pull up your head off the floor come up screaming cry out for everything you ever might have wanted

Dishes Tip #003 - We Don't Put Out
if you are making a meal that takes pasta sauce don't soak the dishes with anything plastic. don't even let that toxic red stuff touch anything plastic. if you have to soak the pan (only because you didn't prerinse it after it became empty) place it on the stove or counter and fill it with water as hot as you can get it. boiling even. it also helps to to put a glass cutting board and/or paper towels under it. or you could just make a dish that doesn't stain everything it touches. but never one so tasty.

General Cleaning Tip #002 - Waiting For The Other Foot To Drop
that empty space under your bed is a good place to put your shoes. it keeps them out of the way so that you don't trip over your own feet without your feet in them. it is more sturdy than those very crappy holders they sell at the store. it avoids mass confusion over what pair of shoes belongs to who if you happen to have three people in the same house that have identical, excepting size, pairs of converse chuck taylor all stars. it also means you don't have to search the entire house for those damn 400 hole docs you have that lace up to your waist. not that you have a better place to put those any way. no, they won't fit there.

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questions provided by zardalu in response to this post.

1) the best texture against your fingers tips?
silky fabrics. thettype that your fingers just run right over. to the point that they have almost no real visable texture. skin is always nice too but it can become all yucky so quickly and in so many way.

2) things that irritate or inflame you the most?
me and my own stupidity. i am very good at kicking my own ass over here. other peoples stupidity. sometimes i just laugh at it but most of the time i end up screaming my head off. and in the wrong direction. usually it has to do with directions or products that are either badly written or just flat wrong.

3) tried walking in another mans shoes?
"left one's old and the right one's new
and I bought the right one just for you
go find a man to fit my shoes"
- they might be giants
i wasn't aware that i was but then i suppose everyone is to some extent or another. and thus there is no way out of the quandry.

4) is that you as columbia?? and when/why?
no it is a friend of mine. but the fetish part is something that came into play many years ago. it was actually documented verbally on videotape in 1993. and yeah i have dated a columbia or two. but many years ago when i used to do cast i did do columbia a couple of times but never in full costume. and never in make up. don't know why, just never did.

5) basic response to someone asking you for spare change?
i have change yes but none to spare is what goes thru my head as i just mumble a no. but that is the basic response because sometimes i do give but there are a lot of factors that have to come into play for that to happen.

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Alice suggests...
live journal verses aol/time warner

Jennifer ownz...
the things you see on mulberry street

and i suggest...
this post by phillyglamgoth because some things are just too funny to miss.