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empallin"creative crime is not only good for the soul. in this day and age it's nessecary" - jello biafra
i have to do some research and see if a video baby monitor can be turned into a electronic peephole. i am thinking and it hurts.
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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be feeling the crunch if you haven't been particularly careful with your money. Organize your financial books and refrain from letting your money slip through your fingers. 3 stars
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this was ripped off from
dmsalem00
1. Your name spelled backwards.
ssa ym ssik. sorry but i don't know you that well
2. Where were your parents born?
somewhere in texas and somewhere in oklahoma
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
this stupid eyelid viewer thing so that i can know how much of a piece of crap it is
4. If you could change one thing in your life right now, what would it be?
well it would be nice to have one.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
last summer
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
lights. done light/sound/stage manager in local theatre since as well. a production of dracula even.
7. How many kids do you want?
three. one of each.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
you're asking me this? i guess it would be either top 40 or reggae if anything
9. Are you registered to vote?
yep and i practice what i preah too
10. Do you have cable?
i got your cable right here
11. Do you have the inate desire to do good?
what the hell kind of question is that? i wouldn't even know if i did
12. Ever prank call anybody?
a few times here and there. ever wardial?
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
only about 25 or so. i hate boston and new jersey for those
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
do i look that stupid? wait, don't answer that
15. Furthest place you ever traveled.
wennipeg when i was a kid.
16. Do you have a garden?
you put your weeds in it. that was plural. but ummm no
17. What's your favourite comic strip?
the boondocks
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
yes i do...
"dammit dammit son of a bitch
dammit dammit son of a bitch
son of a biiitcccch"
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
when and how the mood takes me and you shall recieve it in abundance
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
i don't know really. probably holy grail.
You are the French Guard.
Slightly off, living in an area you really don't
belong in, you lie and taunt those around you.
From all the cruel memories of your childhood,
you decide to take revenge on cute furry farm
animals. They make good cannonballs. Ppffftt!
What Monty Python Holy Grail Quest Character are You?
21. Favorite pizza topping?
either ham and pineapple or sausage and shrooms. a large of each please and then whatever you are getting.
22. Chips or popcorn?
poker chips? poker hell i was going to...uh yeah poker. popcorn
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
ummm no and who the hell thought that was a good idea
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
red
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
i got kicked out of the boob squad so no
26. Orange Juice or Apple?
oh sure lets just go right ahead and compare apples to oranges
27. Would you rather wake up too early dawn or fall asleep at dusk?
sleep sucks so i would prefer to get up too early. too bad it's never going to happen
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar?
my system refuses most of it but anything white cholate is just fine
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
last year.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
a couple of months ago
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
never a real one. a couple of stupid last place ones
32. Are you a good cook?
i can be if i really try but i usually don't.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
do you think this is new jersey or something?
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
no but that one for zanfir master of the pan flute almost got my money. wonder if jami ever has?
35. Sprite or 7-up?
whatever is handy
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
have i ever not had to?
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
i get my drugs for free ha! choke on that
38. Ever throw up in public?
yeah right after the secnd and last time i did pot
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
with enough money love is easy to find and love doesn't pay the bills
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah actually i do and those who know me wish i didn't
41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
once but it was to record the you will be charged intro
42. Can ex's be friends?
yeah but a lot of it depends on how long the relationship lasted, if they are a stripper, and how psycho they are
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
my mother and i have to kick her ass for that
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
nope bald as a babies uhhh head
45. What message is on your answering machine?
"hello nurse" even though it's not my answering machine
46. What's your all time favourite Saturday Night Live Character?
dennis miller or anything payed by the late great madeline kahn
47. What was the name of your first pet?
i think it was benji, a very shaggy mop of a dog that could walk across fences
48. What is in your purse?
my invisible one?
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime?
discipline the simian
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
i have to do some research and see if a video baby monitor can be turned into a electronic peephole. i am thinking and it hurts.
~~~~------~~~~------~~~~------~~~~
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be feeling the crunch if you haven't been particularly careful with your money. Organize your financial books and refrain from letting your money slip through your fingers. 3 stars
~~~~------~~~~------~~~~------~~~~
this was ripped off from
dmsalem00 1. Your name spelled backwards.
ssa ym ssik. sorry but i don't know you that well
2. Where were your parents born?
somewhere in texas and somewhere in oklahoma
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
this stupid eyelid viewer thing so that i can know how much of a piece of crap it is
4. If you could change one thing in your life right now, what would it be?
well it would be nice to have one.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
last summer
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
lights. done light/sound/stage manager in local theatre since as well. a production of dracula even.
7. How many kids do you want?
three. one of each.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
you're asking me this? i guess it would be either top 40 or reggae if anything
9. Are you registered to vote?
yep and i practice what i preah too
10. Do you have cable?
i got your cable right here
11. Do you have the inate desire to do good?
what the hell kind of question is that? i wouldn't even know if i did
12. Ever prank call anybody?
a few times here and there. ever wardial?
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
only about 25 or so. i hate boston and new jersey for those
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
do i look that stupid? wait, don't answer that
15. Furthest place you ever traveled.
wennipeg when i was a kid.
16. Do you have a garden?
you put your weeds in it. that was plural. but ummm no
17. What's your favourite comic strip?
the boondocks
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
yes i do...
"dammit dammit son of a bitch
dammit dammit son of a bitch
son of a biiitcccch"
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
when and how the mood takes me and you shall recieve it in abundance
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
i don't know really. probably holy grail.
You are the French Guard.
Slightly off, living in an area you really don't
belong in, you lie and taunt those around you.
From all the cruel memories of your childhood,
you decide to take revenge on cute furry farm
animals. They make good cannonballs. Ppffftt!
What Monty Python Holy Grail Quest Character are You?
21. Favorite pizza topping?
either ham and pineapple or sausage and shrooms. a large of each please and then whatever you are getting.
22. Chips or popcorn?
poker chips? poker hell i was going to...uh yeah poker. popcorn
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
ummm no and who the hell thought that was a good idea
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
red
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
i got kicked out of the boob squad so no
26. Orange Juice or Apple?
oh sure lets just go right ahead and compare apples to oranges
27. Would you rather wake up too early dawn or fall asleep at dusk?
sleep sucks so i would prefer to get up too early. too bad it's never going to happen
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar?
my system refuses most of it but anything white cholate is just fine
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
last year.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
a couple of months ago
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
never a real one. a couple of stupid last place ones
32. Are you a good cook?
i can be if i really try but i usually don't.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
do you think this is new jersey or something?
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
no but that one for zanfir master of the pan flute almost got my money. wonder if jami ever has?
35. Sprite or 7-up?
whatever is handy
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
have i ever not had to?
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
i get my drugs for free ha! choke on that
38. Ever throw up in public?
yeah right after the secnd and last time i did pot
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
with enough money love is easy to find and love doesn't pay the bills
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah actually i do and those who know me wish i didn't
41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
once but it was to record the you will be charged intro
42. Can ex's be friends?
yeah but a lot of it depends on how long the relationship lasted, if they are a stripper, and how psycho they are
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
my mother and i have to kick her ass for that
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
nope bald as a babies uhhh head
45. What message is on your answering machine?
"hello nurse" even though it's not my answering machine
46. What's your all time favourite Saturday Night Live Character?
dennis miller or anything payed by the late great madeline kahn
47. What was the name of your first pet?
i think it was benji, a very shaggy mop of a dog that could walk across fences
48. What is in your purse?
my invisible one?
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime?
discipline the simian
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
