you can criticize my ideals and my priorities but ultimately i dont give a flying fuck what you thin

stole this from yo mama since she insists i check in on a sort of regular basis. and because it quick and simple and i am pressed for time and facts.

What age were you when you first...

Fell in love: 15 or five. it all depends.

Lost your virginity: 17

Lost someone close to you: how close?

Drank alcohol: 17 or seven. all kind of depends.

Smoked weed: 18 and 20 and that is ever.

Got your heart broken: definately five. man that sucked so bad.

Got arrested: 20

Smoked a cigarette: 14

Broken a bone: nil

Got cheated on: circa unknown

Rode the city bus: 12

Went to a concert: circa unknown

Met someone famous: 10

Dyed your hair: nil

Got your first cell phone: 30

Got a Myspace: 33

Snuck out of the house: nil

Got your own digital camera: 30

First time you got drunk: 20

Read Harry Potter: nil

Travelled across the ocean: nil

Wore a toga: nil

Travelled out of state: 2 months

Shopped at Abercrombie: nil

Went to Disney World: nil

Went on a date: 17

Saw a Broadway play: nil

How old are you now: 35

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my digital camera is busted. the whole story will come later. but if anyone happens to have an extra good one that they would like to send my direction please feel free. please.

you just called and said you got your package

you have a package on the way and will have another one coming soon with that plane crash-free dvd you requested about a yeah ago and some thomas books. and hows the kiddos?

you have a card on the way

when is that shindig going down and does your man want a dvd copy of what i taped a (very badly) of the the only crime show? and hows the kiddos?

got the zoo contest pictures picked out now i just have to get them there by friday.

my $20 kvm switch works pretty damn nice

they changed my meds again

what do you want as that prize that i owe you? got an amazon list?