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empallinthe stupid quiz that resulted in the creation of the The KHG Stalker Quiz
[nfa = not/no fucking answer]
1) Full Name: keep deaming
2) Name Backwards: uoy kcuf
3) Were you named after anyone?: father of mine
4) Does your name mean anything?: wise king - really
5) Nick Name(s): asshole, fucker, dick, mr brown, reverand allin, stfu, shut up
6) Screen Name(s): you finger it out
7) Date Of Birth: which one do you want? i got two over here
8) Place of Birth: the land of Oz
9) Nationality: Irish and Cherokee and then a bunch of other stuff
10) Current Location: nosey little prick, aint you
11) Sign: neon
12) Religion: :-|
13) Height: six foot six inches, and i do mean six inches
14) Weight: 200 pounds give or take 20
15) Shoe Size: 11 up your ass
16) Hair color: dark brown and never been dyed
17) Eye color: hazel
18) What do you look like?: a person?
19) Innie or Outie?: Innie
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: depends on what I am doing but mostly right
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Other? Wtf? Straight
22) Best friend(s): those people over there
23) Best friend you trust more than anyone: trust? like the movie?
24) Best friends {your sex}: probably mikey
25) Best friends of the Opposite Sex: hard to say
26) Best Bud(s): i do not smoke pot
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: lol. high school
28) Crush: lol. high school
29) Parent(s): got 'em
30) Worst Enemy: whoever wrote all these questions
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): nfa
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): nfa
33) Funniest friend: probably mikey
34) Craziest friend: all of them
35) Advice Friend:all of them
36) Loudest Friend: all of them
37) Person you cry with: don't stop until the tears are real
Do You Have...
38) Any sisters: two
39) Any brothers: not that i know of
40) Any pets: a dog demon and a rock
41) A Disease: no, they are issues
42) A Pager: do they work? no
43) A Personal phone line: sure, i guess
44) A Cell phone: do they work? no
45) A Lava lamp: yeah
46) A Pool or hot tub: nada
47) A Car: the cream puff
Describe Your...
48) Personality: dull and very unexciting
49) Driving: great even if i'm sleeping
50) Car or one you want: dirty pos
51) Room: sloppy seconds
52) Whats missing?: nfa
53) School: fucking funny
54) Bed: wtf is a bed?
55) Relationship with your parent(s): not bad
Do You
56) Believe in yourself: ha ha ha ha ha ha
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? oh hell yeah
58) Consider yourself a good listener: most of the time
59) Consider yourself a good friend: no fuckin' way
60) Get Along with your parents: sure, i guess
61) Save your e-mail conversations: always
62) Pray: only if i'm not driving
63) Believe in reincarnation: maybe
64) Like to make fun of people: nobody is taboo
65) Like to talk on the phone: only with people i know
Do You...
67) Like to drive: oh hell yeah
68) Get motion sickness: not unless emotion sickness counts
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: i like how you assume i eat vegtables
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: probably not since I have trouble holding a fork
71) Dream in color: you assume i sleep
72) Type with your fingers on home row: sometimes
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: yes, a big bear my mother gave me that o use as a pillow
What is...
74) Right next to you: a bunch of cd's, floppys and paper
75) On the walls of your room: my kid, clocks, christmas lights
76) On your mouse pad: applejacks
77) Your dream car: A jag
78) Your dream date: broadway then brusied and bloddy
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: a hotel room
80) Your dream husband/wife: nfa
81) Your bedtime: again you assume i sleep
82) Under your bed: computers
83) The single most important question: "do you understand your rights?"
84) Your bad time of the day: any time that is day
85) Your worst fear(s): way up high
86) The weather is like: cold and cool
87) The time? time you to buy a watch, you cheap shcmuck
88) The date? today
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: well it is a really cruel and long story
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: weird vs normal
91) Theme Song: please see the soundtrack
92) The hardest thing about growing up: all of it
93) Your funniest experience: the corrola water dump
94) Your scariest moment: watching my mothers second husband prepare to bash her head into the sidwalk.
95) The silliest thing you've said: shot me in the head right now
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: stalking. it's a art form.
97) The scariest Thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): guns drawn. good thing i slept through one of them.
98) The worst feeling in the world: phone sex $1.99 per minute
99) The best feeling in the world: being in trouble or that love stuff
[nfa = not/no fucking answer]
1) Full Name: keep deaming
2) Name Backwards: uoy kcuf
3) Were you named after anyone?: father of mine
4) Does your name mean anything?: wise king - really
5) Nick Name(s): asshole, fucker, dick, mr brown, reverand allin, stfu, shut up
6) Screen Name(s): you finger it out
7) Date Of Birth: which one do you want? i got two over here
8) Place of Birth: the land of Oz
9) Nationality: Irish and Cherokee and then a bunch of other stuff
10) Current Location: nosey little prick, aint you
11) Sign: neon
12) Religion: :-|
13) Height: six foot six inches, and i do mean six inches
14) Weight: 200 pounds give or take 20
15) Shoe Size: 11 up your ass
16) Hair color: dark brown and never been dyed
17) Eye color: hazel
18) What do you look like?: a person?
19) Innie or Outie?: Innie
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: depends on what I am doing but mostly right
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Other? Wtf? Straight
22) Best friend(s): those people over there
23) Best friend you trust more than anyone: trust? like the movie?
24) Best friends {your sex}: probably mikey
25) Best friends of the Opposite Sex: hard to say
26) Best Bud(s): i do not smoke pot
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: lol. high school
28) Crush: lol. high school
29) Parent(s): got 'em
30) Worst Enemy: whoever wrote all these questions
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): nfa
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): nfa
33) Funniest friend: probably mikey
34) Craziest friend: all of them
35) Advice Friend:all of them
36) Loudest Friend: all of them
37) Person you cry with: don't stop until the tears are real
Do You Have...
38) Any sisters: two
39) Any brothers: not that i know of
40) Any pets: a dog demon and a rock
41) A Disease: no, they are issues
42) A Pager: do they work? no
43) A Personal phone line: sure, i guess
44) A Cell phone: do they work? no
45) A Lava lamp: yeah
46) A Pool or hot tub: nada
47) A Car: the cream puff
Describe Your...
48) Personality: dull and very unexciting
49) Driving: great even if i'm sleeping
50) Car or one you want: dirty pos
51) Room: sloppy seconds
52) Whats missing?: nfa
53) School: fucking funny
54) Bed: wtf is a bed?
55) Relationship with your parent(s): not bad
Do You
56) Believe in yourself: ha ha ha ha ha ha
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? oh hell yeah
58) Consider yourself a good listener: most of the time
59) Consider yourself a good friend: no fuckin' way
60) Get Along with your parents: sure, i guess
61) Save your e-mail conversations: always
62) Pray: only if i'm not driving
63) Believe in reincarnation: maybe
64) Like to make fun of people: nobody is taboo
65) Like to talk on the phone: only with people i know
Do You...
67) Like to drive: oh hell yeah
68) Get motion sickness: not unless emotion sickness counts
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: i like how you assume i eat vegtables
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: probably not since I have trouble holding a fork
71) Dream in color: you assume i sleep
72) Type with your fingers on home row: sometimes
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: yes, a big bear my mother gave me that o use as a pillow
What is...
74) Right next to you: a bunch of cd's, floppys and paper
75) On the walls of your room: my kid, clocks, christmas lights
76) On your mouse pad: applejacks
77) Your dream car: A jag
78) Your dream date: broadway then brusied and bloddy
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: a hotel room
80) Your dream husband/wife: nfa
81) Your bedtime: again you assume i sleep
82) Under your bed: computers
83) The single most important question: "do you understand your rights?"
84) Your bad time of the day: any time that is day
85) Your worst fear(s): way up high
86) The weather is like: cold and cool
87) The time? time you to buy a watch, you cheap shcmuck
88) The date? today
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: well it is a really cruel and long story
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: weird vs normal
91) Theme Song: please see the soundtrack
92) The hardest thing about growing up: all of it
93) Your funniest experience: the corrola water dump
94) Your scariest moment: watching my mothers second husband prepare to bash her head into the sidwalk.
95) The silliest thing you've said: shot me in the head right now
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: stalking. it's a art form.
97) The scariest Thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): guns drawn. good thing i slept through one of them.
98) The worst feeling in the world: phone sex $1.99 per minute
99) The best feeling in the world: being in trouble or that love stuff
