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empallinalmost started working on 'the story of a gun' again yesterday. maybe today after i get lights. lights being light bulbs and cigarettes. which leads to an interesting math problem.
if all takes 200mg of wellbutrin sr but smokes a pack a day but the last pack he bought was on saturday how many does he have to last until 10:00 am when the cigarette store opens? if you said zero you are WRONG! if you said 'well he should have a whole pack left' then you can give yourself half credit the correct answer is two. if you said allin would never quit smoking you may very soon be choking on those words. or laughing you ass off as i choke on mine.
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dear g i jodie,
who is charles? and why do you talk to him so much?
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Which OS are You?
hey at least i didn't end up as windows me. and in other tech news...earlier tonight i finally plugged in a toshiba 286 portable that my mother came across some time ago. the basics are something like this. it is heavy and old as all hell. it has a monochrome orange display. it is y2k compliant - which was very surprising. the cmos battery is dead. it is running windows 3.0. it is almost all stock windows installation except for a logitech mouse driver, the lunar lander game (possible stock), and something called simusa. simusa seems to want to identify itself as a packet sniffing utility. whatever that is. and last but not leat it has been upgraded to included the larger size hard drive and a token ring network card. in short, im in love.
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interesting but owwwww!
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why i don't get to write scripts for commercials....
when is a diet pill worth $153 plus shipping and handling?
when it is made with real crack
why aren't you hungover? you drank more than i did.
i'm a lush
so that's why your still here
i said a lush, not a slut. i'm an alcoholic.
so you don't take chaser?
nope i just stay drunk all the time. you think this is just coffee i'm drinking?
choke on that you cheeseball muthafukas
if all takes 200mg of wellbutrin sr but smokes a pack a day but the last pack he bought was on saturday how many does he have to last until 10:00 am when the cigarette store opens? if you said zero you are WRONG! if you said 'well he should have a whole pack left' then you can give yourself half credit the correct answer is two. if you said allin would never quit smoking you may very soon be choking on those words. or laughing you ass off as i choke on mine.
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dear g i jodie,
who is charles? and why do you talk to him so much?
*********************
Which OS are You?
hey at least i didn't end up as windows me. and in other tech news...earlier tonight i finally plugged in a toshiba 286 portable that my mother came across some time ago. the basics are something like this. it is heavy and old as all hell. it has a monochrome orange display. it is y2k compliant - which was very surprising. the cmos battery is dead. it is running windows 3.0. it is almost all stock windows installation except for a logitech mouse driver, the lunar lander game (possible stock), and something called simusa. simusa seems to want to identify itself as a packet sniffing utility. whatever that is. and last but not leat it has been upgraded to included the larger size hard drive and a token ring network card. in short, im in love.
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interesting but owwwww!
*********************
why i don't get to write scripts for commercials....
when is a diet pill worth $153 plus shipping and handling?
when it is made with real crack
why aren't you hungover? you drank more than i did.
i'm a lush
so that's why your still here
i said a lush, not a slut. i'm an alcoholic.
so you don't take chaser?
nope i just stay drunk all the time. you think this is just coffee i'm drinking?
choke on that you cheeseball muthafukas
