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empallinStorage Tip #001 - Wrapped Around The Can Again
tired or hunting for that special fluorescent pink scrunchie? need a way to store that tart blossom tease! scrunchie* with out damaging it? find or make an empty pringles can and cover it with fabric or contact paper. fabric will look nicer but will also be harder to clean. contact paper may seem cheese-ball but the one i use has very little visable area. after it is wrapped you should throw in a handful of those polished rocks you have to keep it standing up. rocks collected at the park across the street work just as well. you can then reapply the lid to keep the rocks in or throw all or some of you barrettes and clips into the hole. if you decide to fill it completely up with rocks do not turn to me when you drop it on your bare feet. and that's the chips.
Dishes Tip #004 - Me Must Have Order
since you are doing them, the dishes need to get done in a very specific order. first prerinse all the messy stuff and fill anything you need to soak. as you dish water is running a little to hot throm in your utinsils and glass/ceramics/fine china from the thrift store. once you have those washed and rinsed you should go for the plastics. but not the bedroom plastics. then you wash the cookware that did not require soaking. now it a good time to do the stovetop and counters so they are clean for when you have sex on them later. after the dishes have dried and been put away of course. go have a cigarette or something while you think about that one. then you do the stuff that required soaking. they are done in this order based on the probability of messiness[tm]. usually when done in this order you only have to run your water once before it ends up like love canal. and that in turn cuts down on the amount of soap and water you use. also the utinsils can be washed after the breakables and/or plastics. and/or both depending on you ever changing moods
*shameles unsolicited plug.
tired or hunting for that special fluorescent pink scrunchie? need a way to store that tart blossom tease! scrunchie* with out damaging it? find or make an empty pringles can and cover it with fabric or contact paper. fabric will look nicer but will also be harder to clean. contact paper may seem cheese-ball but the one i use has very little visable area. after it is wrapped you should throw in a handful of those polished rocks you have to keep it standing up. rocks collected at the park across the street work just as well. you can then reapply the lid to keep the rocks in or throw all or some of you barrettes and clips into the hole. if you decide to fill it completely up with rocks do not turn to me when you drop it on your bare feet. and that's the chips.
Dishes Tip #004 - Me Must Have Order
since you are doing them, the dishes need to get done in a very specific order. first prerinse all the messy stuff and fill anything you need to soak. as you dish water is running a little to hot throm in your utinsils and glass/ceramics/fine china from the thrift store. once you have those washed and rinsed you should go for the plastics. but not the bedroom plastics. then you wash the cookware that did not require soaking. now it a good time to do the stovetop and counters so they are clean for when you have sex on them later. after the dishes have dried and been put away of course. go have a cigarette or something while you think about that one. then you do the stuff that required soaking. they are done in this order based on the probability of messiness[tm]. usually when done in this order you only have to run your water once before it ends up like love canal. and that in turn cuts down on the amount of soap and water you use. also the utinsils can be washed after the breakables and/or plastics. and/or both depending on you ever changing moods
*shameles unsolicited plug.
