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Jul. 30th, 2004
i forgot to mention something on the trip to dallas. while at kt's mike picked up this adult magazine freebie thing. well since i am a whore for information i actually read the thing. there was one section that listed top selling and renting adult movies. most of them of the basically normal type (anusthesia, more dirty debutantes279, 280 and 281, etc) but the one that caught my attention was #14 on the top 20 dvd sales list. it is called cum in my mouth i'll spit back in yours. that sounds more like a threat than a fetish to me. i am wondering if it is so high in the rating because of wives and girlfriends and boyfriends and whatever buying it for there sos as a hint of some kind. with a title like that i would have no interest in watching it but with the description on that website i am even more turned off by it.
doesnt that just sound so entertaining. yeah thought so. and you know i bet she is so happy to have the many chances to taste her "ass juices."
as funny and gross as all that is to me this little cheeseball publication actaully made up for it. they had an article on global dimming. this is the reason for the earth not heating up like it would be expected to with a giant hole in the ozone. the night people shall inherit the earth. bonjour you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. the thing that was really quirky is that i had just gotten this tattoo magazine that ran an article from c.1900 that in the intro they were talking about how at the time mens magazines ran articles that most "legimate" publication wouldnt touch. i guess its always been true.
another thing that got me was their copyright/disclaimer notice. I read this trying to find a website to link to but i couldnt even find an address listed. they must be so proud of what they do. but the part that got my attention stated "phone sex lines are meant for entertainment purposes only and these ads should not be taken literally" and "we are proud of the custom product we have created for you through our experience creativity and professionalism. therefore we will protect our image at all costs." that last part kinda sounds like a threat from the way i see it. the rest of it just seems so ridiculous its laughable.
the trip to red rock canyon had a part left out as well. and yeah its just as bad. while we were at the cherokee trading post i had to go to the bathroom. well i did what i always do. i read the walls. the most noticable one was one that said something about a lonely housewife that would do anything and to email her at bashfulslutwife@yahoo.com. then it gave the url for her yahoo profile. first just ewwww. second if its true i just cant believe she is all that bashful if she do anything. there are just so many things wrong with this picture that i could probably go on for days. i mean who would want to go near anything that advertises them selves on bathroom walls? not i said the chicken.
while we at the canyon i found some more interesting reading. there was one there that said 'i like to suck mens cocks.' ok thats nice to know and all but maybe you need a friend or priest to confess that to. what makes that even more interesting is that i have seen that same writing in two different locations many miles apart. both said the same thing and were even written with the same pen. i just dont understand people sometimes. a lot of times.
xe.com the universal currency converter - this thing comes in quite hand when trying to figure out how much something costs that youre never going to be able to buy.
kellys bar - did you know? - a page full of trivia facts. several of them repreat and some of them are wrong but that kinda makes it a game. have fun with that one.
king arthur (touchtone pictures)
the plan was to go see i robot because it is always fun to see how bad hollywood can fuck up a story by isaac asimov. well we couldnt use the passes for that so we decided of king arthur. in the end it probably has just as much action. they did do some interesting takes on the whole king arthur myth. the violence is all done in typical hollywood style so there are blood splatters or pulls of it all over the place like there should be. and there should be alot. the sex scene is done with out any real nudity. just shoots of backs and legs and faces. dammit. these things aside it is a good movie. i am not going to even comment of the historical accuracy of this.
(yes)
mona lisa smile (sony pictures)
this is a chick flick on so many levels. but it is a good one. set in the fifties at wellesley college it is nice little story of love and lies. lots of lies. ok yeah they kinda botched a few thing but that doesnt make the movie any worse. one of the things they screwed up is the soundtrack. in the movie the song secret love is performed by doris day but on the cd it is performed by mandy moore. there actually should have been two soundtracks really. what they released on the cd excludes all of the classic artists whose songs actually make the movie. not to mention fit the time period. it does have a couple of songs by tori amos on it. which btw she is in the movie for like two seconds.
(yes)
new line to adapt gaiman's death - ok everyone do a happy dance ther is going to be a death movie.
for those like myself who do not have the dvd set it is good nes to see that bbc america is now showing the young ones. its the story of four lovable kids living in a house in england. or something like that. while looking for other stuff i actually came across a page that collected all of (p)ricks poems. he does some very nice writing i tell you.
neopixie did a post where she was talking about playing with the yahoo launchcast thing so i figured i would go play with it. i am still working on it but i think i am getting the thing trained pretty well. there really hasnt been much that has been played that i though was just so completely horrible i couldnt listen to it. and so far i have only found one artist (kip addota) without any kind of listing in their database.
george clinton - up up up and away
cowboy junkies - one soul now
henry rollins - new age blues
they might be giants - whistling in the dark
tom waits - reeperbahn
no use for a name - let me down
the smiths - william, it was really nothing
nerf herder - pantera fans in love
pennywise - society
the muffs - rock & roll girl
taking back sunday - cute without the 'e' (cut from the team) [did not actually play this song]
the stray cats - stray cat strut
velocity girl - nothing
x - because i do
minor threat - seeing red
negativland - the playboy channel
ron sexsmith - imaginary friends [did not actually play this song]
monty python's flying circus - accountancy shanty
a perfect circle - the outsider
the replacements - achin' to be
so consider this an invitation to listen to my station. i dare you even. hell i survived it while browsing and downloading. on.a.dial.up.connection.
mp3.com is back up and running. ill play with it later and see if i can access my account. but there is stuff there. maybe it will be a little better this go round. i am not expecting much though.
and as a parting shot...ridiculous infomercial review
description: every guy eats his own cum!
seven girls get taken for the ride of their lives as they get fucked in every hole over and over again! taylor rain endures over twenty minutes of ass-fucking from superstud mark davis. gia jordan gets double-teamed by davis and mickey g. you can hear the dick hit the back of asian hottie cris taliana's throat time and time again! isabel gets many chances to taste her ass juices off of jon dough's cock. new cummer nyla thai will drive you wild with those incredible nipples. latinas chanelle chavez and lena juliette both get their asses full of black cock.
but, paybacks are a bitch for the guys as each of them get their loads spit back in their mouths while they're on their knees. these guys love the taste of their own cum.
doesnt that just sound so entertaining. yeah thought so. and you know i bet she is so happy to have the many chances to taste her "ass juices."
as funny and gross as all that is to me this little cheeseball publication actaully made up for it. they had an article on global dimming. this is the reason for the earth not heating up like it would be expected to with a giant hole in the ozone. the night people shall inherit the earth. bonjour you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. the thing that was really quirky is that i had just gotten this tattoo magazine that ran an article from c.1900 that in the intro they were talking about how at the time mens magazines ran articles that most "legimate" publication wouldnt touch. i guess its always been true.
another thing that got me was their copyright/disclaimer notice. I read this trying to find a website to link to but i couldnt even find an address listed. they must be so proud of what they do. but the part that got my attention stated "phone sex lines are meant for entertainment purposes only and these ads should not be taken literally" and "we are proud of the custom product we have created for you through our experience creativity and professionalism. therefore we will protect our image at all costs." that last part kinda sounds like a threat from the way i see it. the rest of it just seems so ridiculous its laughable.
the trip to red rock canyon had a part left out as well. and yeah its just as bad. while we were at the cherokee trading post i had to go to the bathroom. well i did what i always do. i read the walls. the most noticable one was one that said something about a lonely housewife that would do anything and to email her at bashfulslutwife@yahoo.com. then it gave the url for her yahoo profile. first just ewwww. second if its true i just cant believe she is all that bashful if she do anything. there are just so many things wrong with this picture that i could probably go on for days. i mean who would want to go near anything that advertises them selves on bathroom walls? not i said the chicken.
while we at the canyon i found some more interesting reading. there was one there that said 'i like to suck mens cocks.' ok thats nice to know and all but maybe you need a friend or priest to confess that to. what makes that even more interesting is that i have seen that same writing in two different locations many miles apart. both said the same thing and were even written with the same pen. i just dont understand people sometimes. a lot of times.
xe.com the universal currency converter - this thing comes in quite hand when trying to figure out how much something costs that youre never going to be able to buy.
kellys bar - did you know? - a page full of trivia facts. several of them repreat and some of them are wrong but that kinda makes it a game. have fun with that one.
king arthur (touchtone pictures)
the plan was to go see i robot because it is always fun to see how bad hollywood can fuck up a story by isaac asimov. well we couldnt use the passes for that so we decided of king arthur. in the end it probably has just as much action. they did do some interesting takes on the whole king arthur myth. the violence is all done in typical hollywood style so there are blood splatters or pulls of it all over the place like there should be. and there should be alot. the sex scene is done with out any real nudity. just shoots of backs and legs and faces. dammit. these things aside it is a good movie. i am not going to even comment of the historical accuracy of this.
(yes)
mona lisa smile (sony pictures)
this is a chick flick on so many levels. but it is a good one. set in the fifties at wellesley college it is nice little story of love and lies. lots of lies. ok yeah they kinda botched a few thing but that doesnt make the movie any worse. one of the things they screwed up is the soundtrack. in the movie the song secret love is performed by doris day but on the cd it is performed by mandy moore. there actually should have been two soundtracks really. what they released on the cd excludes all of the classic artists whose songs actually make the movie. not to mention fit the time period. it does have a couple of songs by tori amos on it. which btw she is in the movie for like two seconds.
(yes)
new line to adapt gaiman's death - ok everyone do a happy dance ther is going to be a death movie.
for those like myself who do not have the dvd set it is good nes to see that bbc america is now showing the young ones. its the story of four lovable kids living in a house in england. or something like that. while looking for other stuff i actually came across a page that collected all of (p)ricks poems. he does some very nice writing i tell you.
neopixie did a post where she was talking about playing with the yahoo launchcast thing so i figured i would go play with it. i am still working on it but i think i am getting the thing trained pretty well. there really hasnt been much that has been played that i though was just so completely horrible i couldnt listen to it. and so far i have only found one artist (kip addota) without any kind of listing in their database.george clinton - up up up and away
cowboy junkies - one soul now
henry rollins - new age blues
they might be giants - whistling in the dark
tom waits - reeperbahn
no use for a name - let me down
the smiths - william, it was really nothing
nerf herder - pantera fans in love
pennywise - society
the muffs - rock & roll girl
taking back sunday - cute without the 'e' (cut from the team) [did not actually play this song]
the stray cats - stray cat strut
velocity girl - nothing
x - because i do
minor threat - seeing red
negativland - the playboy channel
ron sexsmith - imaginary friends [did not actually play this song]
monty python's flying circus - accountancy shanty
a perfect circle - the outsider
the replacements - achin' to be
so consider this an invitation to listen to my station. i dare you even. hell i survived it while browsing and downloading. on.a.dial.up.connection.
mp3.com is back up and running. ill play with it later and see if i can access my account. but there is stuff there. maybe it will be a little better this go round. i am not expecting much though.
and as a parting shot...ridiculous infomercial review