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stupid bowflex commercial deserves comments
"i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends"
then they saw this commercial and my fat friends all punched me in my fat mouth.
"my wife gives that wink every once in a while"
that wink that says 'your not fooling anyone by pretending to be straight' or the one that says 'i poisoned your food again for calling our friends fat'


also let me know when you see the version of number 5 wall-e where all of his whoa-s are resampled and replaced by the whoa-s of the fonz. or vice versa