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empallinfirst a joke I got via an email list which provides a good way to get out of conversations and then some links, sent by friends, that I really want to look into later but thought other people might enjoy as well. I will have some more pictures, from a variety of sources and situations, coming up soon. And the driving story will get finished but the last mile is always the hardest mile. Still not sure where I am going to end it but I think it will be with a very angelic moment.
Making conversation
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you something, first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-t?"
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The Fun Links
FreakHole.com
You really need to have a strong stomach for this one. Vey similar to Rotten and just as much fun. I mean just as gross. Porn, funny or gross. What options. It's like a trip to Blockbuster or something. And let me add that even though I call it cocksucker video, I still love that chain. For so many reasons.
HOT AIR: Postal Experiments
A nice tear down of the United States Postal Service. A very interesting read. A nice selection of items as well. I want to go back and look at the rest of the site. I probably need to print this and, well, mail it to aa few people who would find it realy interesting. Makes me wonder how many items I have never received.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
I will let this one speak for its own crazy self...
This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the
average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs,
how to make and use them, and general information about
related subjects.
Making conversation
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you something, first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-t?"
--------------------------------------------------------
Please enjoy Funny-Stuff responsibly! Pass it around!!! Email: funny-stuff-subscribe-request@home.ease.lsoft.com. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! Stay healthy!
The Fun Links
FreakHole.com
You really need to have a strong stomach for this one. Vey similar to Rotten and just as much fun. I mean just as gross. Porn, funny or gross. What options. It's like a trip to Blockbuster or something. And let me add that even though I call it cocksucker video, I still love that chain. For so many reasons.
HOT AIR: Postal Experiments
A nice tear down of the United States Postal Service. A very interesting read. A nice selection of items as well. I want to go back and look at the rest of the site. I probably need to print this and, well, mail it to aa few people who would find it realy interesting. Makes me wonder how many items I have never received.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
I will let this one speak for its own crazy self...
This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the
average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs,
how to make and use them, and general information about
related subjects.
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first a joke I got via an email list which provides a good way to get out of conversations and then some links, sent by friends, that I really want to look into later but thought other people might enjoy as well. I will have some more pictures, from a variety of sources and situations, coming up soon. And the driving story will get finished but the last mile is always the hardest mile. Still not sure where I am going to end it but I think it will be with a very angelic moment.
<B>Making conversation</B>
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you something, first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-t?"
--------------------------------------------------------
Please enjoy Funny-Stuff responsibly! Pass it around!!! Email: funny-stuff-subscribe-request@home.ease.lsoft.com. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! Stay healthy!
<B>The Fun Links</B>
<a href="http://www.freakhole.com/" target="fhole">FreakHole.com</a>
You really need to have a strong stomach for this one. Vey similar to <a href="http://www.rotten.com/" target="roten">Rotten</a> and just as much fun. I mean just as gross. Porn, funny or gross. What options. It's like a trip to <a href="http://www.blockbuster.com/" target="rentd">Blockbuster</a> or something. And let me add that even though I call it cocksucker video, I still love that chain. For so many reasons.
<a href="http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html" target="maild">HOT AIR: Postal Experiments</a>
A nice tear down of the <a href="http://www.usps.com" target="mailr">United States Postal Service</a>. A very interesting read. A nice selection of items as well. I want to go back and look at the rest of the site. I probably need to print this and, well, mail it to aa few people who would find it realy interesting. Makes me wonder how many items I have never received.
<a href="http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html" target="wtfAF">Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie</a>
I will let this one speak for its own crazy self...
<I>This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the
average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs,
how to make and use them, and general information about
related subjects.</I>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1581603762/qid=1041820400/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-3731660-2921620" foilr"_blank">Amazon.com: Books: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids</a>
The book to go along with the above site. I would ask if people actually buy this stuff but I am thinking about it. So let me ask this, do people actually believe the stuff? Ok, I am crazy (and paranoid) but I am no where near going over that line. Some things really scare me. Mostly harmless my ass.
<a href="http://geocities.com/necrotonz1/" target="necro">The Necro Tonz</a>
An overly goth band from Dallas, TX. Could be very interesting. I would like to order one of their cd's but I see no way to do it online. Damn shame. An even bigger shame is that it is a GeoCities site. Welcome to pop-up and in-frame hell. Somebody tell them to move to something better, like <a href="http://www.tripo.com/" target="tripo">Tripod</a>. Anything is better than GeoCities/Angelfire.
<a href="http://www.peapoddesign.net/main/index.html" target="gimme">Peapod Design- Fractals, Linkware/Websets, Buttons, Wallpaper, Desktop Images, BladePro Presets and more...</a>
One of the thing I love in life is when good <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/main.html" target="psone">Photoshop</a> junkies give their stuff away. Some very nice stuff to get your hands on if you have a site/page. Also good for using as desktop wallpaper. For those who are wondering, I use the term 'photoshop junkies' because, yes, we recognize our own kind when we see one.
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<B>Making conversation</B>
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you something, first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-t?"
--------------------------------------------------------
Please enjoy Funny-Stuff responsibly! Pass it around!!! Email: funny-stuff-subscribe-request@home.ease.lsoft.com. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! Stay healthy!
<B>The Fun Links</B>
<a href="http://www.freakhole.com/" target="fhole">FreakHole.com</a>
You really need to have a strong stomach for this one. Vey similar to <a href="http://www.rotten.com/" target="roten">Rotten</a> and just as much fun. I mean just as gross. Porn, funny or gross. What options. It's like a trip to <a href="http://www.blockbuster.com/" target="rentd">Blockbuster</a> or something. And let me add that even though I call it cocksucker video, I still love that chain. For so many reasons.
<a href="http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html" target="maild">HOT AIR: Postal Experiments</a>
A nice tear down of the <a href="http://www.usps.com" target="mailr">United States Postal Service</a>. A very interesting read. A nice selection of items as well. I want to go back and look at the rest of the site. I probably need to print this and, well, mail it to aa few people who would find it realy interesting. Makes me wonder how many items I have never received.
<a href="http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html" target="wtfAF">Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie</a>
I will let this one speak for its own crazy self...
<I>This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the
average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs,
how to make and use them, and general information about
related subjects.</I>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1581603762/qid=1041820400/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-3731660-2921620" foilr"_blank">Amazon.com: Books: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids</a>
The book to go along with the above site. I would ask if people actually buy this stuff but I am thinking about it. So let me ask this, do people actually believe the stuff? Ok, I am crazy (and paranoid) but I am no where near going over that line. Some things really scare me. Mostly harmless my ass.
<a href="http://geocities.com/necrotonz1/" target="necro">The Necro Tonz</a>
An overly goth band from Dallas, TX. Could be very interesting. I would like to order one of their cd's but I see no way to do it online. Damn shame. An even bigger shame is that it is a GeoCities site. Welcome to pop-up and in-frame hell. Somebody tell them to move to something better, like <a href="http://www.tripo.com/" target="tripo">Tripod</a>. Anything is better than GeoCities/Angelfire.
<a href="http://www.peapoddesign.net/main/index.html" target="gimme">Peapod Design- Fractals, Linkware/Websets, Buttons, Wallpaper, Desktop Images, BladePro Presets and more...</a>
One of the thing I love in life is when good <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/main.html" target="psone">Photoshop</a> junkies give their stuff away. Some very nice stuff to get your hands on if you have a site/page. Also good for using as desktop wallpaper. For those who are wondering, I use the term 'photoshop junkies' because, yes, we recognize our own kind when we see one.
[this post has been edited (4) times so far. crap!]
