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i think i shall call this post the sinking of the norman scottsjerald
Sans Pants Revolution
(Anonymous)
2006-04-01 08:27 pm UTC (from 67.160.101.150)
http://pointlessnarcissim.blogspot.com
i haven't seen you in years. please tell me you no longer live in oklahoma. if you do please tell me there is a shotgun shell in your future, one on which you have etched directions to the top ov your formerly encephalitic skull via your tonsils. my nose itches, but i'm not going to scratch it, no siree.....
that comment on one of my previous posts lead me to this page (after a little spelling correction) and the first thing i saw was this...
Monday, March 13, 2006
Spam Freestyles
the weirdest shit is showing up in my spam mail these days. instead of american companies putting offers that make some sort ov laughable sense in the body ov my spam messages i'm instead getting these surrealist missives from zaire or hong kong or some such place where spam is an artform. i put a few together and have them below. feel free to send in your own bizzare spams to this very spot. yesiree.
i call this one: 200 MORE SOFTWARES FROM 15-70 ONLY friends.
yours anybody trying,
social promised leader? fascinate respect suddenly?
window wife social night profession. steps window motor back.
suddenly reply news. widow use servants arms later?
back somewhere thus happened speaking.
different next hard. fascinate my tech did fill similar. very end hard.
love force drew young, wrong across raise his edge.
studied across pretty carefully nothing? reading across use.
bad different respect fascinate.
him wanted out is yours? he corner arms wife suddenly. light light light why,
wanted immediate whom widow or whom.
carefully speaking filled across back. the mischievous respect corner. or sandwich benefit,
music black prison. mentioned happened fascinate?
turning letters fire? very similar goes back edge. thus how disappoint few promised.
find how wanted.
posted by chaz defranz at 8:19 AM
so at that i had to leave this...
Anonymous said...
theif!
quiant are matrix
miss spell hoppy glumm
this pokey government!
bribes plus panties deevolution
at norman and cliff streets
in a my yours no pandoras box!
i swear that does all makes sense. to some people at least.
the masterbatour 2006 will be at cains ballroom in tulsa on may 10. this is the tour featuring ministry, revolting cocks and pitbull daycare. heh heh i said revolting. yeah its a drive but i can go sleep at my dady after the fact. wait! ministry + cocks + daycare = catholic. and its at the same club where i saw those duetche maternal loving rhythm automatons.
recently i went to see saul williams and nada itch nils and it was ok and sucked for so many reasons. main suckage? too many asshole. too many people in general for my tastes and psyche problems. i actually ended up sitting in the handicap seats in exchange for the flor tickets mikey had bought. i had seen saul do a reading earlier that day at a book store and that was just great for me. especially when you consider i found out about it 10 minutes before it was suppose to happen. (i say this in the most loving possible) fuckers. that is actually pretty loving. well pretty much making love at least. ANYWAY....i also got an autograph out of that. as for nin i had seen them before. in a little club downtown. of course the next day when i was thinking about it i realized that was before T and i happened. ask me about that later. with a little very simple math that means that yes i saw the 15. FUCKING. YEARS. AGO. on the pretty hate machine tour before the album actually came out. dammit. dammit. dammit. son of a biiiiiiiittttttttttccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh. ask me about this later. its a really funny story. to everyone else. to me it was pretty painful.
and sense i dont have your attention any more i would like to apologize for that post that had a cut tag but no line breaks. i really am sorry about that. it didnt look like that in the preview and i uhh had noticed it after it was live. now ill be over here under the "free ass kicking" sign. this is my ass. please kick it and make me feel better.
Sans Pants Revolution
(Anonymous)
2006-04-01 08:27 pm UTC (from 67.160.101.150)
http://pointlessnarcissim.blogspot.com
i haven't seen you in years. please tell me you no longer live in oklahoma. if you do please tell me there is a shotgun shell in your future, one on which you have etched directions to the top ov your formerly encephalitic skull via your tonsils. my nose itches, but i'm not going to scratch it, no siree.....
that comment on one of my previous posts lead me to this page (after a little spelling correction) and the first thing i saw was this...
Monday, March 13, 2006
Spam Freestyles
the weirdest shit is showing up in my spam mail these days. instead of american companies putting offers that make some sort ov laughable sense in the body ov my spam messages i'm instead getting these surrealist missives from zaire or hong kong or some such place where spam is an artform. i put a few together and have them below. feel free to send in your own bizzare spams to this very spot. yesiree.
i call this one: 200 MORE SOFTWARES FROM 15-70 ONLY friends.
yours anybody trying,
social promised leader? fascinate respect suddenly?
window wife social night profession. steps window motor back.
suddenly reply news. widow use servants arms later?
back somewhere thus happened speaking.
different next hard. fascinate my tech did fill similar. very end hard.
love force drew young, wrong across raise his edge.
studied across pretty carefully nothing? reading across use.
bad different respect fascinate.
him wanted out is yours? he corner arms wife suddenly. light light light why,
wanted immediate whom widow or whom.
carefully speaking filled across back. the mischievous respect corner. or sandwich benefit,
music black prison. mentioned happened fascinate?
turning letters fire? very similar goes back edge. thus how disappoint few promised.
find how wanted.
posted by chaz defranz at 8:19 AM
so at that i had to leave this...
Anonymous said...
theif!
quiant are matrix
miss spell hoppy glumm
this pokey government!
bribes plus panties deevolution
at norman and cliff streets
in a my yours no pandoras box!
i swear that does all makes sense. to some people at least.
and now for something complete the same...
andy rourke (formally of the smiths) will be doing a dj set tomarrow at vzds and yeah i will probably be going to that. especially considering that i missed the morrisey (also formally of the smiths) show a month ago because i didnt find out about it until the next fucking day. what is wrong with you people i need better sources or something. feh! i should be the one with the first heads up on this stuff. and its not like i havent met him or anything before.the masterbatour 2006 will be at cains ballroom in tulsa on may 10. this is the tour featuring ministry, revolting cocks and pitbull daycare. heh heh i said revolting. yeah its a drive but i can go sleep at my dady after the fact. wait! ministry + cocks + daycare = catholic. and its at the same club where i saw those duetche maternal loving rhythm automatons.
recently i went to see saul williams and nada itch nils and it was ok and sucked for so many reasons. main suckage? too many asshole. too many people in general for my tastes and psyche problems. i actually ended up sitting in the handicap seats in exchange for the flor tickets mikey had bought. i had seen saul do a reading earlier that day at a book store and that was just great for me. especially when you consider i found out about it 10 minutes before it was suppose to happen. (i say this in the most loving possible) fuckers. that is actually pretty loving. well pretty much making love at least. ANYWAY....i also got an autograph out of that. as for nin i had seen them before. in a little club downtown. of course the next day when i was thinking about it i realized that was before T and i happened. ask me about that later. with a little very simple math that means that yes i saw the 15. FUCKING. YEARS. AGO. on the pretty hate machine tour before the album actually came out. dammit. dammit. dammit. son of a biiiiiiiittttttttttccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh. ask me about this later. its a really funny story. to everyone else. to me it was pretty painful.
and sense i dont have your attention any more i would like to apologize for that post that had a cut tag but no line breaks. i really am sorry about that. it didnt look like that in the preview and i uhh had noticed it after it was live. now ill be over here under the "free ass kicking" sign. this is my ass. please kick it and make me feel better.
