your plan was to sweep the world off its feet now you sweep the garage for the neighbors to see

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Praise "Bob"! by stateofmind_77
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favorite word
manifestation of "bob"
subliminal message waiting for you here:	http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet.html
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You scored as alternative. You're partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there - you're the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don't take drugs ok? </td> alternative 75% Middle Class 58% Lower Class 54% Upper middle Class 42% Luxurious Upper Class 33% What Social Status are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Very Kinky You are 36% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 19% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

Dance the night away by karchan85
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What you Look like
The Music	Blues
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Your Goth Club Outing... by mistresscarlett
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Wears vinyl pants
Enters, and stuns the room
Breaks something on the dancefloor
Wears a corset
Bounces uncontrollably
Gets lost in the bathroom
Has glowsticks
Has their photo taken for 'Goth Nation'
Pretends to be a Real Vampire
Gets in a fight with security and loses
Gets in a fight with security and wins
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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a very nice pair of shoes with lots of good leather left on them that someone was just going to throw away.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	mama2jude
And the two of you will proceed to...	do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.
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You scored 70% for basic knowledge, 79% for advanced knowledge, 43% for perverted knowledge and 38% for obscure knowledge

Well assuming I made the questions well and you didn't simply guess well, we should now know how much you've learn't from sex columns, the internet and friends and family about fetishes and sex, at least compared to me and other takers in a statistically crappy test since I did it off the top of my head, but I tried, I swear...

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on Basic You scored higher than 80% on Advanced You scored higher than 20% on Perverse You scored higher than 60% on Obscure

Link: The Fetish Knowledge Test written by Dunatis2000 on Ok Cupid

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How Should Your LJ Friends Comment in This Entry? LiveJournal Username How many comments have you left today? A secret must be told to you by: mama2jude A compliment must be left by: heymaggie However, a complaint about you should be left by: pandorahope Some song lyrics should be posted for you to guess, by: heymaggie Also, a memory of you should be posted by: jeffreykins Ten words that bring you to mind must be posted by: fnord_modular A haiku (5, 7, 5) should be written about you by: pkcolumbia An "anonymous" comment should be left by: araidhe Quiz created by UmbrellaGirl at BlogQuiz.Net

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My Hippy Pagan Name is Hairy Decaying Walking Mountain.
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