i've got no one to blame for every time I feel lame

Singer, Songwriter June Carter Cash Dies
guess that means big john won't be too far behind. dammit.

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!"
"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"

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i stole this one from some unknown lj-user. sorry. my bad.

If I were a stone, I would be:
cement because it is not really a stone. and i am not really anything

If I were a tree, I would be:
bonzi! or a weeping willow if you want a more serious answer

If I were a bird, I would be:
flipping you off? let's go with a mocking bird.

If I were a machine, I would be a:
an srl creation that shoots fire and then self destructs

If I were a tool, I would be:
but i am a tool. a power drill maybe

If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
honeysuckle. now suckle this.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
a thunber storm with lots of noise and pretty lights

If I were a mythical creature, I would be:
a dragon. but i can already breathe fire

If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
a piano. you really have to know me to get me to be able to do what you want. and your fingers would be all up and down me

If I were an animal, I would be:
some kinda bear maybe. or a rhino because the are big, fat and mean

If I were a color, I would be:
black or clear. maybe a really bright pink

If I were an emotion, I would be:
pissed off is what i am

If I were a vegetable, I would be:
in a wheel chair? in the next superman movie?

If I were a sound, I would be:
sonic boom! or something blowing up

If I were an Element, I would be:
fifth. or one of the man made elements

If I were a car, I would be:
a jag. over priced, high maintenace, and excessive

If I were a song, it would be:
sockeye - buttfuck your own face

If I were to trade places with another person, it would be:
fuck chuck but unfucked

If I were a movie, I would be:
road movie to berlin

If I were a food, I would be:
underwear if that counts as a food. creme pie ohterwise

If I were a place, I would be:
some place where you could walk up and down my spine

If I were a material, I would be:
corduroy because it's uncomfortable and makes lots of noise

If I were a taste, I would be:
a metalic aftertaste

If I were a scent, I would be:
roses but that is another issue all on it's own

If I were a religion, I would be:
knock! knock! jahovahs witness. hey, no one like when i come over either

If I were a word, I would be:
dammir dammit dammit

If I were an object, I would be: If I were a body part I would be:
a vibrator or is too deep of an answer

If I were a facial expression I would be:
a scowl. whatelse do you expect from being pissed off so much

If I were a subject in school I would be:
math because i am so difficult

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
foul mouth from tiny toons

If I were a shape I would be an:
a circle because i get around so much

If I were a number I would be:
todays post brought to you by the nubers five and twentythree

If I were a month I would be:
july because it so hot and shit blows up

If I were a day of the week I would be:
wednesday becasue i am stuck in the middle with you

If I were a time of day I would be:
3:30 am because no one wants to be around at that time

If I were a planet I would be:
gotta say ity. uranus because it's large and gasous

If I were a sea animal I would be a:
a whale like the ones i am as big as

If I were a direction I would be:
that way over there

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
a clock so you would always have to look at my face

If I were a sin I would be:
suicide so i guess it's good i am not catholic

If I were a historical figure I would be:
norma jean because that would be as close as i could ever get

If I were a liquid I would be:
spite. now drink me up

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1. What drinking water do you prefer -- tap, bottle, purifier, etc.?
a hundred times over, diet coke. i.do.not.drink.water.ever.

2. What are your favourite flavor of chips?
three more dorritos

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most?
honesly it would probably have to be the lipton noodles. easy to make. very filling. taste good enough.

4. How do you have your eggs?
fertile. surging, peaking, and subsiding. oh, not those kind of eggs. but still my answer stays

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out?
i think it was my mother. it was good but i was sick so it ended up being not so good.
when i was in boston mama2jude fixed two very nice meals that were even eaten at a table. good food. good company. could not have been better. and i need to thank her for point out that big mistake on my part.

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You are a MiniMoog
-Everyone wants you -You are very popular -You have a vintage look and unique personality -You are loved by indie rockers the world over -You are a leader and always get the melody


what synthesizer are you?