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little shrill voices - a case of curiosities
like the new counter?
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name four bad habits you have:
1.) smoking
2.) apathy
3.) sleeping
4.) beathing
name four things that you wish you had:
1. money
2. job
3. divorce
4. skills to pay the bills
name four Scents You Love:
1. tea rose
2. roses
3. gasoline
4. lavender
name four people that know you the best:
1.
2.
3. mc cliffy d
4.
name four things you'd never wear:
1. anything orange
2. a corset
3. a speedo
4. spandex
name four things you are thinking about now:
1.
2. dinner
3. needing new music
4. this song playing (domestic science club - talk to me) and how they became the dixie chicks
name four things that you did yesterday:
1. overslept
2. cooked pork chop that came out pretty damn good
3. read parts of 3 diferent books
4. talked to mikey
name four last four things you have bought:
1. video tape
2. measuring spoons/cups
3. 1" binder
4. grab bag
name four bands/groups most people don't know you like:
1. dixie chicks
2. skincage
3. bj thomas
4. fun boy three
name four drinks you regularly drink:
1. diet coke
2. tea
3. milk
4. diet coke and milk
first grade teacher's name?
mrs evans until she had to leave to have her baby
last words you said:
ok thanks
last song you sang?
the theme to angel
last person you hugged?
last thing you laughed at?
eris in the new alaaddin movie
last time you said 'i love you' and meant it?
today
last time you cried?
today
what's in your cd player?
a whole lot of nothing
what color socks are you wearing?
black as usual
what's under your bed?
what else but boots. big ones too.
what time did you wake up today?
7:30 or so and not by choice
current taste?
same as usual...djarum special vs diet coke
current hair?
messy and dirty
current clothes?
blue fancy pants, socks and black ls insufficient memory t-shirt
current annoyance?
the hung over feeling the medication gives me
current longing?
stability of several kinds
current desktop picture?
a sink drain as in where my life is
current worry?
stability of several kinds
current hate?
everything as always
favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
the eyes speak so softly
last cd you bought?
it's been so long that i don't remember.
favorite place to be?
the park by the arch maybe. parks in general
least favorite place?
the upper west side
if you could play an instrument?
piano and then i could play others easily
favorite color?
clear. and it is so a color
do you believe in an afterlife?
not no but hell if i know
how tall are you?
6 foot 6 inches and i do mean 6 inches
current favorite word/saying?
favorite season?
winter when its all cold and wet and messy and pretty
one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
that would have to be joyce.
favorite day?
splatter day
where would you like to go?
to infinity and beyond
what is your career going to be like?
i doubt i will ever have one. jobs yes but not a career.
how many kids do you want?
80 ought to do it. and i'll name them all george foreman
favorite car?
:-| say it slowly with me...jaguar xj12
a random lyric:
"time goes by I can feel myself growing old
burning inside makin' this boy turn out cold
What's wrong, What's right
I don't care when I hate my life
What's wrong, What's right
y'know people don't care when they hate their life
but how can I explain personal pain"
- violent femmes, 36-24-36
"If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect "
- offsping, staring at the sun

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| What is your favorite color hair on a member of the opposite sex?: | see thru |
| Who is your daddy, and what does he do?: | yeah and he's big and rich unlike you |
| What's your favorite coin operated machine?: | the gum machines in the batroom |
| Can you sing the speed racer theme song?: | he's a demon on wheeeeeeeeeeels |
| What's your favorite old nondisney/nonlooney tunes cartoon character?: | there are others? |
| How do you feel about the government?: | it's all lies i tell you |
| If you had one wish, what would it be?: | for 1000 more wishes |
| Would you enjoy a riot?: | i am a one man riot |
| Is the word "fuck" funny?: | fuck yeah |
| What are your feelings on techno remixes?: | gotta love em when there done right |
| Canada or Canadia?: | potatoe |
| Would you rather be canadian or mexican?: | prolly canadian because it's colder |
| How much do you weigh?: | more than you actually |
| Could your mom beat up your dad?: | more than likely |
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You entered: 6/4/1971
You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 1*.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441106.5.
The golden number** for 1971 is 15.
The epact number*** for 1971 is 3.
The year 1971 was not a leap year.
As of 11/20/2003 4:05:09 PM CST
You are 32 years old.
You are 389 months old.
You are 1,694 weeks old.
You are 11,857 days old.
You are 284,584 hours old.
You are 17,075,045 minutes old.
You are 1,024,502,709 seconds old.
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*1
The Life Path 1 drive in this life is characterized by individualist desires, independence, and the need for personal attainment. The purpose to be fulfilled on this Life Path is that of becoming independent. This is a two part learning process; first, you must learn to stand on your own two feet and learn not to depend on others. After you are indeed free and independent, you must learn to be a leader. Many of our Generals, corporate leaders, and political leaders are men and women having the Life Path number 1. The 1 always has the potential for greatness as a leader, but they may fail as a follower. Many 1's spend most of their lives shaking off their dependent side. When this happens, there is little time left for enjoying the rewards to be gained through independence. The individual with Life Path 1 has to overcome an environment in which it is very easy to be dependent, and difficult to be independent.
A person with positive 1 traits abounds in creative inspiration, and possesses the enthusiasm and drive to accomplish a great deal. Your drive and potential for action comes directly from the enormous depth of strength you have. This is both the physical and inner varieties of strength. With this strength comes utter determination and the capability to lead. As a natural leader you have a flair for taking charge of any situation. Highly original, you may have talents as an inventor or innovator of some sort. In any work that you choose, your independent attitude can show through. You have very strong personal needs and desires, and you feel it is always necessary to follow your own convictions. You are ambitious, and either understand or must learn the need for aggressive action to promote yourself. Although you may hide the fact for social reasons, you are highly self-centered and demand to have your way in most circumstances.
When the 1 Life Path person is not fully developed and expressing the negative side of this number, the demeanor may appear very dependent rather than independent. If you are expressing this negative trait of the number 1, you are likely to be very dissatisfied with your circumstances, and long for self-sufficiency. This is defined as the weak or dependent side of the negative 1 Life Path. On the strong side of this negative curve, the 1 energy can become too self-serving, selfish and egotistical. Over-confidence and impatience mark this individual.
**Golden Number:
A number showing the year of the lunar or Metonic cycle. It is reckoned from 1 to 19, and is so called from having formerly been written in the calendar in gold.
***Epact Number:
The moon's age at the beginning of the calendar year, or the number of days by which the last new moon has preceded the beginning of the year.