if I seem bleak well youd be correct and if I dont speak its cause I cant disconnect

thanks to angelabsinthe for finding this one...

What Kind Of Goth Icon Will You Be? by ivegrownweary
Your Stage Name	Scary
Your Genre	Dark Wave
Your Gimmick	You will be a "satanist"
Your Career Will End By...	One of your fangs falls off during a show
Your Name
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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stomping boots*
she is a girl on a mission
not the common 'just to get by' one
no breath no step is to be wasted
whatever she has to do to get there
it is always all and never nothing
no polite little heels to click
she knows it dirty work she has to do
she is ready for the kill the takeover
she's not going to let the world
get in the way of her simple plans

*in a quest for paper i ended up writing most of this out on an ad for 'the out directory' in the current issue of the gayly oklahoman. didn't look at what the page was until i went to type it up. thought it was funny that a piece by a boy about a girl was written on an ad like that. guess that is what i get for writing in clubs.

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thanks to theferrettheferrett for this post about the expansion pack to lunch money.

lunch money is a role playing card game (like magic and the like only better) but not of the usual sort. the simplest way would be to imagine if edward gorey made games of this nature. nasty little kids and their nasty little habits. gotta love em.

i was exposed to this on the last thanksgiving i was in boston however many years ago that was. (six mybe.) i have asked about it at just about every comic book store i have been in since. never have i had any luck with that method. being the asshat that i am, i never thought of doing a web search for it. doh! but the to have the info handed to me. and the expansion pack sticks and stones. makes me want to let out a girly scream. i will own these.

once i have all my stuff sorted trough and a place to do it in we will have a party where everyone can play these. i will even bring out my inwo collection with the subgenius expansion pack so that it will be an entire night of geekdom. beer and pizza will be free to all who play. i promise.

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virgin allism and child

have you heard? professor munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch

no thanks to GeorgeWBush.com for sending this ...
Take action to overcome John Kerry's special interests

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The Bush-Cheney campaign is taking steps to ensure that these groups comply with federal election law. Last week, the Bush-Cheney campaign and the Republican National Committee filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission to take the first step toward getting these groups into court before a federal judge.

Now the campaign can use your help. The Federal Election Commission is considering implementing new rules that would force these groups to comply with federal law. The special interest groups are running a nationwide e-mail campaign opposing these rules. To make sure that everyone plays by the same rules we need you to tell the Commissioners they should force these groups to comply with federal law.

If you have just a few minutes, please send an e-mail as soon as possible by going to:

http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Letters/

Onward,
Marc Racicot
Chairman

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thank my sister for sending me this...
Texas Surgeons

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries that they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."

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once again stealing from angelabsinthe...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA WHEN...

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes.

11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cow pies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. (i've seen it happen)

20. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

22. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.

23. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

24. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

25. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper." (hahaha i've heard that one a few times)

more okie humor
The following list of rules applies to each person as they enter Oklahoma:

Learn 'em & remember 'em.

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are pigs, cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar air conditioned tractors. We drive them 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawdads. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Pace Picante Sauce.

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

and that caused irishflame to post in response...
You know you're from Boston...

You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).

You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.

All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.

You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.

You don't think you have an attitude.

You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

You have no idea what the word compromise means.

You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.

You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.

You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

[snip, snip, snip] ...follow the link up there for a ton more of stuff.