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empallinSex Tip #001 - Waxing The Night Fantastic
i suppose this could also be a safety tip but it works better here. to keep from burning the skin off of your lover you should use the safety candles you have left in your Y2K/WTC survival kit. no they don't smell as pretty but they don't hurt as much either. i know you are not into that much pain. they also burn longer whic allows you to get off longer for cheaper. if you can even get off at all you lame, uhhh, duck.
Sex Tip #002 - See? Towel Heads Are A Good Thing
if it were up to me sex would be a sterile act. yeah for some it is but that is not what we are talking about. it would be very clean. since it is not, throw a towel down before the ball gets rolling. it will keep your lazy ass from having to wash the sheets and if you happen to go south for the winter it will give you something to wipe you face and hair off with. cause dude you are screwed if that stuff dries there. or not. wash. rinse. repeat. all night long baby.
Sex Tip #003 - Sometime You Are Just Too Tired
if you are playing with rope, a bicycle inner tube works as padding to prevent rope burns as well as allowing enough that the left overs can be crafted into a flogger. you probably want to start working on this sometime in advance instead of during the heat of the moment. talk about killing a moment. some day i may post full instruction on how this works but for now just use what little imagination you have.
free and legal* mp3 downloads: Loud Magazine -- Downloads
music trivia question: Charles Manson once pocessed a gold record belonging to what band?
previous trivia answer: Where did the band fIREHOSE get the name from? From one of the signs held up in the video for Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues.
*but that is not to say it is nessecarily good or bad
i suppose this could also be a safety tip but it works better here. to keep from burning the skin off of your lover you should use the safety candles you have left in your Y2K/WTC survival kit. no they don't smell as pretty but they don't hurt as much either. i know you are not into that much pain. they also burn longer whic allows you to get off longer for cheaper. if you can even get off at all you lame, uhhh, duck.
Sex Tip #002 - See? Towel Heads Are A Good Thing
if it were up to me sex would be a sterile act. yeah for some it is but that is not what we are talking about. it would be very clean. since it is not, throw a towel down before the ball gets rolling. it will keep your lazy ass from having to wash the sheets and if you happen to go south for the winter it will give you something to wipe you face and hair off with. cause dude you are screwed if that stuff dries there. or not. wash. rinse. repeat. all night long baby.
Sex Tip #003 - Sometime You Are Just Too Tired
if you are playing with rope, a bicycle inner tube works as padding to prevent rope burns as well as allowing enough that the left overs can be crafted into a flogger. you probably want to start working on this sometime in advance instead of during the heat of the moment. talk about killing a moment. some day i may post full instruction on how this works but for now just use what little imagination you have.
free and legal* mp3 downloads: Loud Magazine -- Downloads
music trivia question: Charles Manson once pocessed a gold record belonging to what band?
previous trivia answer: Where did the band fIREHOSE get the name from? From one of the signs held up in the video for Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues.
*but that is not to say it is nessecarily good or bad
