf.lonestar.org" target="sdfpa">sdf public access unix system</a></b> _/ \_
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<H4>i won't live to tell so if you do give the next generation a big fuck you</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
some words of wisdom passed on by my elders...
"they say beer makes you stupid but it made bud wiser" - paternal grandfather
"aw flitter. the hurrier i go, the behinder i get" - maternal great-grandmother
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<H4>he's gonna tear it down melt it to the ground</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
this is my list or recommended movies. i am not saying that these are all good movies. i am saying that they are ones that i like. there are other movies that i like as guilty pleasures or what have you but this is the list you are getting. basically movies you might have missed for one reason or another,
<B>barfly - </B>bukowski's almost auto biography. plus his cameo in it.
<B>beavis and butthead do america - </B>the last time beavis was able to say fire.
<B>clockwatchers - </B>a slow moving break down on the miseries of temping.
<B>drugstore cowboy - </B>any movie where burrough has such a large role is worth it.
<B>dudes - </B>lots of shooting and the like. flea bites it at close range very early into it.
<B>hackers - </B>watch this as a comedy and it is more enjoyable.
<B>johnny neumonic - </B>how can you knock a movie based on a william gibson story. more proof that hank can't act
<B>leaving las vegas - </B>a happy little love story about a slow painful death. that's how i'm going out.
<B>nobody loves me (keiner liebt mich) - </B> wonderful german film. too bad it's basically not available in the us.
<B>one hour photo - </B>stalker films are always fun to watch. too bad the ending sucks.
<B>ready to wear - </B>a spank film of sorts. and it's midly funny as well.
<B>repo man - </B>a classic in my eyes. always good while eating a plate of shrimp.
<B>slc punks - </B>a fun movie until the ending hits you like a brick wall.
<B>suburbia - </B>another classic of sorts. even funnier when flea's name gets messed up.
<B>tank girl - </B>not bad for a comic book movie. entertaining.
<B>tapeheads - </B>a great movie to try and spot and the cameos and in jokes with
<B>trust - </B>good but with a few slight problems. if you can't get this get any other hal hartly film.
<B>welcome to the dollhouse - </B>all about the heartbreaks of younger days.
and anything that has the names <B>hal hartley</B>, <B>kevin smith</B>, or <B>william gibson</B> anywhere on it. check the <b><a href="http://www.blockbuster.com/" target="block">blockbuster</a></b> book or <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/" target="aimdb">imdb</a></b> for ones that are available.
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<H4>aint no use in complaining when you've got a job to do</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
this thing is a little dated but still mildly amussing so lets spend some time with it...
<u><b>you may be a geek if....</b></u>
<b>you've ever used a computer on friday, saturday and sunday of the same weekend.</b>
[-this is what dates it pretty bad. it should say something about it being one sittin-]
<b>you find yourself interrupting computer store salesman to correct something he said.</b>
[-i wouldn't have to if they knew what they were talking about-]
<b>the first thing you notice when walking in a business is their computer system....and offer advice on how you would change it.</b>
[-nope, just take mental notes. did you know most banks still use os2 because it is more stable than and microsoft product?-]
<b>you've ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.</b>
[-does trying to dry hump one count as mounting it?-]
<b>you own any shareware.</b>
[-antoher date issue since most computers come with shareware on them. winzip for example. a better question would be to ask if one has ever released or distributed a piece of shareware. or paid for one.-]
<b>you know more IP addresses than phone numbers.</b>
[-what exactly do you mean by phone number?-]
<b>you've ever accidentally dialed an IP address.</b>
[-i only did it once and it was a long time ago-]
<b>your friends use you as tech support.</b>
[-them, family, friends of friends, people i don't even know. if i am awake, i don't mind.-]
<b>you've ever named a computer.</b>
[-as if there is a way to quickly identify one from another. still have to name the new one. any suggestions?-]
<b>you have your local computer store on speed dial.</b>
[-not at all. prices are too high and the csr's suck ass. this is what the internet and fedex are for.-]
<b>you can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.</b>
[-i try very hard to do this but get up with questions so often that it is difficult-]
<b>co-workers have to e-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building.</b>
[-don't have that kind of job and don't really want one like that-]
<b>you've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.</b>
[-that would mean doing laundry and still using floppies-]
<b>your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't.</b>
[-no kids so no answer but the computer should have a cable line or such. the only phone line a computer should have is a T1 or better.-]
<b>you check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window).</b>
[-looking out the window doesn't tell you what it is suppose to be like for the next couple of days-]
<b>you know more URLs than street addresses.</b>
[-well yeah but they are easier to remember. lesson to follow.-]
<b>your pet has a web page.</b>
[-somewhere. you expect me to remember where all of the pages i built are?-]
<b>you get really excited when <a href="http://www.yahoo.com" target="yahoo">yahoo</a> adds your link.</b>
[-if added to their directory, who wouldn't be. if just added to their database it is no big deal.-]
because several people have looked at me like i was speaking twi or something i want to take a moment to kind of explain url's and ip address while shamelessly promoting <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=mama2jude"><img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="mama2jude" align="absmiddle" width="17"></a><b><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mama2jude/">mama2jude</a></b>'s site. the short version. url's are like a bussines name for a specific address. so instead of saying you are going to 000.000.000.000 you would just say <b><a href="http://www.tartblossum.com" target="tarts">tartblossum.com</a></b>. much like in real life if you were to say you were going to the tart blossum store instead or saying you are going to 111 tree avenue. it's easier to remember and communicate. in the same way each building has an address, each computer connected to internet has an ip address. most computers do not have a url the same way most buldings do not have a common name. if you would like to find out your computers ip address there are several ways to do it, but a traceroute is probably the best. your computers ip address will be the first one given. depending on your isp, it may or may not have a url attached to it. if you connect to the internet your ip address will change each time you dial in. if you use a cable provider, it probably changes at set intervials. this is basically like giving your house a new address ever five hours or so. this is basically done to keep you from running a server off your machine. if a person knows your ip address and you are running the right kind of server, it is possible for you have your own webpage, or whatever, on your own computer. isp's hate home users doing this so they do everything they can to keep it from being funtional. but they will say it is for your protection. i'm going off here but i hope that give some of you a better idea. and yeah i could be a little wrong on parts so i expect to be told if i am (this means you allis), but i know even at worst i am not that wrong.
</i>anacronyms i used or had to seriously refrain from using</i>
<b>isp</b> - internet service provider
<b>url</b> - universal resource link
<b>ip address</b> - internet protocol address
<b>stfu</b> - shut the fuck up
<b>rtfm</b> - read the fucking manual
<b>foaf</b> - friend of a friend
<b>irl</b> - in real life
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<H4>how old are you who said that baby how have you been</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
some more items of interest found in old eails. interest to who, i have no idea.
<b><i>19 things that it took me 50 years to learn</i> by dave berry</b>
1. never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. if you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. and when god, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as his messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
6. you should not confuse your career with your life.
7. no matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. when trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. never lick a steak knife.
11. take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12. the most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
13. you will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. you should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. there comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. that time is age 11.
16. the one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
17. the main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
18. a person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
19. your friends love you anyway.
<B><I>Ode To Catalina</I> assembled by Dr Donald F Busky</B>
How about that Catalina Andrango,
Ain't she a hussy,
Making fun of caimans
Like Don Busky?
She's so dumb,
And so stupid,
Like her mind,
Her poetry's putrid.
So come defend
Against this specieist attack,
Think up some insults
And e-mail her back!
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 08:11:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: Catalina Andrango
Subject: Oda a los caimanes (Versión Corregida y Aumentada)
To: caimans@yahoo.com
Me disculpo:
Los caimanes no deberían ir al sol, el sol es demasiado cerca,
más bien, deberían ir con la tripulación del Enterprise, a los límites del universo.
Pero pobre Enterprise.
Es más, el Enterprise tiene su primera misión,
en el siglo 24,
y no queremos esperar.
Pobres nosotros.
Mejor!
Hagamos maletas de piel de caiman, así, no tenemos que esperar, y, estaremos creando una nueva moda,
pero van a ser maletas apestosas.
Pobres modelos.
Attmpted English translation:
My apology:
The caimans do not want to go to the sun, the sun's too near.
Instead they want to go with the crew of the Enterprise to the limits of the universe.
But poor Enterprise.
Well, the Enterprise has its prime mission in the 24th century and no one wants to wait.
Poor us.
Better!
Caiman skin luggage, therefore, thos don't have to wait, and, becoming a creative new fashion, but want to be foul-smelling luggage.
Poor models.
All the beast,
Don "The Caiman" Busky
John Walker's translation of Catalina's Oda a los caimanes
Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 18:20:05 -0500
Here's the "Oda a los caimanes," properly translated:
The caimans should go to the sun,
the sun is too close,
rather, they should go along with the crew of the Enterprise,
to the limits of the universe.
But poor Enterprise.
But wait, the Enterprise has its first mission,
in the 24th century,
and we don't want to wait.
Poor us.
Much better!
Let's make caiman skin luggage,
that way, we don't have to wait,
and, we will be creating a new fashion,
but it will be foul smelling luggage.
Poor fashion models.
My apology for not helping Catalina write a more bestial poem.
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<H4>forgive me for what i do but if you want out well it's up to you</H4><div style="text-align: justify">
<I>a silly little tsg log that supposedly never happened. weird the way that works. yeah, i know, reading chat logs loaded with in-jokes is only so funny. i feel that most of this jokes are obvious enough that it will not be so painful to read. most laughter and unrelated comments have been edited out. now sit tight as some people get ragged on a little hard.</I>
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> mike falls out and is like "HEY THAT HURT"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Briksavj crashes the party wearing leather chaps and a smile, toting his 12 year old boyfriend along on a leash
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> AND MY EX COMES CHASING AFTER HIM MIKE
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :OIJE
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> nice
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> are there any goths in here?
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> "WAIT BEN TELL THE WORLD ABOUT US DONT DENY ME ANYMORE"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> DJ Svyta is reciting like obscure numerical prophecies in the corner
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> nope empallin no goths here, asl?
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I'm convinced Svyta is God.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha I just pictured a bunch of random people wandering into the funeral "asl everyone? any goths in here?"
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> as;ldjfa'sijt
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> 6/h/uranus
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> ["LISJ"IJ"Eo
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :LKEF:OIE
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :KLJA
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I wish I knew how to save chatlogs
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> ^5 lauren
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> THAT WOULD SO HAPPEN
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha ^5
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> some acne ridden teenager in whiteface comes in "ANYONE LIKE MARLIN MANSON IN DIZ BITCH"
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> :ELK:JF
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and then in come the VAMPIRES
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I imagine the losers coming to the party in their normal clothes, like their pajamas
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> and then we'd all trip over ourselves to make fun of them
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> but still wearing makeup
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> if you want to chat with the deceased say 666
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> the reason they have acne problems is because they never take it off
<b><font color="#ff0000">PythagoreanTwins:</font></b> what in the hell are you all talking about :/
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> My TS-funeral
<b><font color="#ff0000">PythagoreanTwins:</font></b> I hate coming into the middle of convos
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> *says 666*
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> this entire scenario must never be allowed to happen, you all realize.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> I won't care, I'll be dead
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> it will bring about the end of all mankind.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> haha I'd be all crying in a corner or something while melvet got into fights
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> NO YOU WONT YOU MAD BUGGER YOUR FAKING YOUR DEATH
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Oh yeah
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Damn it
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> no lauren, you'd be sneaking off for naps and masturbation
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> that really would happen ;\
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and every now and then, someone would stagger past the room you snuck into and disturb you
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> i'd be getting tickled by a circle of like 8 guys until i fell on the floor
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and you'd wander back into the main hall and be like "huh?"
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> while coral does the punch punch kick by herself in the corner and glares at everyone
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> LOL aww
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> I nominate Yvonne as the bartender, seeing as how she's got the experience.
<b><font color="#ff0000">NovembrNostaIgia:</font></b> woooo
<b><font color="#ff0000">EmpAllin:</font></b> ya know I think a story just got written here...and no ones logging
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> Yvonne's our official TS gothic Coyote.
<b><font color="#ff0000">NovembrNostaIgia:</font></b> HAHA
<b><font color="#ff0000">Zenith Phase:</font></b> coral does too
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> seriously allin.
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> mike mentioned logging it earlier
<b><font color="#ff0000">Tinkachu:</font></b> I'd be all drunk and hitting on yvonne :\
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> we should have.
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> Oh well
<b><font color="#ff0000">Minus Innocence:</font></b> We never think ahead.
<b><font color="#ff0000">BadSalemNoCookie:</font></b> and that's why this will never happen
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