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[empallin]

you know what i would like to do...(aside from that) i would like to set up a dial-up connection through a voip service (vonage,etc) just to see what kind of speeds it came up with. i know if i looked someone else will have already done this but it would not be as funny if i didnt do it myself.
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sod off. i think it would be funnier than the one who actually try to voip over dial-up.