we just get by however we can we all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan

cliff - email me please sir. thank you.

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General Cleaning Tip #007 - She's Definitely A Double Bagger
next time you change trash bags, assuming you know what those are, throw an extra one in the bottom. of the can you crackhead. this way you have one handy when you take the trash out instead of having to go hunting for them when you are already late. it also means that if a bag spings a leak you have less mess to clean out. the more you cook at home the more that becomes an issue. and yes i realize most of you have never cleaned out the bottom of you trash can but take a good long look at it and tel me it doesn't need it.

General Cleaning Tip #008 - Kick Out The Jams Motherfucker
some of the best support you will ever find for cleaning is you favorite music. so fire up your burner and make a cd of your favourite most rockin' tunes. when you start cleaning turn that bitch up til you almost go deaf and clean to the rhythm. and i do mean rockin' songs not the ones that made you cry when you were alone in your room and such. you need the ones that you know every word and every beat to, that you make a complete ass of yourself singing along to when they come on in the car. and while you are at it you should send me a copy of it for giving you such great ideas. another more flexible option is that you could make a winamp playlist just for those long dirty jobs. put about 100 songs on it and put it on random. that way it feels like a radio station that will never exist. you know the one that only plays songs you know and like. the main thing is that you turn off the tv because you don't need the distractions and no one ever needs to watch daytime television.

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pirate song of the moment...
the pirates who don't do anything...still

free and legal* mp3 downloads: R.E.M.hq: EXTRAS-REMix

music trivia question: what is the full and complete name of morrissey of smiths "fame"?

previous trivia answer: where did tre cool of green day get his name from? from a fellow down the street from him named larry livermore (the lookouts, lookout records co-founder and mrr columnist).

*but that is not to say it is necessarily good or bad

you can break my face but you wont change the way i feel

[file under: reviews - movies]

Willard (2003)
you guessed it, another remake. at least they paid tribute to the original better than most remakes even try to do. this would have been better if it had been made as a disney feel good movie. it would not have taken much to alteration. or they could have added more gore to the few deaths that do happen. this movie is not suspensful. it is not gorey at all. they merely go for the 'ick factor' because it is a bunch of rats. or maybe because it's crispin glover in a serious staring role. big mistake. he is an ok actor but really needs to be limited in scene time. charlie's angels was a good example of that and he didn't even speak. in this one he has very serious parts that ended up just not working. there is one were it is so painfully obvious that he is reading cue cards that it is laughable. now if the mouse hadn't interrupted him when he tried to kill himself and it was for real it would have been a much better movie. for the record i am not a fan of horror movies but this does not even begin to qualify as one.
==undecided==

==suck to score rating system exlpained==
score - one of the best movies of the year. an eleven on other scales.
yes - i would recommend this to just about anyone.
undecided - i did not enjoy this but you or someone you know might. or i did enjoy it but can see why some did not.
no - i did not enjoy this and cannot see any reason anyone else ever would.
suck - do not ever watch this, even if it's the only thing on. it is that bad. a negative on other scales.