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Instructions: Take one list of authors, remove those whose efforts do not grace your shelves and bring the list up to ten by adding some more that do. Bold indicates newly-added authors.
Neil Gaiman
Douglas Adams
William Shakespeare
China Mieville
Barbara Kingsolver
Douglas Coupland
Henry Rollins
Roddy Doyle
Ariel Gore
Poppy Z. Brite
Anton LeVey
Robert Anton Wilson
Ann Rule
Soren Kierkegaard
Charles Bukowski
Thomas Pynchon
Outdoor Cleaning Tip #001 - Stick It In Your Ice Hole
if you know a snow storm is coming cover your wind shield with a sheet or one of those huge industrial trash bags. the sheet stands a better chance of being reuseable but you run the chance of ruining it. of course now would be a good time to pick one up at a thrift store. i suggest the silk ones just so you look all fancy and stuff. the garbage bag is more water proof but you have to cut it dow the sides so that it stetches across your windshield. but hey if you rip it it is easy to replace. once you figure out what you are going to use spead in across your windshield and then shove the ends in the door and shut the doors on it. or you could just leave you doors wide open. that would be all kinds of fun. you can also do your back window like this. the purpose of all this work is so that you don't have to spend an hour scraoping ice when you are already late for work and you're felling lazy as hell again.
Outdoor Cleaning Tip #002 - that just blows
if you forgot to cover your windshield before that two feet of snow arrived you can always use a leaf blower to get rid of the snow. i know i should not have to say this but you do run a risk of hurting or killing yourself doing this especially if you decide to use an electric one. it is a lot faster and safer to use a shovel but if you have physical problems that limit you movement it will get you through. if the snow has been walked or driven or fallen on you will have great difficulty in movig this way. that is why it is called a leaf blower. it has less power. the best part is that when you do this at 7:00am it annoys the crap out of your douchebag neighbors. if you really feel lazy go grab the chair out of their parking space. still you are doing this at your own risk.
free and legal* mp3 downloads: Circle One Records
music trivia question: who is the father to Shelton Williams?
*but that is not to say it is nessecarily good or bad
mama2jude who got it from...:Instructions: Take one list of authors, remove those whose efforts do not grace your shelves and bring the list up to ten by adding some more that do. Bold indicates newly-added authors.
Neil Gaiman
Douglas Adams
William Shakespeare
Henry Rollins
Anton LeVey
Robert Anton Wilson
Ann Rule
Soren Kierkegaard
Charles Bukowski
Thomas Pynchon
Outdoor Cleaning Tip #001 - Stick It In Your Ice Hole
if you know a snow storm is coming cover your wind shield with a sheet or one of those huge industrial trash bags. the sheet stands a better chance of being reuseable but you run the chance of ruining it. of course now would be a good time to pick one up at a thrift store. i suggest the silk ones just so you look all fancy and stuff. the garbage bag is more water proof but you have to cut it dow the sides so that it stetches across your windshield. but hey if you rip it it is easy to replace. once you figure out what you are going to use spead in across your windshield and then shove the ends in the door and shut the doors on it. or you could just leave you doors wide open. that would be all kinds of fun. you can also do your back window like this. the purpose of all this work is so that you don't have to spend an hour scraoping ice when you are already late for work and you're felling lazy as hell again.
Outdoor Cleaning Tip #002 - that just blows
if you forgot to cover your windshield before that two feet of snow arrived you can always use a leaf blower to get rid of the snow. i know i should not have to say this but you do run a risk of hurting or killing yourself doing this especially if you decide to use an electric one. it is a lot faster and safer to use a shovel but if you have physical problems that limit you movement it will get you through. if the snow has been walked or driven or fallen on you will have great difficulty in movig this way. that is why it is called a leaf blower. it has less power. the best part is that when you do this at 7:00am it annoys the crap out of your douchebag neighbors. if you really feel lazy go grab the chair out of their parking space. still you are doing this at your own risk.
free and legal* mp3 downloads: Circle One Records
music trivia question: who is the father to Shelton Williams?
*but that is not to say it is nessecarily good or bad
