my parole officer will be proud of me with my olds 88 and the devil on a leash

well i went to saw three of my grandparents for the holidays so that was nice
i got new monochrome black converse chuck taylor all-stars so that was good
got a neat little chuck taylor key chain with the shows so that was cool
i made fun of my family so that was fun
saw the castle of muskogee but no happenings so that was lame
got a light from kum & go food stores ("always something extra") so that was fucking hilarious
lost ten bucks at the cherokee casino where my dad works so that was bad but fun
got lots of free and tasty food so that was filling
had a conversation about poplar and pin oak trees that was informative
...and many more things to make it a pretty merry holiday