hey miss he says don't miss this then he grabs his crotch and snears ear to ear

this is a collection of links to things i have been looking for lately and the reasons why. my life through hyper linking. this is a move to real postings that may be returning soon. to me this is not a a real post.

Welcome to NStorm
home of elf bowling, frogapult, etc. just because i need more cheeseball games on trixie.

Free Christmas Screen Savers
links to several xmess* savers. mostly very large downloads.

animal pictures and free desktop wallpaper photos
i was looking for emu wallpaper but they just have too many cool animal ones that i will get later

Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper
we all need our little helpers. and some of us really need help through our busy dying days.

Real Life - Send Me An Angel Lyrics
heard this at the wreck the otter night and just wanted to read the lyrics for one reason or another.

imformation society - white roses.mp3
i had to hunt down this free and legal mp3 for scott and mikey. distribution is strongly supported by the artist.

ifriends
a video chat site that i am wanting to play with once i get my motha's dsl setup

Skinner Macaroni Company
recipes for the 'getti i use. url off of package.

Todd Snider - Alright Guy Lyrics
You know, just the other night
These cops pulled me over outside a bar
They turned on their lights
And they ordered me out of my car
Man, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't know why

toomuchfun.com catinthehat.com
these two are off the packages of krapt mac'n'cheese and both really annoying in their own ways. bastards.

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"What does a monkey spank?"
- Bob Kevoian

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gots to thank my sister for the odd records** that i received unfolded and unbent. speaking of...

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Boob Jokes
Oldies but goodies...

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille for "lick here".

What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her nice ass.

Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

What do you call 250 Indian maidens without nipples?
The Indian Nippleless 500.

Most bees make honey, but what kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!

more at...
Mammogram & Boobs - Humor, Jokes, Riddles & Cartoons

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*trademark of mama2jude

**yeah the real thing. wax platter to wax poetic to. want to meat mr poetic?