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empallinthis holiday season - porn orchard
oh give me a noose
i can hang from the tree
i need no excuse
to end my misery
this holiday season
is all the more reason
to die.
oh pull up a stool
lend an ear to a fool
who once found some solice
in the season of yule
this holiday season
is all the more reason
to cry.
i put on my mittens
one green and one red
and i walk alone
where they bury the dead
the snow falls as i grieve
it's a gothic death rock
christmas eve.
the bottle is empty
the sleigh has a flat
the stripper in my bed
is ugly and fat
her tassles are tangled
and once more my jingle
won't jangle
this time of the year
makes me sick to my guts
all this good cheer
is a pain in the nuts
when it's your career
to be down in the dumps
tidings of comfort and joy
really suck
i feel like st. nicholas
is pulling my leg
this thing we call christmas
is a sorry black plague
this holiday season
is all the more reason
all the more reason
to die
and with that i wish you a hairy mistress and a slappy new year and stuff. and yes the cards did get mailed.
