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in happier news i got a pos laptop from alice the camel that will serve all needed purposes. got the software on it that needs to be there last night. today is chrging batteries. tomarrow it shakes the hands of duct tape and spray paint. it is going to look worse than you might think. maybe i can find duckies and bunnies to stencil on it. or maybe fish stickers. either would be cool. yeah like anything i ever do could ever be anything remotely close to cool.
in collecting the software for it i realized that i have to make a mirror for one of the pieces of freeware i use a lot. it is a nice little text editor called nfodiz that has saved my ass on a number of occasions but is hard as hell to find. i can't even provide a link that i am certian would last more that a week. matter of fact i had to get it from a russian site. i do not speak the language.
all that aside it now means that i can work on my stories and books in longer more comfortable settings. that means more real reading instead of long ass polls that no one ever reads any way. it means i can work harder on my writng. it means that alice is thanked via package. a huge one.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
at some random person driving
2. What is your weapon of choice?
trip wires
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
how else am i suppose to get any action?
4. How about of the same sex?
you want a blow by blow account or something?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
prolly my sister or something
6. What is your pet peeve?
pet pee? ewwwwww. honesty is all or nothing with me
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i wear them proudly like badges of honor but i can work around them usually. forgive but not forget
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
write for an hour and read for half that
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
two days later
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
gi jodie but she is in a new place so i am sure she is busy making new friends. and fuckstick
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
i don't feel like it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
several times in one night as much as i watch any television
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
never on machines but that is an off question
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
people don't have snooze buttons unfortunealy
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
prolly red bull or the like
2. Meat eaters, white meat or dark meat?
anything cooked enough for the fork to go right through
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting?
2 bottles of smirnoff one of gordans citrus vodka and two 40's of colt 45
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
do i look like i need to?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
actually yes i do. it fluctuates way too much
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
sweets my sweet or anything that tatses good
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
said it yes. a lot even. really meant it? never
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies or family)?
twenty to 30 have witnessed that horror
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians or family)?
beats the hell out of me. depends on what you call naked
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest or crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
am i not a male of the species?
4. Have you "done it" & if so how old were you the first time?
uhhh yeah i have and i was 17. and she was 16. or so she said.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
right below the stomach but above the crotch with very light touches
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
several times and always said no thank you. don't want any extra special happy meal prizes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yes on both accounts and at once even.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
about this many. nada.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
crate and barrel. let's here it for dish porn
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
get everything paid off, get a car. get into school and drop most of the rest into stocks and bonds.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
you can buy all the fame you want with enough money so that would be yes to both
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
that is just about every job that really pays the bills
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
i stole and kiss once and that got me nowhere but then yes i have
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
12,000ish. i encode yes but i do not share so blow me
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
stayed alive this long. but i think i am over that now
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
enrolled in college on my own will and money
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
break into the big picture. really. but how?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
second place is an honor to the last place i normally get
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
not that i am aware of
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
yeah the purity test. and prolly other things
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
some electrical work at my moths's so that her porch now kind works. it works but it just doesn't shut off
ENVY
1. What item (or person) would you most want that your friends have?
everybody together. say it with me. a child but i know i am not yet ready.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
i am trying not to think about that horrible show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
i have no idea and really could never say because the answer would be too changable.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes. yes i have. thanks for the reminder.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yeah i want webbed feet.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
eyes that are one colour instead of these mood ones i have.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
not a fucking chance
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
mine would have to be pride. you know i have so fucking much of that shit
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in happier news i got a pos laptop from alice the camel that will serve all needed purposes. got the software on it that needs to be there last night. today is chrging batteries. tomarrow it shakes the hands of duct tape and spray paint. it is going to look worse than you might think. maybe i can find duckies and bunnies to stencil on it. or maybe fish stickers. either would be cool. yeah like anything i ever do could ever be anything remotely close to cool.
in collecting the software for it i realized that i have to make a mirror for one of the pieces of freeware i use a lot. it is a nice little text editor called nfodiz that has saved my ass on a number of occasions but is hard as hell to find. i can't even provide a link that i am certian would last more that a week. matter of fact i had to get it from a russian site. i do not speak the language.
all that aside it now means that i can work on my stories and books in longer more comfortable settings. that means more real reading instead of long ass polls that no one ever reads any way. it means i can work harder on my writng. it means that alice is thanked via package. a huge one.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
at some random person driving
2. What is your weapon of choice?
trip wires
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
how else am i suppose to get any action?
4. How about of the same sex?
you want a blow by blow account or something?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
prolly my sister or something
6. What is your pet peeve?
pet pee? ewwwwww. honesty is all or nothing with me
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i wear them proudly like badges of honor but i can work around them usually. forgive but not forget
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
write for an hour and read for half that
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
two days later
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
gi jodie but she is in a new place so i am sure she is busy making new friends. and fuckstick
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
i don't feel like it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
several times in one night as much as i watch any television
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
never on machines but that is an off question
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
people don't have snooze buttons unfortunealy
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
prolly red bull or the like
2. Meat eaters, white meat or dark meat?
anything cooked enough for the fork to go right through
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting?
2 bottles of smirnoff one of gordans citrus vodka and two 40's of colt 45
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
do i look like i need to?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
actually yes i do. it fluctuates way too much
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
sweets my sweet or anything that tatses good
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
said it yes. a lot even. really meant it? never
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies or family)?
twenty to 30 have witnessed that horror
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians or family)?
beats the hell out of me. depends on what you call naked
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest or crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
am i not a male of the species?
4. Have you "done it" & if so how old were you the first time?
uhhh yeah i have and i was 17. and she was 16. or so she said.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
right below the stomach but above the crotch with very light touches
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
several times and always said no thank you. don't want any extra special happy meal prizes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yes on both accounts and at once even.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
about this many. nada.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
crate and barrel. let's here it for dish porn
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
get everything paid off, get a car. get into school and drop most of the rest into stocks and bonds.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
you can buy all the fame you want with enough money so that would be yes to both
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
that is just about every job that really pays the bills
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
i stole and kiss once and that got me nowhere but then yes i have
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
12,000ish. i encode yes but i do not share so blow me
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
stayed alive this long. but i think i am over that now
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
enrolled in college on my own will and money
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
break into the big picture. really. but how?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
second place is an honor to the last place i normally get
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
not that i am aware of
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
yeah the purity test. and prolly other things
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
some electrical work at my moths's so that her porch now kind works. it works but it just doesn't shut off
ENVY
1. What item (or person) would you most want that your friends have?
everybody together. say it with me. a child but i know i am not yet ready.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
i am trying not to think about that horrible show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
i have no idea and really could never say because the answer would be too changable.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes. yes i have. thanks for the reminder.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yeah i want webbed feet.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
eyes that are one colour instead of these mood ones i have.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
not a fucking chance
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
mine would have to be pride. you know i have so fucking much of that shit
