i know she's playing with me that's ok because i got no self esteem

ok help me figure out a couple of minor issues. believe me, you don't even want to go near my major issues.

i had a conversation the other day and it was suggested that i should a very niche porn site. i know porn is where the money and could be up to here in cash-flow if i had started running an ethical site porn site when it was first suggest that i start one. i also know that the only thing porn usually does for me is annoy me. basically i have no interest in it. so this site that is being considered would at most be soft core. more arty then raunchy. it wouldn't happen immediately but it could happen pretty quick. it would just be another job. something to pay the bills. so the question is - should i do this niche porn site even though i have no interest in the subject matter?
1-1] yes, it's good money and porn is good
1-2] no, you should find a job you might actually enjoy
1-3] it was her idea, make her do it

for the second question i need to give a basic run down of my computer...
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Operating Systems
FreeDos
Windows 98 SE
Windows XP Professional

System Model
Gateway E-2000 4000792

Drives
239.89 Gigabytes Usable Hard Drive Capacity
121.43 Gigabytes Hard Drive Free Space
WDC WD1200BB-00CAA1 (120.03 GB) [Hard drive] -- drive 0
WDC WD1200BB-00CAA1 (120.03 GB) [Hard drive] -- drive 1
LITE-ON LTR-48246S [CD-ROM drive]
3.5" format removable media [Floppy drive]

Memory Modules
254 Megabytes Installed Memory
Slot 'J6G1' has 128 MB
Slot 'J6G2' has 128 MB

ok now take a good look at that and help me find a name for this bitch. i have come up with a few but i am very open to suggestion. it does have to be a female name though. i would prefer ir not be something sci-fi related because too many system already fit that bill. make you selection now.
2-1] Babs
2-2] Daria
2-3] Hopey
2-4] Nell
2-5] other...please explain.

thank you for making my decisions for me.

and another thing...i have been trying to keep the longer stories and pieces in one place. so if you want to see all of the stories, or think that maybe you missed one you should look at my 'memories'. as it stands these are the longer stories, so the stories that are only one post are not included. i may eventually make a category for single post stories. this will come in handy since so many of the stories cross paths. as if anybody is going to read all of them. or any of them for that matter.

and another thing...i have some DP lj icons done that someone wanted. now the question is 'who wanted then?'

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long live the people who aim above all the simple stuff never understood

ok i have mad enough references to certain Bill Hicks quotes, using his words to express my opinions on this supposed war. so i think i should put the quotes up here for all to see.

"i am so sick of this whole deal. we arm the world. we arm these countries then we send over troops to blow the shit out of them. we're like the bullies of the world right now."

"don't tell me this - the military protects our freedom. hey ladies and gentlemen there ain't no one out there who is a fucking threat to us, ok. they don't exist. i'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first. all right, if you want to split hairs, you've got a point. Bill what about the nations we sell arms to and then go blow the fuck out of? ok, they might be scary for about a day. we give them the old weapons, we use the new weapons on them, you know. fucking Iraq found that out, huh? You have the scud, we have the patriot. the scud times two, you fucks."

"they find out that, you know, Bush has been selling weapons to Iraq since whenever and we know that. i knew that during the Persian Gulf war. those intelligence reports would come in. Iraq, incredible weapons. incredible. weapons. who do ya'll know that? well, we looked at the receipt. but as soon as that check clears we're going in. what time's the bank open, eight? we're going in at nine. for god and country and he's a hitler and hey look a fetus whatever you need. lets go. whatever you the apathetic, docile masses need to get behind."

"they had a big weapons catalog opened up. what's g-12 do, tommy? let's see, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth. helps us pay for the war effort. well fuck pull that one up. pull up g-12 please. cool. what's g-13 do?"

"it was so scary watching the news. how they built it all out of proportion. like Iraq was ever or could ever possibly under any stretch of the the imagination be a threat to us. what so ever. but watching the news you never would have got that idea. remember how it started/ they kept talking about the elite republican guard in these hushed tones like these men were the boogie men or something. yeah we're doing well now but we have yet to face the elite republican guard. like these guys were twelve feet tall, dessert warriors. never lost a battle. we shit bullets. yeah well after two months of continuous carpet bombing and not one reaction at all from them they became simply the republican guard. not nearly as elite as we may have led you to believe. and after another month of bombing they went from the elite republican guard to the republican guard to the republicans made this shit up about there being guards out there. we hope you enjoyed your fireworks show. it was so pretty and it took our minds of domestic issues."

i think about the dirt that i'll be wearing for a shirt and i hope that i get old before i die

a bunch of us were at Alexi's one night. we were all just sitting around the room talking. i was sitting on the floor and getting annoyed. Steve H kept standing in front of me. he was walking around like he was teaching a class or something. so i start looking around for an answer to this problem. i see a can of aqua net with in reach. so i grab it. i then start doing hand motions trying to get someone to give me a lighter. i think i was the only one of all these high schoolers that didn't smoke, but it was a matter of someone actually giving me a lighter. finally someone tosses one to me. i sat there kinda fiddling with it so that Steve's train of thought passes right past it. i had placed the aqua net behind me in case he turned around to look. so he goes on when his spiel. so i quickly spay his boot down with the aqua net and light it before he has time to question it. almost immediately someone interrupts him to let him know he is on fire. he gets it put out and swings several kicks against me. i was laughing so hard that i didn't even feel them. very shortly after that Alexi's mother yells up the stairs to ask if someone is smoking up there. she replies with and a negative answer as we all begin to fail at withholding out laughter. then someone mumbles something about smoldering maybe but not smoking and we all completely loose it right there.

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one of the electives i took my sophomore year in high school was an art classes. most of these kids had friends in the class that they sat next to. i never really had any friends that went to the same school as me so i just grabbed an empty seat. i ended up setting next to someone who was just as cynical as i was but so much smarter, Steve L. we talked a little but it was one action that really broke the ice. i was working on something that required me to be using this little craft knife thing. it was this ugly orange thing with a retractable blade. so we are sitting there working on our stuff and talking. then i turn to him and say, "hey Steve." as he looks up i run the knife into his side. he raises his arm and reaches for his wound. it was at that point that he realize that i had flipped it around in my hand so that the blade was actually pointed in my direction. then the profanities came forth. but he said them with a smile. for some reason every time i had a knife in my hand in that class several people got a little tense and nervous. as if i actually had stabbed him. weird the way that works.

we tease him a lot because we've got him on the spot

1. What was the first band you saw in concert?
there is a single post story coming on this but it was instagtors, detenators, and 151 black bats when i was like 15 or so.

2. Who is your favorite artist/band now?
well i have been listen to a lot of jahn mayer and dr hook latey but my favorites change by the moment

3. What's your favorite song?
could i maybe make you a list later on. but going through my head right now is the magic store from the muppet movie

4. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
i already answered the seriously with piano several times before so this time my answer is a wet harmonica

5. If you could meet any musical icon (past or present), who would it be and why?
well lets see, thaat icon part is thrrowing me off a little. i already met enough of them that it is tainting my answer. but it would be nice to chit chat with bob dylan or iggy pop again. longer conversation on deeper topics. maybe i could say henry rollins but i don't know if he fits the icon part