we got the mother and the kids we got the guy and his date we all get mad we all get late

[empallin]

why did hopey let her hair grow out?

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...but now the moods changed


EmpAllin [11:38 AM]: i say it was so it was
SuperDorkySister [11:38 AM]: yeh- and my ass talks
SuperDorkySister[11:39 AM]: that's not mine
EmpAllin [11:39 AM]: that's a neat trick. you could go on letterman with that
SuperDorkySister[11:39 AM]: if you get the truck, they need to know that I'm driving and you're paying
EmpAllin [11:40 AM]: wait your as can drive a truck too?
SuperDorkySister[11:40 AM]: I hit a tree with the last one
SuperDorkySister[11:40 AM]: yep
SuperDorkySister[11:40 AM]: that's the real trick
EmpAllin [11:40 AM]: i'm glad i have never been dumb enough to hit a tree
SuperDorkySister[11:41 AM]: hey
SuperDorkySister[11:41 AM]: with the top of the truck- the tree was leaning over the street
SuperDorkySister[11:41 AM]: DoubleJBIL did the same thing in a mail truck
EmpAllin [11:42 AM]: lol. you people are on crack
SuperDorkySister[11:42 AM]: 16 shells from a thirty-ought six
EmpAllin [11:42 AM]: and again i am glad i have never been dumb enough to back into a tree
SuperDorkySister[11:42 AM]: uh-huh
SuperDorkySister[11:43 AM]: and then get stuck in the mud
SuperDorkySister[11:43 AM]: :-D
EmpAllin [11:43 AM]: what are you talking about?
SuperDorkySister[11:44 AM]: Customers who wear clothes also shop for:
Clean Underwear from Amazon's Eddie Bauer Store
Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon's Nordstrom Store
Suede Headwraps from Amazon's International Male Store
Cheetah Print Slippers from Amazon's Old Navy Store
For a limited time get $30 to spend at Amazon when you spend $50 in Amazon's new Apparel Store!
huh
SuperDorkySister[11:45 AM]: Customers who wear clothes?
EmpAllin [11:45 AM]: you looking for clean underwear?
SuperDorkySister[11:45 AM]: nope
EmpAllin [11:45 AM]: then you can't shop for clothes at amazon
SuperDorkySister[11:46 AM]: nope
EmpAllin [11:46 AM]: or are you saying i should shop for it with you driving my stuff??
SuperDorkySister[11:46 AM]: I guess
SuperDorkySister[11:47 AM]: A 15 footer should be pokay- how long is the drive fromthere to mom's?
EmpAllin [11:48 AM]: "treat cars like women. take 'em home and strip 'em"
SuperDorkySister[11:48 AM]: what's a pokay?
EmpAllin [11:48 AM]: you slut
EmpAllin [11:48 AM]: you want a 15 footer
SuperDorkySister[11:48 AM]: yep
SuperDorkySister[11:48 AM]: no you do
EmpAllin [11:48 AM]: no i am happy with my 30 ought 6
SuperDorkySister[11:49 AM]: May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
EmpAllin [11:49 AM]: fuck all of that stuff
SuperDorkySister[11:49 AM]: thta was the tom waites song on the computer
EmpAllin [11:50 AM]: i know i was going to use it in my lj last night
SuperDorkySister[11:54 AM]: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
SuperDorkySister[11:54 AM]: gotta go get clothes out of dryer
EmpAllin [11:55 AM]: good you need to settle down
SuperDorkySister[11:55 AM]: huh?
SuperDorkySister[11:55 AM]: >:o
EmpAllin [11:55 AM]: i am about to cut and paste your ass
EmpAllin [11:55 AM]: >_<
SuperDorkySister[11:56 AM]: ouch- I don't think it'll be able to drive after that
EmpAllin [11:56 AM]: oh damn. sorry
SuperDorkySister[11:57 AM]: :-\

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