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( quizzes galore cut due to all of the images )
stolen from
drublood (because omfg she is on lj)
1. How tall are you barefoot?
spot on six foot
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoked it? no. never injected it either.
3. Do you own a gun?
yes i do! yes it is a pellet gun but that is all they will let me own. you bastards!
4. Rehab?
question?
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
i love meeting parents. "bob" knows i have gotten plenty of practice it. its the whole eating them that gets me.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
"mucus and marrow and eyeballs and bile and all the shit from a cow that nobody wants." and i love them. and anyway how can that be made kosher?
7. What's your favorite christmas song?
little hummer boy
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
diet coke and vodka. but they dont let me have the vodka part. you bastards!
9. Do you do push-ups?
not the kind you do in a gym
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
no and i dont think i ever would. and there really arent many i wouldnt try once.
11. Are you vegan?
yes i am. except i eat chicken pork and beef. and i wear leather.
12. Do you like painkillers?
like i have a choice?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
being an ugly assed jerkoff with a small dinky and no job.
14. Do you own a knife?
big ones little one sharp ones dull ones and a few that need not be mention in public.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
i really d
16. Date Of Birth?
5/23/1969 as far as you know
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
i am kinda drowsy
i have an assload of stuff to do
its way too fucking quite in here
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
a lightbulb that i broke before it even got used
four plug outlet cover
glow in the dark vending machine necklace things
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
20. What time did you wake up today?
11:45am
21. Current hair?
dark brown
22. Current worry?
what the big ass tree is going to mess up when it finishes falling
23. Current hate?
everything always
24. Favorite place to be?
the attic
25. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere that there are other people around
26. Where would you like to go?
to infinity and beyond
27. Do you own slippers?
101 dalmations ones
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
uranus
29. Do you burn or tan?
yes
30. Last thing you ate?
a sandwich
31. Would you be a pirate?
what kind of pirate? the one frome fairy tails? the real one from the same time perion? a modern on? a software/music/movie one?
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
the wedding toast on saturday
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
nope i sing when i go poopies in the potty
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the guy that i saw looking in the window one night when i was sleeping on the couch. that is some scary shit.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
a few dollars, receipts, some quarters, pens, keys, a note to myself and a both from the bath tub.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
i have no clue
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
we were too poor to afford any cool fancy ones and the only ones i remember were orange.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
mostly it was just basic kid stuff. a few stiches here and there but no broken bones.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
i am pretty sure it is eight.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
mikey. the pigfucker that he is.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
i would probably saymama2jude.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i should think not
45. What is your favorite book?
the crying of lot 49.
46. What is your favorite candy?
kinder eggs, nads or hugs
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
taps or any standard funeral durge.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
nomeansno - its catching up
or
descendents - sick-o-me
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
hella fuck if i know
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
i dont mind it but i dont get off on it if that is what the question is.
stolen from
drublood (because omfg she is on lj)1. How tall are you barefoot?
spot on six foot
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoked it? no. never injected it either.
3. Do you own a gun?
yes i do! yes it is a pellet gun but that is all they will let me own. you bastards!
4. Rehab?
question?
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
i love meeting parents. "bob" knows i have gotten plenty of practice it. its the whole eating them that gets me.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
"mucus and marrow and eyeballs and bile and all the shit from a cow that nobody wants." and i love them. and anyway how can that be made kosher?
7. What's your favorite christmas song?
little hummer boy
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
diet coke and vodka. but they dont let me have the vodka part. you bastards!
9. Do you do push-ups?
not the kind you do in a gym
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
no and i dont think i ever would. and there really arent many i wouldnt try once.
11. Are you vegan?
yes i am. except i eat chicken pork and beef. and i wear leather.
12. Do you like painkillers?
like i have a choice?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
being an ugly assed jerkoff with a small dinky and no job.
14. Do you own a knife?
big ones little one sharp ones dull ones and a few that need not be mention in public.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
i really d
16. Date Of Birth?
5/23/1969 as far as you know
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
i am kinda drowsy
i have an assload of stuff to do
its way too fucking quite in here
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
a lightbulb that i broke before it even got used
four plug outlet cover
glow in the dark vending machine necklace things
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
20. What time did you wake up today?
11:45am
21. Current hair?
dark brown
22. Current worry?
what the big ass tree is going to mess up when it finishes falling
23. Current hate?
everything always
24. Favorite place to be?
the attic
25. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere that there are other people around
26. Where would you like to go?
to infinity and beyond
27. Do you own slippers?
101 dalmations ones
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
uranus
29. Do you burn or tan?
yes
30. Last thing you ate?
a sandwich
31. Would you be a pirate?
what kind of pirate? the one frome fairy tails? the real one from the same time perion? a modern on? a software/music/movie one?
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
the wedding toast on saturday
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
nope i sing when i go poopies in the potty
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the guy that i saw looking in the window one night when i was sleeping on the couch. that is some scary shit.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
a few dollars, receipts, some quarters, pens, keys, a note to myself and a both from the bath tub.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
i have no clue
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
we were too poor to afford any cool fancy ones and the only ones i remember were orange.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
mostly it was just basic kid stuff. a few stiches here and there but no broken bones.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
i am pretty sure it is eight.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
mikey. the pigfucker that he is.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
i would probably say
mama2jude.43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i should think not
45. What is your favorite book?
the crying of lot 49.
46. What is your favorite candy?
kinder eggs, nads or hugs
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
taps or any standard funeral durge.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
nomeansno - its catching up
or
descendents - sick-o-me
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
hella fuck if i know
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
i dont mind it but i dont get off on it if that is what the question is.
