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[file under: reviews - movies]
==suck to score rating system exlpained==
score - one of the best movies of the year. an eleven on other scales.
yes - i would recommend this to just about anyone.
undecided - i did not enjoy this but you or someone you know might. or i did enjoy it but can see why some did not.
no - i did not enjoy this and cannot see any reason anyone else ever would.
suck - do not ever watch this, even if it's the only thing on. it is that bad. a negative on other scales.
[file under: reviews - movies]
Bad Santa (2003)
you're not got going to shit right for a week after seeing this. it was actually funnier than it looked. it was nice to see john ritters last movie be one where he plays a very comediac role. he is a store manager that is so uptight about language the he has to spell out shit rather than saying. and shit is said a lot in this film. if you have ever wondered what i am like this would be a place to see an example. cigarette in one hand, bottle in the other and a mouth that would make a sailor blush. they even pull out a couple of words that are fairly unique to my vocabulary like fuckstick and assclown. that was kinda awkward. so if that does not clue you into the fact that this is not a family film maybe the killings will. or maybe you need to know about the slow motion gunning down of santa. yeah they shoot an unarmed santa multiple time in the back in front of children. must be new york cops. most of the humor in this film will be in bad taste to one person or another but that does not make it any less funny. one of the most wrong moments is the girl screaming "fuck me santa" over and over and over. now i am off to explore some mountains.
==yes==
you're not got going to shit right for a week after seeing this. it was actually funnier than it looked. it was nice to see john ritters last movie be one where he plays a very comediac role. he is a store manager that is so uptight about language the he has to spell out shit rather than saying. and shit is said a lot in this film. if you have ever wondered what i am like this would be a place to see an example. cigarette in one hand, bottle in the other and a mouth that would make a sailor blush. they even pull out a couple of words that are fairly unique to my vocabulary like fuckstick and assclown. that was kinda awkward. so if that does not clue you into the fact that this is not a family film maybe the killings will. or maybe you need to know about the slow motion gunning down of santa. yeah they shoot an unarmed santa multiple time in the back in front of children. must be new york cops. most of the humor in this film will be in bad taste to one person or another but that does not make it any less funny. one of the most wrong moments is the girl screaming "fuck me santa" over and over and over. now i am off to explore some mountains.
==yes==
==suck to score rating system exlpained==
score - one of the best movies of the year. an eleven on other scales.
yes - i would recommend this to just about anyone.
undecided - i did not enjoy this but you or someone you know might. or i did enjoy it but can see why some did not.
no - i did not enjoy this and cannot see any reason anyone else ever would.
suck - do not ever watch this, even if it's the only thing on. it is that bad. a negative on other scales.
