sometimes I think that youre avoiding me im okay alone but youve got something i need

ok do we all know how this goes yet? i give you the lyrics and then my response in [red italics]. got it? i figures i am old enough to due this one because old really is realitive.

descendents - when i get old

what will it be like when i get old
[same as it ever was]
will i still hop on my bike
[cant ride a bike with my back injury]
and ride around town
[ill drive around instead]
will i still want to be someone
[dont see why i should stop wanting to]
and not just sit around
[sometimes i just cant help it]
i dont want to be like other adults
[no i really dont]
cause theyve already died
[and the smell is starting to creep]
cool and condescending fossilized
[just like they were in high school but older]
will i be rich
[it could still happen someday]
will i be poor
[it has been known to happen]
will i still sleep on the floor
[did last night as a matter of fact]

what will it be like when i get
what will i be like when i get
what will it be like when i get old

will i still kiss my girlfriend
[i think i shall]
and try to grab her ass
[and then some]
will i still hate the cops
[for the most part yes]
and have no class
[buuuuurrrrrrrp!]
will all my grown up friends say
[i dont wanna grow up ;-)]
theyve seen it all before
[but how muchdid they pay]
they say hey act your age and im immature
[i am immature it isjust that i dont care]
will i do myself proud
[well i try to at the very least]
or only whats allowed
[reality is what you can get a way with]

what will it be like when i get
what will i be like when i get
what will it be like when i get old

will i sit around and talk about the old days
[when the mood takes me]
sit around and watch tv
[i cant ever just sit and watch tv. i am always doing something else]
i never want to go that way
[thats why i threw the map in the water]
never burn out not fade away
[blowing up is much quicker and prettier than burning our]
as i travel through my time
[in the machine i built after i realized i would never learn frech]
will i like what i find
[nope. but part of discontent is also the desire to change and improve it.]

what will it be like when i get
what will i be like when i get
what will it be like when i get old