shes got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce on his italian leather sofa

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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

whatever you say. makes me sound all smooth and shit so all you bitches ladies love me.

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

if there were such a thing as normal i might have problems with that. most people know i am the thing from uranus.

Your Ideal Pet is a Big Dog

You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy. And neither of you seem to mind very slobbery kisses!

What's Your Ideal Pet?

yeah! slobbery kisses kick ass.

Your Blog Should Be Purple

You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything. You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

i may have written a survey or two along the way but i am hardly the type to ever set trends. but then i dont follow them either. and they left out the part about being offensive and not spell checking shit.

Your Heart Is Green

Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out. When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life. Your flirting style: Laid back Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm What you bring to relationships: Balance

What Color Heart Do You Have?

sorry but i dont flirt. i have had that first date a couple of times. and i have had that lover uh once.

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

more than they know about writing working quizzes. narf!

Your Haloween Costume Should Be

An Alien

What Should You Be For Halloween?

an allin alien? i kinda think that has been done before.

You Are A Jealous Ex

You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving on. You're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissed. Jealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go

What Type of Ex Are You?

nope. i am not a jealous ex. a very bitter one but not jealous. and i am never fucking done being pissed off.


i think i just pitched a tent. uuuuhhhhhh, yep.


wait am i being nullified or an i doing the nullifications.


me impish? yeah as often as possible


too bad it is an empty tub.


stolen from drublood (because omfg she is on lj)

1. How tall are you barefoot?
spot on six foot

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoked it? no. never injected it either.

3. Do you own a gun?
yes i do! yes it is a pellet gun but that is all they will let me own. you bastards!

4. Rehab?
question?

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
i love meeting parents. "bob" knows i have gotten plenty of practice it. its the whole eating them that gets me.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
"mucus and marrow and eyeballs and bile and all the shit from a cow that nobody wants." and i love them. and anyway how can that be made kosher?

7. What's your favorite christmas song?
little hummer boy

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
diet coke and vodka. but they dont let me have the vodka part. you bastards!

9. Do you do push-ups?
not the kind you do in a gym

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
no and i dont think i ever would. and there really arent many i wouldnt try once.

11. Are you vegan?
yes i am. except i eat chicken pork and beef. and i wear leather.

12. Do you like painkillers?
like i have a choice?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
being an ugly assed jerkoff with a small dinky and no job.

14. Do you own a knife?
big ones little one sharp ones dull ones and a few that need not be mention in public.

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
i really d

16. Date Of Birth?
5/23/1969 as far as you know

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
i am kinda drowsy
i have an assload of stuff to do
its way too fucking quite in here

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
a lightbulb that i broke before it even got used
four plug outlet cover
glow in the dark vending machine necklace things

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke

20. What time did you wake up today?
11:45am

21. Current hair?
dark brown

22. Current worry?
what the big ass tree is going to mess up when it finishes falling

23. Current hate?
everything always

24. Favorite place to be?
the attic

25. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere that there are other people around

26. Where would you like to go?
to infinity and beyond

27. Do you own slippers?
101 dalmations ones

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
uranus

29. Do you burn or tan?
yes

30. Last thing you ate?
a sandwich

31. Would you be a pirate?
what kind of pirate? the one frome fairy tails? the real one from the same time perion? a modern on? a software/music/movie one?

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
the wedding toast on saturday

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
nope i sing when i go poopies in the potty

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the guy that i saw looking in the window one night when i was sleeping on the couch. that is some scary shit.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
a few dollars, receipts, some quarters, pens, keys, a note to myself and a both from the bath tub.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
i have no clue

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
we were too poor to afford any cool fancy ones and the only ones i remember were orange.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
mostly it was just basic kid stuff. a few stiches here and there but no broken bones.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
i am pretty sure it is eight.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
mikey. the pigfucker that he is.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
i would probably say mama2jude.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i should think not

45. What is your favorite book?
the crying of lot 49.

46. What is your favorite candy?
kinder eggs, nads or hugs

47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
taps or any standard funeral durge.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
nomeansno - its catching up
or
descendents - sick-o-me

49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
hella fuck if i know

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
i dont mind it but i dont get off on it if that is what the question is.