100 questions
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empallin100 Question poll swiped 
gozirah from who got it from...
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie full of lint
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
no. thank you.
3. Have you ever written a song?
many. recorded some stoff to but would not really call them songs.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
if you want it in pennies or food stamps.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
that's were i lost my virginity. no, really.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
all the time.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
that or mayo smoothering them.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
nope but i can stick out my tounge and touch my nose
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
i was a cub scout but never ate my first brownie
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
take a good long look at me. all. the. time.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
that really happens. people are dumb.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
my own stupidity
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?
gotta drink it all but i don't like straws so no
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
uh yeah all the time. see above.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
you mom.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
take a good long look at me. are. you. high?
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
your mom.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
True or False: Negativland
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it?
yes i call it your mom
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
nope, i just yank it out
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
do, and eat and drink and talk. i'm pretty active when i'm asleep.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's?
several. want to do that again.
23. Can you flip your eyelids up?
ewww. that just sounds gross.
24. Are you double jointed?
no, i don't do the whole pot thing
25. If you could be any age, what would you be?
23 and holding. your mom.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
who the hell hasn't?
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
nope but then i am not prone to riding them
28. What is your dream car?
jagular as if that hasn't been covered a billion times
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
oh hell yeah and with a chuck of meat in my hand. your mom.
31. How many cavities do you have?
beats me. ask your mom.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
no but i have seen it done on television a lot
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window?
roll down the window so you can get out. you'll have plenty of time to easily undo your seatbeat.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes i have. and thay are so damn uncomfortable.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
funny, that's how i picked your mom up. so yes.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
like 10 or something. but that's why they make universal remotes.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
who the hell hasn't?
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
20 or so round trip flights. or close to it.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
canada and mexico. the 51st and 52nd states.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
if i were out of shape? only if there was money involved.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
happy would be nice. too bad it will never happen.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
i'd try to get the hell out of it is what i would do.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
depends on how lost i am and how much time i have
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
when i was like 3 or 4.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
drink me. your mom does.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
i'd like for me to have no broken points.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
patato. hold the mold please
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
fertile and willing. unlike your mother. she's just very willing.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
who the hell hasn't?
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
see #21
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
your mom.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
if it kills me it doesn't fucking matter
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
who the hell hasn't?
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
what an unbearable question
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
if it held my weight and the cat didn't claw the crap out of me.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
no but your mom can
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke?
diet coke
59. What's your favorite number?
5 12 23 42 46 69 92
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
an suv with a big fat ass that would run over your sorry ass
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
sure. it was an accident. i like that logic.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
while your mom was blowing me
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
does it count if i have worn a slip in the bath tub?
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
there is a difference?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
who the hell hasn't?
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
those voices make hella good money so gimme that job
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
beats the hell out of me
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
wreck one of those trucks too. well scaped it along a pole.
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
crossed eyes and a sour puss
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
who the hell hasn't?
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
who the hell hasn't?
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
who the hell hasn't?
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
what do you think those packages are about?
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
dwarf tossing.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
23000000000
77. Do you sing in the car?
and pretty damn good
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
depends on my company for the evening
79. What is your favorite breed of dog?
ok, that's just weird you sicko
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
why just in the winter?
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
you mom
82. What is your least favorite fruit?
micheal jackson
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
no comment needed
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
there's more for your fucking life at sears.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
uhhh hockey stuff
86. How many letters will/did you earn in my high school career?
26
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
none of them
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
rcmp
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
as long as i d don't have a chute
90. What do you think is your best feature?
my big fat flabby ass
91. If I were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
thay don't put out for what i do
92. What is your favorite season?
a harsh winter
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
5
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
hearing your mother scream for more that i ain't got
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
i would suck at either/both
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?
yeah and i fell off of it too.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
i am not a psychic
98. Have you ever had surgery?
tonsils is all
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
on top of you mom
100. What do you like to collect?
all kinds of stuff
gozirah from who got it from...1. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie full of lint
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
no. thank you.
3. Have you ever written a song?
many. recorded some stoff to but would not really call them songs.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
if you want it in pennies or food stamps.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
that's were i lost my virginity. no, really.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
all the time.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
that or mayo smoothering them.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
nope but i can stick out my tounge and touch my nose
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
i was a cub scout but never ate my first brownie
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
take a good long look at me. all. the. time.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
that really happens. people are dumb.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
my own stupidity
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?
gotta drink it all but i don't like straws so no
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
uh yeah all the time. see above.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
you mom.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
take a good long look at me. are. you. high?
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
your mom.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
True or False: Negativland
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it?
yes i call it your mom
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
nope, i just yank it out
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
do, and eat and drink and talk. i'm pretty active when i'm asleep.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's?
several. want to do that again.
23. Can you flip your eyelids up?
ewww. that just sounds gross.
24. Are you double jointed?
no, i don't do the whole pot thing
25. If you could be any age, what would you be?
23 and holding. your mom.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
who the hell hasn't?
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
nope but then i am not prone to riding them
28. What is your dream car?
jagular as if that hasn't been covered a billion times
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
oh hell yeah and with a chuck of meat in my hand. your mom.
31. How many cavities do you have?
beats me. ask your mom.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
no but i have seen it done on television a lot
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window?
roll down the window so you can get out. you'll have plenty of time to easily undo your seatbeat.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes i have. and thay are so damn uncomfortable.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
funny, that's how i picked your mom up. so yes.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
like 10 or something. but that's why they make universal remotes.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
who the hell hasn't?
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
20 or so round trip flights. or close to it.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
canada and mexico. the 51st and 52nd states.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
if i were out of shape? only if there was money involved.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
happy would be nice. too bad it will never happen.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
i'd try to get the hell out of it is what i would do.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
depends on how lost i am and how much time i have
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
when i was like 3 or 4.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
drink me. your mom does.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
i'd like for me to have no broken points.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
patato. hold the mold please
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
fertile and willing. unlike your mother. she's just very willing.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
who the hell hasn't?
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
see #21
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
your mom.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
if it kills me it doesn't fucking matter
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
who the hell hasn't?
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
what an unbearable question
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
if it held my weight and the cat didn't claw the crap out of me.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
no but your mom can
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke?
diet coke
59. What's your favorite number?
5 12 23 42 46 69 92
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
an suv with a big fat ass that would run over your sorry ass
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
sure. it was an accident. i like that logic.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
while your mom was blowing me
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
does it count if i have worn a slip in the bath tub?
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
there is a difference?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
who the hell hasn't?
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
those voices make hella good money so gimme that job
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
beats the hell out of me
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
wreck one of those trucks too. well scaped it along a pole.
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
crossed eyes and a sour puss
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
who the hell hasn't?
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
who the hell hasn't?
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
who the hell hasn't?
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
what do you think those packages are about?
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
dwarf tossing.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
23000000000
77. Do you sing in the car?
and pretty damn good
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
depends on my company for the evening
79. What is your favorite breed of dog?
ok, that's just weird you sicko
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
why just in the winter?
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
you mom
82. What is your least favorite fruit?
micheal jackson
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
no comment needed
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
there's more for your fucking life at sears.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
uhhh hockey stuff
86. How many letters will/did you earn in my high school career?
26
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
none of them
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
rcmp
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
as long as i d don't have a chute
90. What do you think is your best feature?
my big fat flabby ass
91. If I were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
thay don't put out for what i do
92. What is your favorite season?
a harsh winter
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
5
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
hearing your mother scream for more that i ain't got
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
i would suck at either/both
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?
yeah and i fell off of it too.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
i am not a psychic
98. Have you ever had surgery?
tonsils is all
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
on top of you mom
100. What do you like to collect?
all kinds of stuff
