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nothing satisfies but I'm getting close closer to the prize at the end of the rope
so i was doing some web searches and came across 
theferrett's website. it is one of the funniest site i have come across in a long. honest to the point of cruel. which is also makes it so funny. below are direct links for a few examples. i had it come back to me again while i was reasing my friends list and mskoi posted her results to the Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Test
1.] Why I Can't Rape My Wife ********* 2.] Seven Centimeters Of Odor ********* 3.] The Ferrett's Tips For Better Living
in case you didn't notice i finally figured out how to put a counter on my lj. ok so i didn't really figure it out, so much as read the instructions on how to ad one. i do like it for the huge ad bar it puts across the top. as soon as i actually take a look at the code for my counter i will change it so that one appears. it is much smaller and fits the layout and everything better. and i absolutely hate this new counter, and ones like, for the one simple fact that it is more ad than function. it would be perfect for a geocities account or something.
[already fixed it. went smoothly. and just so you know those are real number for all hits to all my stuff in about the past year or so. it's even lower than it should be because i rounded down after the good counter died. choke on that you cock smokin' clerks.]
i found a new special food. it is mimi's cocnut ice cream. i was kind of let down by the cocnut flavour, or lack there of. it really tastes like vanailla with only a hint of cocnut. not bad. livable. what makes it really special is that it comes in a half of a cocnut shell. a coconut shell all emptied out and mostly cleaned up filled with a nice dairy treat. ranks right up there with yan-yan's.
so i was supposed to get a car that was all but gauranteed to get me back to okc. guess what? ain't happening. the plug was pulled on that idea. the best idea i can come up with is to mail what i can, load the rest into the car, leave the rest in the storage unit, and hope i make it halfway across the country. i am really against leaving the stuff in storage because of some very bad experiences but it is workable. i mean i can't really move all that stuff by myself right now anyway. so if i leave it there until i have to come back for my rechecks and stuff, it would not be very long. plus it could be turned into a little vaction of sorts. it would also by me some time to sort though the loads of crap i already have in oklahoma city. it would also be easier to organize this whole thing from there rather than trying to do it here basically by myself. i have to start the wrap up now though because it will literally only be a matter of days before this all comes to a head of some kind. basically i want to be able to head out in a matter of hours, if not minutes, formm the point that my lawyer gives me the ok. seriously. as soon as the ball bounces back into my court i will be running with it. i am going nuts over this right now, so if anyone has any better ideas please do share before i go completely off the deep end.
theferrett's website. it is one of the funniest site i have come across in a long. honest to the point of cruel. which is also makes it so funny. below are direct links for a few examples. i had it come back to me again while i was reasing my friends list and mskoi posted her results to the Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Test1.] Why I Can't Rape My Wife ********* 2.] Seven Centimeters Of Odor ********* 3.] The Ferrett's Tips For Better Living
in case you didn't notice i finally figured out how to put a counter on my lj. ok so i didn't really figure it out, so much as read the instructions on how to ad one. i do like it for the huge ad bar it puts across the top. as soon as i actually take a look at the code for my counter i will change it so that one appears. it is much smaller and fits the layout and everything better. and i absolutely hate this new counter, and ones like, for the one simple fact that it is more ad than function. it would be perfect for a geocities account or something.
[already fixed it. went smoothly. and just so you know those are real number for all hits to all my stuff in about the past year or so. it's even lower than it should be because i rounded down after the good counter died. choke on that you cock smokin' clerks.]
i found a new special food. it is mimi's cocnut ice cream. i was kind of let down by the cocnut flavour, or lack there of. it really tastes like vanailla with only a hint of cocnut. not bad. livable. what makes it really special is that it comes in a half of a cocnut shell. a coconut shell all emptied out and mostly cleaned up filled with a nice dairy treat. ranks right up there with yan-yan's.
so i was supposed to get a car that was all but gauranteed to get me back to okc. guess what? ain't happening. the plug was pulled on that idea. the best idea i can come up with is to mail what i can, load the rest into the car, leave the rest in the storage unit, and hope i make it halfway across the country. i am really against leaving the stuff in storage because of some very bad experiences but it is workable. i mean i can't really move all that stuff by myself right now anyway. so if i leave it there until i have to come back for my rechecks and stuff, it would not be very long. plus it could be turned into a little vaction of sorts. it would also by me some time to sort though the loads of crap i already have in oklahoma city. it would also be easier to organize this whole thing from there rather than trying to do it here basically by myself. i have to start the wrap up now though because it will literally only be a matter of days before this all comes to a head of some kind. basically i want to be able to head out in a matter of hours, if not minutes, formm the point that my lawyer gives me the ok. seriously. as soon as the ball bounces back into my court i will be running with it. i am going nuts over this right now, so if anyone has any better ideas please do share before i go completely off the deep end.